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touch me i'm sick 08.14.2006 08:56 PM

yesss i jsut got tickets for thursday at 10 for tha mutha fucking snakes. scorrreee

k-krack 08.14.2006 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic
yeah, samuel l jackson is a great actor, one of the only ones that doesn't make me want to get a job as an assistant on a hollywood studio before firing machine gun blast after machine gun blast to every douncebag i come across.

god, i hate friends and pretty much everything associated with them.

some future hollywood hits:

big lips, bigger boobs starring angelina jolie
we're horrible millionaire sluts starring paris hilton and lindsay lohan
disney's (or pixar's or dreamworks's) computer animation with no imagination
i'm going to save the world starring tom cruise
i'm going to win an oscar starring tom hanks


ahahahahahahaha. *note the omission of the will ferrell one, because i find him drop-frikking-dead-hil-freakin-arious.

LifeDistortion 08.14.2006 09:59 PM

SLJ is famous for his inability to say no to anything he's offered. This is the cherry on top example of this. If you ever make a movie, regardless of your talent, and you want SLJ to star in a movie, all you have to do is say "Hey Sammy, I want you in my movie!" He'll say yes. You'll probobly have to be able to pay him too, though.

Cantankerous 08.14.2006 10:04 PM

I can't believe some of you are wasting $8 on this bullshit.

truncated 08.15.2006 12:41 AM

Samuel L. Jackson is one of those actors who has earned the right to do anything he goddamned well pleases. He will always be forgiven.

As far as the movie itself goes, I can't remember the last time I went to the cinema. This film surely won't be wooing me back, unless I'm doing illicit things in the back row with some mysterious magnetic stranger. Or blowing spitballs.

Alex's Trip 08.15.2006 12:47 AM

I'm bringing plastic snakes and putting them in random seats...

touch me i'm sick 08.15.2006 12:48 AM

i wish you were going to my theatre

k-krack 08.15.2006 12:51 AM

why donchu do it for yr theatre?

touch me i'm sick 08.15.2006 12:53 AM

because i am too cheap to even buy plastic snakes

k-krack 08.15.2006 12:54 AM

hahaa i would be the same. but i wouldnt go to that stupid movie ina billion years.

touch me i'm sick 08.15.2006 12:55 AM

i am excited for it.. opening night baby! haha it's so absurd how bad it will be

k-krack 08.15.2006 12:56 AM

ahaah. i think yr only going for it for the dumb title! how dare you!!!! falling for a dumb hollywood gimmick to make money. fuck you samueal l jackson, and fuck the stupid scriptwriters and directors and everyone involved!!

touch me i'm sick 08.15.2006 12:57 AM

your jsut jealous cause i have tickets. it's alright hun i'll tell you all about it

k-krack 08.15.2006 12:57 AM

wrong! im NOT jealous. and you will NOT tell me about it!

touch me i'm sick 08.15.2006 12:58 AM

aww i love you!

LifeDistortion 08.15.2006 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by k-krack
ahaah. i think yr only going for it for the dumb title! how dare you!!!! falling for a dumb hollywood gimmick to make money. fuck you samueal l jackson, and fuck the stupid scriptwriters and directors and everyone involved!!


Your so right, its a pre-pakaged "cult" movie that didn't gain cult status on its own merits. Its intentionally has a terrible title thinking its cheesiness alone garners it "cult" status, and all the pre-planned hype is studio generated as opposed to word of mouth. So its really not a cult film at all, and doesn't not deserved to be considered one.

Alex's Trip 08.15.2006 01:43 AM

I don't think it was planned like that...

acousticrock87 08.15.2006 01:45 AM

But it worked. It's sort of a new thing. Not a cult film but still holds a lot of cult qualities. Like a mainstream cult film...if that's possible.

And I don't think it was planned either. I'm sure the name was on purpose, but there's no way they could have predicted this.

Alex's Trip 08.15.2006 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by acousticrock87
But it worked. It's sort of a new thing. Not a cult film but still holds a lot of cult qualities. Like a mainstream cult film...if that's possible.

And I don't think it was planned either. I'm sure the name was on purpose, but there's no way they could have predicted this.

Yeah...some of the people wanted to change the name, but Jackson made them keep it the same or he walked...

Style 08.15.2006 02:48 AM

Jackson didn't even read the script. He accepted solely on the title, which is why he was going to quit if it got changed.

Also it seemed like the net hype was a lot stronger for it about three to four months ago. It kind of seems like people got so tired of the internet status of it.

Alex's Trip 08.15.2006 03:35 AM

eh...

I think it is cool that the line "I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes..." was suggested by someone on the internet.

gmku 08.15.2006 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
I can't believe some of you are wasting $8 on this bullshit.


No shit!!!

Then again, I can't believe a lot of the bullshit things Americans waste their money on.

(You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Cantankerous again.)

Cantankerous 08.15.2006 09:41 AM

Yes. Like dentistry.

gmku 08.15.2006 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
Yes. Like dentistry.


Yeah, fuck teeth. Who needs em...

Cantankerous 08.15.2006 10:07 AM

Not me.

gmku 08.15.2006 10:11 AM

No insurance? Like anything medical, the fees are outrageous. This country's health care system sucks because of that. Have you tried other means--state funds, payment arrangements? As much as I hate dentists, I'm a wimp about even the smallest toothache.

Cantankerous 08.15.2006 10:12 AM

Of course I don't have insurance. Number one, I am not a legal adult, and number two, I can't afford it. Not to mention that I really don't give two shits about what my teeth look like.

gmku 08.15.2006 10:15 AM

Excuse the shit out of me, then.

Tokolosh 08.15.2006 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
I really don't give two shits about what my teeth look like.


 

Wait till it starts hurting here.

Cantankerous 08.15.2006 10:31 AM

until they completely rot out of my head, forget it.

gmku 08.15.2006 10:37 AM

You might not feel it now
but when the pain cuts through
you're gonna know and how
The sweat is gonna fill you head
when it becomes too much, you'll shout aloud

gmku 08.15.2006 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Tokolosh
 

Wait till it starts hurting here.


I love root canals. Nothing like pain to a specific tooth unless it's pain to a specific root. Oh, fucking A...

Groove(Y) 08.15.2006 11:44 AM

hahaha this turned into a dental thread....SoaP -> Teeth....that's great

gmku 08.15.2006 12:16 PM

Samuel Jackson stars in "Root Canals on a Plane."

"Ah ahmm deahnnhatly doo ohhld fuh did dditt." Samuel Jackson, with endodontist's hand in his mouth.

johnnywinternoshow 08.15.2006 06:19 PM


 

I know you'll be surprised when i tell you that this only took 5 minutes. Sophisticated huh?

gmku 08.16.2006 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by gmku
Excuse the shit out of me, then.


Sorry... :o

atari 2600 08.16.2006 11:18 AM

his



inside the actors studio is a good one

jon boy 08.16.2006 11:24 AM

didnt the bassist for jethro tull die because he didnt go to the dentist? he had toothache and wouldnt go and it eventually became infected and an absses grew which then gave him blood poisoning and he died.

gmku 08.16.2006 01:47 PM

Don't know about the Jethro bassist, but yes, death can result from an absessed tooth. It's rare, but it is a possibility, because any serious infection can cause death. Usually if an absess is untreated it will eventually stop hurting but it WILL come back with a vengance several times until it is treated. Believe me, finding some way to finance a root canal or extraction is way better than trying to live with it.

touch me i'm sick 08.17.2006 10:24 AM

tonight at 10 my babies!


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