I miss having an insane kitty kat

it was too hot in here, so i turned on the air conditioner. now i'm too cold. i mean, i could get up and walk across the room to adjust the temp on the thing, but why bother. the AC should just psychically know when i'm overly warm or cold and then do something about it. ugh.

ha! yeah, that's the spirit. i mean it gives our lives purpose, doesn't it? cuz otherwise what's there to do?


ah, i tried to patent that, but then i found that someone had done one where you clap your hands and the temperature changes. clever fuckers...

also (#1 first world problem)

I'M BORED!

The other day, the people at the cellphone store refused to sell me a ridiculously high-tech Korean smartphone because it was too much money.

Sales, they're doing it wrong.

infowars.com hasn't been updated in over 2 hours

our records and cassettes are eating my apartment alive

My life sucks because my parents gave me everything. I'm going to put on some black eyeliner and bitch now.

I'm wearing odd socks because I dressed myself in the dark when I got up this morning. Christ, I hope nobody notices!

you must spread the herp etc etc

I want to gorge endlessly on sweet, chocolatey breakfast cereals, but I'm already far too full!

FML

when i went on holiday they wouldn't let me through airport security with bottles larger than 100ml, so i had to throw away my shampoo and then buy a new bottle in the departure lounge.

ran out of bread!

gots two kinds of supa green ganj and don't know which to smoke first

Why did i update to iTunes 10? it's the worst piece of shit ever invented.

You better send 'em to me and I'll let you know!

Dude, OKC has zillions of chicks in Brooklyn. Do it up!

My only other experience with personals is Yahoo. It isn't saying much that OKC is better.

III@m on the home cooking oil/brandy-congac?!, so much alcohol, yet not enough liver!

I'm shaving my beard tomorrow and I'm undecided on the choice of razor.

buy a pack of five bic orange but be prepared to go through about three of them. at 99p for 5, though, it's still the cheapest option.

bic orange. punk as fuck

work has been preventing me from doing any new art. and i'm working all weekend

• Every time the electricity goes out, I have to go "outside" to refuel the whole-house back-up generator!

• My laundry detergent box claims it has 42 loads, but I'm pretty sure I'm only getting about 39 loads!

• My internet speed isn't worth a shit when I just try to stream movies while uploading large files!

• Sometimes my hands hurt when I have to keep clapping to get my noise activated power switches to just work like they're supposed to!

• Sometimes when my iced mocha frappe drink isn't made with enough stuff, they just cheat and fill the excessive free space in the cup with extra whip cream and syrup!

• Someone clearly cut me off and made me wait in the Express Checkout!

• Why does this packaging have other languages on it!

• I can't just take my doggy for a walk on the beach without having to pick up it's shit!

• All I want to do is just record everything I've ever wanted to watch on this TV's DVR, but the damn harddrive thing only allows like 400 hours.

I'm on my 3rd! fuckingn PS3 and might have to get a new one...or "repaired"

I woke up to the sound of birds singing and taking a dump on my window sill. Why do birds exist? Eh?

today, i couldnt give a flying fuck!

i can't decide which of my 39793676973 t shirts to wear today. my sock has a hole in it.

I just got a new phone--Moto Backflip and got all excited about free Kindle books. But despite what the bastard salesperson said, Android 2.1 is not yet available for it and therefore no Kindle!

Bastard!

Maybe you should trade in a t shirt for a pair of socks?

When I get home I feel like I should have stayed out more, when I stay out more I feel I should have gone home earlier.
Social life is a mess.

Just stay out all the time. Problem solved!

it's raining! :D

Sony stopped importing the PS3 to Korea because Japanese tourists would take advantage of the falling won.

Everything that is 'on Demand' is bullshit.

I hate my parents because they won't pay my car insurance anymore.

My printer is put of ink.

I couldn't find any spare electric guitar strings so I had to use acoustic strings on my electric.
Teaching myself to play guitar lefthanded is harder than I thought it'd be.
Some albums I was planning on buying haven't come in to the store I work at, so I bought them somewhere else which means there was no staff discount.

Grass is to sharp.

I find that there are too many raging queens with access to computers in the first world.

Phoenix, man, I thought you had died of kangaroo-AIDS. How the hell are you?

Yes? Are you going to complete the simile?

Grass is to sharp as fish is to flat?

Is that where you were going?

been on a hunt for some grass, but all I can find is day time shit :/