And your hate for all things Christian :D

I really am, and it's sad :(

that's terrible (seriously)

phoenix: confused, slightly naive, belongs at kittyradio

satan did you roast me? Cuz at least I tried. Pfff.

confused yes. naieve? no. belongs at kittyradio? that place.. is a hole. Idontthinkso.

no i didn't, i won't even try because i'll fail.

kitty radio is a hole indeed. fuck that place. but they'd probably like you.

I haven't heard about kittyradio in yeeeearrrs. I think I made an account but I never posted.

every single girl on there is just the biggest bitch you could imagine

(phoenix this does not apply to you i just think they'd like you)

I don't doubt it, considering the girls I knew who posted on there. One was bulimic.

I heard that strumming an acoustic guitar has a higher chance of giving you AIDS than unprotected buttsex in the 80's.

then i must've got maaaaaaad AIDS yesterday.

because i timewarped to the eighties and let a bunch of new romantics bum the shit out of me, obviously. nothing to do with guitars.

you do the best impersonation of yrself.

I am a guy way into easy people (hit me up sluts!), so here's my crack at it...

SuchFriendsAreDangerous: "I am the tireless white knight defender for all black peoples. They're just the greatest! I talk down on white Amerikkka, maintain dreads, and rally against racism because then it'll be like maybe I actually was a black dude. My white guilt has truly disfigured me. I'm like the bizarro Michael Jackson! I-Man something something something I-Man, down with whitey.

brb

Fuck guys, I cut off all of my dreads and kind of look like present-day Billy Bob Thornton now. I guess it's not too late to get into Skrewdriver."

I like yr honesty.

P.S. if that was too harsh then please target me for:

My penis.

Really, anything you say about a dude's penis will be painful to him. Unless you say "Hey, get your giant cock out of my mother!" Then it's just painful to your mother.

Hey Get Your Small Cock Out Of Mah Mumma

*queefs*

Why does it do that? I meant to e-scream it at you and boom the letters come out small....wtf.

Ouch, my feelings :(

It's a filter to prevent douches from typing in all-caps all the time. It's ruined some of my better e-screams as well.