Fuck off. Zep sucks. Everyone knows this.

Oh boy. Another show-down. I'd say love is all we need, but...that would start a fight about the Beatles.

Who said I've never heard one of their albums, dumbshit? How could I not? Every coked-up drivetime DJ shoves Led Zep down mindless commuter America's throat every day of the week.

(*edit, in reply to luxinterior)

FUCK YOU STUPID ASSHOLE

spare us our time for when you need some advise.

fyi: i don't like led zeppelin that much.

i'm incredibly amussed by idiots who sit on their asses and type up a bunch of shit to a stupid internet forum and think they are so superior to people who actually would go out of their houses and made something out of their lives and have touched so many people...and now i'm not even defending led zeppelin anymore.

Listen here, little cunt. Sufjan Stevens is far more interesting that Led Zeppelin and he's not even that great. I recognize is medicore-ness. Have you heard Year of the Rabbit? A Sun Came? I doubt it. Go masturbate to Plant's terrible high pitched singing.

Lighten up, Francis...

Like anyone on this forum has done anything with their lives.

Hearing Stairway to Heaven or Rock and Roll on the radio does in no way enable you to claim that you've "heard one of their albums." If you're going to talk shit about a band, at least have the balls to admit you're doing it based solely upon some vague form of resentment you have for anything that isn't a little bit obscure.

i know, i'm talking to the wall anyway...

it's all "let's buy as much limited edition cd-rs and piece of shit used vinyl so we can feel like we have balls".

I'm betting we've all done something more interesting than led zep iv...

Psst... Walls don't talk back.

I can't just say I don't like them because I don't like them?

I'm doing it based soley upon some vague form of resentment I have for anything that sucks, frankly.

But I also have no problem with people who like Led Zep based upon any vague or precise form of any feeling they want to have for whatever...

Live and let live. It's all good. Rock on...

your entire life will not amount to a single half second of "the battle of evermore" and that's just one song.

yeah, but walls are better listeners anyway...they don't talk back but at least they know what you are talking about.

and i've heard better responses from walls than from people here.

I'm talking about Led Zeppelin being a fucking snoozefest. Walls know about that?

God, why don't I just end it all now...

Do I even have to counter this? Sure, pulling out the Sufjan card was a low-blow, but even you admit to recognizing his mediocrity (or "medicore-ness") and you're the one who listens to him. I could tell you that he's far worse than mediocre, or that yes, I have heard more than one of his albums in its entirety, but I think your post alone is enough to support my argument.

here's a gun, end it.

Yet you're the one who asked for album suggestions.

A large malaise in my life. I happen to be fairly ambivalent to Led Zep, I have a mix-tape of their stuff someone gave me, it's ok. But I heartily agree with the problem of, "Why check out band X when there are bands a-z3 to check out who interest me more?" Case in point - Nirvana. I like them. But I really don't need to buy their records, not while every fucker puts them on at some point at a party.

But what album? Illinoise is terrible. I'm positive I've heard every Led Zeppelin album. I know they are shit. I am not deaf.

And it supports what argument? You are a dim-witted little girl.

you are not starting threads about buying nevermind or in utero on 200 gram vinyl before saying that you were going to take a crap at cobain's grave when you visit seattle.

it's very different.

That is true. My point being that Zep have the sort of ubiquity amongst rock fans that renders them less inviting to investigate, probably more so as time goes on. I would probably not be as into the Velvets now if I wasn't earlier (i.e., before I knew lots of people with VU & Nico).

I heard Michigan (actually owned it, and then sold it), and another one the same friend who gave me Michigan plays in her car nonstop. I don't know its name, but I thought it was before Illinoise came out, which I have also heard.

If you can't recognize an argument as simple as Led Zeppelin > Sufjan Stevens, then please, spare me the "dim-witted little girl" crap, because you're what? 15? and far more dim-witted and girlier than I am.

mmm, no. No, I didn't. I asked, "What d'ya think?" Echoes the ambivalence Glice is talking about. Right now that ambivalence is leaning towards the suck side.

And the finely articulated hostility of Zep fans here is doing so much to win me over (sarcasm intended).

since when was this board full of classic rock fans, fuck rock dude, id rather burn the money.

I'm far less dim-witted actually. Girlier? Only if you're a dyke.

Sufjan Stevens and Led Zeppelin are not even comparable. Fuck off.

Earlier I remarked that one of your posts was the stupidest thing I had ever heard. I retract that, and hereby apply it to this one. The fact is that you started a thread about Led Zeppelin, talked about possibly purchasing their fourth album, said "What d'ya think?" which does not echo ambivalence but rather your dependence on members of this board to tell you what you can or can't listen to. As expected, you completely abandoned the original idea behind this thread in favor of mocking a band you admitted to not having heard beyond the radio, just because a few assholes saw an opportunity to take a cheap shot at a band whose popularity tends to blind people to the fact they they do, indeed, kick butt.

yeah man!
fuck rock!
fuck sonic youth!

FUCK MUSIC


I ONLY LIKE RYTHMLESS STATIC

Fucking A.

Your concept of wit is a well-timed insult, and the only reason you're able to manage the "time" part of it is because you never leave the board.

Actually quite the opposite. I leave this board often. I'm just far far more efficient when it comes to posting than you.

FUCK YOU I'M INDIER HIPSTER THAN YOU!!!!

ALL I LISTEN TO IS MY REFRIGERATOR AND UNPLUGGED PHONES, I HAVE MIC CONTACTS ALL OVER MY HOUSE AND THEY DISTORT EVERYTHING TO THE POINT OF EARBLEED!

MERZBOW IS FOR PUSSIES!

I recorded myself sleeping and turned the volume up to 1000000000 times as loud and distorted it all. I'm so noise I put out a limited edition 13" vinyl limited to one copy on clear vinyl. The cover was silkscreened with real yeti blood.

ohh yeah?

i have a recording where i pick my nose and i jammed with a homemade kleenex and recorded both on an answering machine i found in the trash, i got electrocuted trying to plug it in. it's so fucked it generates noise just by staring at it.

i released it in an edition of half on 3-d blue-ish yellow 8-track attached to a garbage truck that plays only when the trash smasher gets engaged and you can hear it at 4.6 miles round. the truck's cover is a collage of stolen paintings by van gogh, michaelangelo and raymond pettibon.

it's one billion dollars and i sold it in 24 seconds after i put it on sale.

I bet you pick your nose in rythm. Sell-out.

fuck you, you sing.

and i've seen you wear baggie jeans and a wallet chain. DEATH TO FALSE HIPSTERS!

LIES! I've never even SEEN a wallet chain. I only go to the indiest of clubs and coffee shop. They ask you about the latest release from D Yellow Swans and if you don't answer correctly they kick you out. Baggy jeans? Unlikely. I did wear 9/10s once and I do wear 7/8s.

of course you have, and you listen to sufjan stevens and that has notes and singing and you don't even listen to him ironically!!

and you don't even go to those coffee shops, i go and you know what? they ask you for a membership card; what's the membership card? that business card cd-r wolf eyes released from the time olson and dilloway got diarreah and jammed while andrew wk vomited in sync in 47/3 time signature. i bet you didn't even know it existed!

i'm so not rock, i kicked beck in the balls in 1984 when he didn't even know he was going to get into music.

in fact, i think sonic youth sold out when they released the kill yr idols ep, the fuckers started to play notes on that one. YOU SUCK!

YEAH RIGHT! Sufjan who?

The membership card is the Yellow Swans/Jesus Christ business card cd-r from when Jesus showed up at practice drunk as all fuck and just shouted "Blood" over and over. You obviously don't know what you're talking about.

I shot John Lennon because he knew guitar chords.