I remember learning what the word "surrealist" meant from a joke like that. It was something like:

"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to climb the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with technicolor power tools."

And I just sat there for 5 minutes trying to imagine what a surrealist could be, and how I could become one.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?

- Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write about how it felt.
- Three. One to screw it in, and two to talk about the sexual implications.
- Four. One to change the bulb, and three to write about how the bulb is exploiting the socket.
- Three. One to change the bulb, and two to secretly wish they were the socket.
- Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to kick the balls of any man who even tries to volunteer his help.

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

- None. The seeds of revolution and change are within the lightbulb itself.

How many Psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

- Just one. But the bulb has to really WANT to change.

Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None 'o yo' fuckin' business!

Q: How many university students does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to fuse all the electrics while doing something silly, and one to phone the landlord to ask for the lightbulb to be changed.

How many Sonic Youth fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as you can.Chances are that they'll find it a boring task anyway.

how many women does it take to change a light bulb?
none! that bitch can cook in the dark

/LAUGH

How many bonobo's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and the other 2 to screw IN the light bulb.

Post number 35986986518658162398638568916895689165123 by Norma J about Cantankerous.

HAHA. It's funny 'cause it's true.

how many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
none, the lead singer will do it.

Don't flatter yourself. Perchance it's a reflection upon yourself that I may post towards you so often. Even though I don't agree that I do. But you do. Another way of diverting it all back onto you?

So THATS what an ignored post looks like. Fascinating.

wow, being a little childish huh.

It's not very nice to make fun of someone's handwriting, you know.
Give her some credit for finally finishing "Hooked On Phonics."

Those are some damn sassy fine motor skills I've got, laddie. Don't you forget it.

I have better writing. If only you could see it. but you couldn't because you would die immediately in pure shock at how great it is.

Ahhh, Cantankerous has nothing left to give, if she even had anything in the first place.

Defining irony: Someone who bores and irritates most members of the board, but puts others or ignore when she... I meant, when that person, cannot back up what they're saying.

I'm currently ignoring her. I just got really tired of her typical posts:

"______ is a cunt"

"Yawn. Next"

"Picture of ignored post/bad rep + writing"
(I've only seen these ones because people quote them)

She's too self-absorbed. And not in a good way.

And yes, she is quite repetitive and predictable. She neg rep'd me once, I sent her a reasonable PM stating how she was clearly wrong in her doing so (not that I cared, really) and she replied with something along the lines of "I didn't read any of that.". And this is how the rest went:

Me: I think you did.
Cantankerous: Well I didn't.
Me: Then you proved me right (referring to her ignorant, degenerate attitude. She can't take the time to read a simple post directed towards her, but can take the time to post endless amounts of pics of herself on the board)
Cantankerous: Not a problem
Me: So you just happened to read 4 out of 5 of my posts?

Then I think she repled alittle bit later with "Think what you like" or something just as non-thought provoking.

Which just goes to show she is a passive liar. Which I gathered from the get go on this board.

HAHA.

Thanks for misquoting me YET AGAIN, cocksucker. I'm really fucking hurt.

And just for the record, you filthy, festering cunt (I dub thee with such honor and dignity,) those are still in my goddamn PM box and as you have quoted me so obscenely incorrectly, HERE YOU GO:



I rest my case, fruitcake. If you want to talk predictability, go look in Narcissus' mirror, I believe it's hanging on your wall. Don't bother trying for another of your halfwitted responses, you're going back on ignore. You have made it clear enough that you don't like me, so please summon what little intelligence is harbored in your noggin and BEGIN USING THE IGNORE FUNCTION.

Thank fuck for that.

nah. nothing major, just "thank fuck for that" in response to "im ignoring her".

Oh, I deleted my post, thanks though...I decided to view that particular post, and decided that it wasn't worth replying to, so I deleted the post.

haha oh.

no problem anyways.

HAHA. See! She proved me right again. And again, she had nothing else to add other than lame, no-brainer insults. The correct quote actually supports my case further more. She didn't happen to read my pm, and she did seem to have me on block yet read both of my posts. Compulsive liar.