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My technique with eating a girl out is this... I like to slowly do the A, B, C's on their clit while gently teasing their vagina with one firm finger. Then, I measure the moistness to know when to increase my tongue action. I'll add subtle sucks on the clit, feeling it swell in my mouth like a hot, bulbous little bean. I'll stick two fingers in and let the vagina form to fit them and I'll firmly, slowly go in and out, subtly increasing the pressure but keeping a steady rhythm and also increasing my tongue flicking just a bit more. I'll tease the g-spot a bit but mainly focus on the a-spot, which is more reliable I've noticed. Soon, I'll do quick-as-fuck lightning-fast licks while both fingers go in and out as hard and as deep as possible. That's usually all it takes. I won't stop until they tell me to, even if my shoulder hurts.

And then we can, y'know, have sex too, but eh.

Oral sex is so much more fun.

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Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo

who said anything about paying? we'll murder them together too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvyDWGF290M

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

goddamn youre getting scientific here!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V83JR2IoI8k

Well, I had to recently explain, in detail, how to "properly" eat a girl out (that sounds so gross) to someone who'd never done it and I spent like an hour telling this guy how to do it and he was like "oh man this is great." He even wrote some shit down! He's kind of a loser, though, so I doubt he ever uses my advice. Heh.

hahahhaa

well it sounds like you got it down

Yeah, maybe... I'm way better at that than fucking. Intercourse just bores me usually. Unless there's some pain involved...

I don't even see the point in havin sex if the old lady isn't willing to spit on me, call me a dirty motherrfucker, and slap the shit out of me.

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Originally Posted by Satan

sucking dick is awesome

you're gonna need to convince me of that one

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

The fuck?! Haha

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

Spongebob after the alcoholism set in?

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

I'll tease the g-spot a bit but mainly focus on the a-spot, which is more reliable I've noticed.

there's an 'a' spot too? wtf?

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Originally Posted by GeneticKiss

Spongebob after the alcoholism set in?

this

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

he's gonna be usin ur move! nxt thing u know he's gonna stop short. end w/a swirl, not with a pinch.

posted this in the sodomy/butt love thread- here's my tips for u now atsonic.

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Originally Posted by Zombie Robot

here's ur lesson for the day kids-
Deep Throat Made Easy

Position is important; you'll want to in position where you can extend and straighten your neck by slightly tilting your head back. This helps line up your throat with your mouth allowing the penis to slide in deep. The best position for beginners is with the receiver lying on his back with the giver lying on the stomach along side. You can prop yourself up on your elbows.

The penis must be lubricated! I can't stress this enough. An erect penis will slide much easier along the tongue and into the throat if it is well lubricated. Once you're in position, slightly tilt your head back and extend the tip of your tongue just past your bottom lip. Flatten the back of your tongue just as you would if a doctor were using a tongue depressor to look in your throat. (Extending your tongue helps flatten the back of your tongue. Force your throat open as you would if you were yawning. (contrary to popular belief, you don't 'relax' your throat muscles to perform deepthroat. Forcing the back of your tongue down and your throat open will counter the gag reflex and create a larger opening for the penis to enter)

Now, take a deep breath and slowly slide the length of the penis into your mouth and along your tongue. When you feel the urge to gag, pause and hold the penis there as long as possible then withdraw it. Repeat this process as many times as you can. Eventually you'll be able to take the penis in deeper and deeper until you can take the entire length of it across your tongue and down your throat

One thing to remember is when you get to the point where the head actually enters the throat, you may feel a little resistance and will need to give a little extra 'push' to get the penis fully in. It may help to use your tongue to pull the penis in deeper. When you reach the point where you feel the gag reflex, pause for a moment, then, without removing the penis from you mouth, extend your tongue out a little further, then pull your tongue back in your mouth, pulling the penis along with it.

You contact lens wearers will no doubt remember the difficulty you had overcoming the involuntary urge to blink the first few times you tried to put in your lenses, but with practice and patience it became very easy to do. The same applies to deep throating! Be patient and practice the technique as often as possible.

After you've learned to take in the entire length, you can begin working on some 'advanced techniques' that will add even more pleasure. Some of these techniques are letting you partner ejaculate with the entire length of his penis in your throat.

If you don't like the taste of cum, this is a great technique because the head of his penis will be well past the taste buds on the back of you tongue when he ejaculates. You'll also be able to perform a 'throat massage' on his penis while it's in your throat.

This technique will drive your partner wild with passion as your throat muscles massage his penis. This is accomplished by actually making a swallowing motion while the entire length of his penis is deep in your throat. You'll also be able to lick his balls while he's in your throat.

If you've never been deepthroated, you're probably wondering what it really feels like. Most men report that they feel a 'pleasurable ring of tightness' around the circumference of the penis just below the head with the most pleasurable sensation focused on the underside of the penis where the head joins the shaft. Remember: lubrication, extend tongue, flatten back of tongue, force throat muscles open, go slow and be patient!

While learning deepthroat, it's better that the giver maintain the 'superior' position, i.e. where the giver controls the depth and frequency of penetration. After you've become very comfortable with taking a penis deep in your throat, you'll be able to accept a more passive roll and let your partner control the depth. An excellent position for this is you lying on your back with your head hanging off the edge of the bed. Your partner will be able to put his penis in as deeply as he wishes in this position. This position provides an excellent view of your neck and throat for your partner. One of the most exciting visual aspects of deepthroat is your partner can watch your neck and throat expand and bulge as the penis slides in deep.

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

this

So, like I said...

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

there's an 'a' spot too? wtf?

Yeah. There's also a u-spot.

You know how the g spot feels like the end of your nose? Well, the a spot is kinda underneath that.. it feels kinda like how you might think a brain should feel.

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

there's an 'a' spot too? wtf?

oh cum now. u knew that.

http://www.heretical.com/miscella/g-spots.html

haha I will read that after I post this, but thanks zombie robot. Seinfeld rules.

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Originally Posted by Satan

goddamn youre getting scientific here!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V83JR2IoI8k

I gotta try it like that, sounds like good advice. I do the abcs and shit but im not good at building up the anticipation, I just kinda go wit hthe flow and there is no rhyme or reason...

I'm better at fingering than eating tho...I'll try that tho.

I usually start with one, and spin it in circles like im circling a clock with my finger, then when I add two I'll kind of scissor them like yr making yr fingers walk like a human... that drives em nuts...

Ohh, read it. Fuckin awesome!

For all you too lazy to click on links:

The A-Spot, AFE-zone or Anterior Fornix Erogenous Zone. Also referred to as the Epicentre, this is a patch of sensitive tissue at the inner end of the vaginal tube between the cervix and the bladder, described technically as the 'female degenerated prostate'. (In other words, it is the female equivalent of the male prostate, just as the clitoris is the female equivalent of the male penis.) Direct stimulation of this spot can produce violent orgasmic contractions. Unlike the clitoris, it is not supposed to suffer from post-orgasmic over-sensitivity.
Its existence was reported by a Malaysian physician in Kuala Lumpur as recently as the 1990s. There has been some mis-reporting about it, and its precise position has been incorrectly described by several writers. Its true location is just above the cervix, at the innermost point of the vagina. The cervix of the uterus is the narrow part that protrudes slightly into the vagina, leaving a circular recess around itself. The front part of this recess is called the anterior fornix. Pressure on it produces rapid lubrication of the vagina, even in women who are not normally sexually responsive. It is now possible to buy a special AFE vibrator – long thin and upward curved at its end, to probe this zone.
Students of female sexual physiology claim (perhaps over-enthusiastically) that if these four erotic centres are stimulated in rotation, one after the other, it is possible for a woman to enjoy many orgasms in a single night. It is pointed out, however, that it takes an extremely experienced and sensitive lover to achieve this.
It has been claimed that two out of every three women fail to reach regular orgasms from simple penetrative sex. As mentioned above, most of them find that only digital or oral stimulation of the clitoris can be guaranteed to bring them to climax. This must mean that, for them, the two 'hot spots' inside the vagina are not living up to their name. The reason for this, it seems, is monotony in sexual positioning. A group of 27 couples were asked to vary their sexual positions experimentally, employing postures that would allow greater stimulation of the two vaginal 'hot spots', and it was found that three-quarters of the females involved were then able to achieve regular vaginal orgasms.

never heard of the a spot in my life until now. or the u spot. how many spots are in there for fuck's sake?

The vagina is just so amazing. I mean, dicks are too, really. Genitals in general are just amazing. Fuck.

^^quoted the wrong thing, but hey, likewise girl.

demonrail, that's why we need to start hanging out. Asian films and a-spots, man.

i'll bring a note pad i think:eek:

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Genitals in general are just amazing. Fuck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

god damn u guys post too fast in this fucking thread!

my girls never had an orgasm before, sadly shes one of those rare types where the gspot is unreachable, but I think those other spots could be of good use.

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

The vagina is just so amazing. I mean, dicks are too, really. Genitals in general are just amazing. Fuck.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to atsonicpark again.

DAMMIT

haha I've seen that video before, zombie.

funny shit.

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Originally Posted by Zombie Robot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

Superior: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvjDr8KKtsE

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

genital genesis

You should put out a release with that name...

It's a Robe. song title, and a guy messaged me on myspace a few weeks ago
asking me if he could use it for his band name, and he did.

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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Rob Instigator again.
Yeah... i am that astonedd