Who's Pockmarras? :rolleyes:

Pockmarras?A relative?

Cockmarrow?

and I am you as you are he and we are all together... coo coo coo choo...

Now I 'm getting confused???

If you think you're confused now, just you wait until we start playing Cluedo later.

Really. You're not kidding us are you? Cluedo! When?

Sorry, Pookie, you can't join in until you've done your homework.

Miss Scarlet

I want Tokolosh to be me!

i am spartacus.

HaHa Fuck. Who is this Goblin Fucker? That was the worst attempt at a troll ever?

Reveal yourself, GoblinFucker!

goblinfucking seems painful

Where is Vodka Goblin anyway?

He's still in hiding.

Whoever GoblinGobbler is, I'm glad he/she started this thread, it's a splendid one.

Typewritten improv!

GoblinChops can choke on their own tongue as far as I am concerned.

I think we've just found out who he is.

Oh, yes. You've caught me.

Fucking idiot.

Hayden, they're such good detectives here.

Remember, Pork still thinks that I called up Habib.

He knows! I mean he is the almighty porkmarras. These people have an internet connection. Therefore, they know everything.

Yes, exactly.

I might soon have a second job at your employer. HA! How much do they pay your asses there?

Depends entirely. My parents pay really well but the one I was going to work at in Minneapolis paid jack shit.

fuck. i didn't know your parents were franchisees.

wait a second, i thought you said your parents were dead beat p.o.s.?

They are. My dad has been managing fast food restaurants forever. He got asked if he wanted to manage Subway and signed on as 'operating partner' which means he's a manager but none of the other partners do anything. My dad put 0 money into it. He is a POS. My mom is the ass. manager.

She manages my ass all the time.

Where is our beloved green-haired revolutionary sweetheart, anyway?

Dead.

Od'd on Coke.

Oh well. One less coke whore on the SY Gossip.

As that's capitalized, I'm going to assume you mean the beverage. In which case, serves her right. Pepsi is the only way to go.

Pepsi is the blandest tasting shit ever. Leave this forum. NOW.

really, pepsi is for pussies.

Pepsi is a Republican yuppie drink. Real people drink Coke.

Coke is disgusting. It's Pepsi with syrup. I can't drink it at all.

EDIT: And I would certainly be classified as a yuppie, by no fault of my own.

fuck that, i drink pure prefountain coke.

Soda=Grossness.

I've been cutting back on soda. Every once in a while, I just stop drinking soda. I haven't completely stopped yet, I drink about 1 soda a week.

i used to drink a 44oz a day, then i got poor.

coke is it.

I used to drink at least 2 bottles of water every damn day. But there would be some days where i forgot, and i got some hardcore headaches

When i was a buss boy i got free pink lemonade. But that job sucked horribly