Lucky bastard.

Go Whites.

Someone who types like you has no place criticising others for pretentiousness in appearance.

true.

i will reiterate that this was not my idea and contrary to hayden's insistancy, i have nothing to do with it.

Wall Street cowboy!

I am the fashion queen! No, I'm really not.

Nah, it's a fact. I'm highly attractive.

i am going to have to agree.

if by fashion sense you mean spikes and chains, then i have to gree with you, but i doubt you are talking about that.

hayden and cantanky (he nominated you) for indie bitch pageant.

i am so not indie. i don't accept your nomination, sorry.

I think the 'indie' term is just about bad as 'emo' these days. Well any classification is pretty shitty, isn't it.

i meant hayden nominated you by saying you had fashion sense.

actually, you don't really dress indie-fashionable.

that's right. don't you pigeonhole me, motherfuckers.


actually, do. what do i care.

That i know of,he creates under the influence of smack so i assume the diet would require to take generous doses of the thing.

why not wear an awesome shirt like i have
its prob the greatest shirt ever.

 

All I have are some band shirts and jeans...

But I just got a pair of corduroy pants. Watch out! I'm crazy!

Cords own all. Are they tight?

A little...

Sad. Super tight-ass pants are the only way to go.

My legs and tight-ass pants don't work that well together. I'm not pushing it anymore than I already have. It'll hurt someone if I do.

Why? Do you have thunder thighs?

Nah. Just not-tight-pant thighs. And when I wear tight pants it looks unproportional to the rest of my body.

Wear tight shirts and blazers too.

Oh! What do I wear to homecoming?

Oh, such an easy one.

1) Dress in any colours so long as they aren't your schools.
2) Get fucking trashed.
3) Go to Goodwill and get an old suit.
4) Go to homecoming and drink more alcohol.

2 and 4 wouldn't work out so well. Cantankerous seems to know enough about my parents to know why.

Well, you can't even go to homecoming with anything lower than a .08 BAT level.

I'm riding in a limo with some Jewish people too...

Ick. Limos. So cliche` and overdone.

Only cost me 20 bucks, I figured it was worth it. And its better than being in the car with my parents.

I suppose. I've never understood the point of even going to homecoming. I'm far too busy getting wasted before hand that I don't have time to do anything big for the actual game. Oh, and the dances are so boring. Fuck school sponsored dances.

My friends convinced me to go. I'm not going to the game though. I hate football.

I like football players. The games would be far more interesting if they had cameras in the showers for everyone to watch.

I don't like them as people (generally), but I agree.

But footbll players are soi sovbre ab\nd uptight

my kind of fucking diet. hit me.

are you seriously asking him for advice?!?
just cause hes a batty boy doesnt mean he has ANY idea of what good and bad fashion are

tsk tsk tsk

I can't imagine people in Texas having fashion in their mind.