Not exactly today but whatever, I've recentky learnt that Pantera ripped off Judas Priest (the pinched hamonics, legato and sweeped solos, high-pitched vocals and drum playing, it's all there - at least in the album Painkiller).

i learned not to trust anyone. actually, i learned this ages ago, but it was totally & completely reaffirmed today. :mad:

I learned a long time ago that the 1976 Star Wars music person should have been sued by the 1962 Lawrence Of Arabia music person.

I mean....just whistle them both. Go ahead.

I learned that Cuban-grade ganja is nice and mild, unlike the ridiculous Canadian stuff.


What happened?

just a shitty couple of days actually. going thru a lot of b.s. i think im done with my best friend after like a 12yr friendship, and it sucks. alcohol can either make or break a relationship apparently...

Today I learned that hyper-sketchy makeshift skate obstacles will lead to pain.

I learned that Prince turned 52 yesterday

i learned the SubHumAnS are playing tonight, I am so fucking there.


officially the funkiest man alive.

Today I learned that my favourite running loop is 9950m, rather than "I bet it's about 10km".

that bowl food makes for a better catering option than canapes if you're working on a small budget

That girl that I've been crushing on lately told me that she always sleeps naked, and moisturizes her skin with shea butter every night.

I think I'm in lust.

sounds like a TEASER at this point...

sounds like a TRAP

she probably means she uses shea butter to stroke the dong she keeps tucked when she talks to ya

Never look straight in the sun's rays.

Yield to the right-of-way, stopping at a 4-way sign, someone else's rules, not mine.

I remember when the PAINKILLER album came out.
as a huge ex-metal-head, it strikes me as odd that so many people slept on that album, because it is seriously the hardest heaviest thing that Judas Priest ever put out. It makes "breaking the law" sound like a springsteen song.

mmmmmmmmmmmmm...........

I learnt that Kesha once broke into Prince's house, a little bit of trivia for the Kesha fans of the board.

I have a little semi jizz-squirt orgasm every time he flicks his head and lip. Damn you Prince you naughty little beautiful man! [off to change shorts]

I learned not to lie about having just woken up over the phone. They may be standing outside my front door.

donor programs will pay me to donate my eggs and become infertile when im 21.

its like getting your tubes tied.... for money.

5000$ a cycle? im in.

quite invasive though betterthandeux

Could you explain the "become infertile" part? I would think they would want you to stay fertile so that you could donate more eggs? Do you mean the risk of infertility from hormone treatment?


I just know that, for men, the jizz in the cup for money deal requires more commitment and effort then I had imagined. No, I can't just have a wank on my way to the bank.

yes yes yes from hormone treatment. sort of a bummer, but its 5000$ big ones you know? 5k. 5 grand. money money money for my greedy greedy paws.


its very invasive. but i wouldnt have to pay rent for a long time. think of all the things i could buy. its horrible for a womans body, but as long as i do it when im young i think ill recover.

they haven't done much research on infertility, so i might be in the clear in that respect. but srsly no babies, no problem for moi.

i dont have a problem with adopting.
i have a problem with being poor.

if i were a dude i would jizz in a cup all the time.

Yeah, if you ever want a kid you could always just adopt.

I hear they come bundled with moral high ground, which is fun, but watch out when they want to discover their biological parents.

fuck that noise!!

im adopted, and im awesome

plus, they can't even look for them until theyre 18, so they'll be out of my hair.

i work amazingly under pressure.