that's a really good coverup for a manboobectomy.

haha no there's been a pneumocentis (39 years ago) and I have a matching scar on the other side.

it's the price one pays for reanimation from the dead.

my mother recently told me that the pulmonologist remarked that "it's a miracle that I'm not retarded". little does he know....

the stitches were from the surgical removal of a benign mass. manboobs don't require surgery...would you like to see the other side, you dirty lil boy??!

you mean your ass? jeezus no-- if the front is only 1/2 as ugly as the rear i can imagine-- plus the shitstains!

but anyway you have a long history of PULMONES, don't you? wtf? is he the same as yr former bossman? i'm very fucken confused.

fuck-KEN

ps- you're not retarded but you're certifiably mad.

oh hey was looking through phone and found pics of my cock. how abou that too??

that's how they write it in oklahomo



see? oklahomo!

yessiree no glasses on treadmill and can't type on a good day.

speaking of I just lost ten minutes of treadmill tracking to read this thread.


$@&&@: different docs but yes. the bilateral collapse occured prior to my unbirth

bizarre electra complex, or overabundance of tuberculosis?

anyway, it was good entertainment, go back to your track-mill or whatever you call that vibrator, and we will disturb you no more.

i'm out of here to be useless elsewhere-- it's been a weird day and i want to watch something crappy on hulu

&@$@& no TB. just "born" dead, should have stayed that way, but science and purpose brought me back. these days, it makes me laugh becase people assume I'm just being gawth.

pookie: there was a notice at the Jon Lovitz comedy club. they need new material badly. you should check into that.

ok electric wizard making me say goodbye but not so long.


speaking of so long, my cock technically belongs to Phoenix too.

you send pictures of yer cock to pheonix?

on which network?

I'm sorry, what was the question?

never ceases to amaze.

the deathscars are badass I love them.

floating is my life partner.

intergalacticalienelfporno

that's pretty blunt, but what are the odds on people still being confused?

10:1? can I skew them further?

I'll try.

no, only to glice and !@#$! but that's only because they both asked so nicely.

are you asking nicely? I'll warn you, they're messy.

maybe today will be A boob day.

*space cock pick removed*

too late.

wrong thread! I'm pretty sure there is one dedicated to syg members members. unless yr tryin to put yr cock in my boob thread on purpose.. are you flirting with me baby?

is that because he is a robot?

definately a deal maker not breaker.

I think I said it wrong, are you referring to it as a life partner because its a robot?

^^^ if you mean "sex machine", yes.


no. I would never delete a cock pic sent to you my love. (l)

lol " it."

I got it'ed. :(


ps: app broke as fuck. you've been typing for 20 minutes. just sayin'. think it's time to reboot shit. and by "it's", I mean its, and by its, I mean, my iphone.

:(

ahem, this nigga would like to have a word wit you son.

I prefer nagas instead. they're like snakes, but with tits.

The lack of progression made with this thread is depressing.

So how did you two get together seeing as you live in countries thousands of miles apart (unless my information is incorrect)?

she's been my (very) best friend for 8+ years and now it has become more.

thousands of miles never really mattered too much, and soon, it will not be an issue at all.

please enjoy my temporary candor; it's because you asked so nicely.

that said, how obvious could I be?

I thought I've been indirectly asking with every post I've ever made on this board.



Hardcore naga vore is where it's at.

Aren't you publicly married to a chick on here already? I try not to decipher what's real and what is not on this board, but since I've taken sexual interest in you you've become my little project. I want to know you.

And for the love of God, can we get some boobs within the next hour that way I don't miss them?

thank you. this thread has gotten so far off-topic :confused:

well, with a semi-current pic of phoenix / ink, I'm sure a little photoshopping could be pulled off.... sure to fool at least the most desperate groupies.

well i'm not gonna do it. cuz then i would know. :(

hahaha

If I go to bed right now will I miss boobs? / Can you post them in the next ten minutes before I go to sleep?

the suspense is killing me. several rashes have broken out on my skin since i started this thread.