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hevusa 03.03.2010 02:21 PM

I can't fall asleep knowing my teeth are unbrushed. That dude is gross.

Keeping It Simple 03.03.2010 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by hevusa
I can't fall asleep knowing my teeth are unbrushed. That dude is gross.


I know the feeling. I can't fall asleep knowing my chest hairs are unbrushed.

Keeping It Simple 03.03.2010 02:37 PM

Only Americans floss their teeth. Nobody else in the world does.

floatingslowly 03.03.2010 03:10 PM

I brush my tooth. I only have one. :o

!@#$%! 03.03.2010 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by phoenix
after one of the rare times i've bothered to ask han solo "are you going to brush yr teeth??"(i don't usually ask, i'm not his mother, but i just don't get coming to the bathroom before bed and then Not doing it..) and greeted with "if i was going to, i would have" i figured i'd ask..

So i'm actually interested to see how many of you are filthy dirty and do not. So many of the male halves of my friends, and male friends, fail at this simple task, more so in the evening.

I'd like to think the womens out there who are usually a little more ocd about personal hygene, will score a lot better.


jeezus fucking johnson, i only have one set of teeth, so i brush 2 or 3 times daily and i try to floss every night (try... sometimes i'm exhausted). besides, i live with someone who gets to smell my breath often, and i like her breath so i reciprocate.

my wife is more serious about this business, i occassionally skip/pass out/forget, but fuckit, she wouldn't let me kiss her if i'm reeking of decomposed flesh.

i thought you had gotten a job, an apartment, and kicked hand solo aka pantyhead to the curb already? or you're keeping him on life support for some mysterious reason?

Keeping It Simple 03.03.2010 04:40 PM

Does anyone here have false teeth?

!@#$%! 03.03.2010 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple
Only Americans floss their teeth. Nobody else in the world does.


bullshit. everyone else in the world does except for the Swine People

 


they look cute when they are little but by age 5 they have the stench of raw sewage

Rob Instigator 03.03.2010 04:49 PM

I have one tooth with a crown on it.

pbradley 03.03.2010 05:30 PM

Along with before bed, I brush my teeth before any time I go out. It's a compulsion, at this point.

phoenix 03.03.2010 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Eugene Felikson
Nothing worse than having a mouth full of ass breath.

Exactly! I can only imagine what the non evening brushers smell like come bed time.. Let alone by morning.
I refuse makeout/sexytime before bed if someone has not brushed their teeth first. If the people you see during the day are worthy of non stinky then so am i.

phoenix 03.03.2010 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple
Only Americans floss their teeth. Nobody else in the world does.

Shush you dirty dirty thing. :mad:

I suppose yot don't use soap to wash as its just a marketing ploy, and that you use yr hands to wipe yr ass, because toilet paper is just a money making venture!

akprodr 03.03.2010 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple
Does anyone here have false teeth?


Yes. >>I<< always tell the truth. My teeth on the other hand are filthy liars.

ploesj 03.03.2010 06:20 PM

i brush them twice a day, after breakfast en before going to bed, and sometimes give them a quick brushing to freshen up when i go out. i use an electric toothbrush and not too much toothpaste, our dentist told us it's not necessary to use a lot, just a little bit and water.. but he advised to keep making the brushing movements, even with an electric brush, so your teeth are more thoroughly cleaned.
i don't floss but i have these plastic toothpicks that work really well. some time ago i had a terrible toothache due to a chipped tooth which caused food to get stuck between them. that tooth has been fixed and using the toothpicks about twice a week works really well.
i get a lot of compliments on my teeth since they are straight and white. In belgium dentist checkups aren't very expensive and you get most of it paid back by the state anyway, same for most functional dental work (cavities and anything else that damages the health of your teeth and isn't just for aesthetic purposes: i had a retainer for a few years to correct the position of my jaw so i would be able to bite and chew better, most of this money was paid back)

Rob Instigator 03.03.2010 06:22 PM

Belgian chicks and Belgian medical system are HOTT!

hevusa 03.03.2010 06:48 PM

Brush yo teeth, Brush yo teeth, Brush yo god damn teeth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8

DeadDiscoDildo 03.03.2010 07:09 PM

Sometimes I go days without brushing, probably bad but I've never had any teeth problems. Listerine is the shit. I try to at least brush sometimes at night if I remember...

I don't really have bad breath though either...

!@#$%! 03.03.2010 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo
I don't really have bad breath though either...


you can't smell your own breath

just saying...

Phlegmscope 03.03.2010 08:34 PM

There was a time when I drank lots of soda and brushed my teeth only a once a day, so the damage was done.
I've dropped the liquid sugar since and brush more often in order to avoid my mouth evolving into a cavity of terror.

the original pincho 03.03.2010 10:19 PM

I brush and floss well every day.

Dr. Eugene Felikson 03.03.2010 10:19 PM

Who brushes their tongue? It's astonishingly refreshing.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 03.03.2010 10:22 PM

yes, but they are still fucked up because I abuse them and I don't floss.. hence my dental insurance thread, which was started because I just bought this new insurance because I need my shit fixed desperately, like coat-hanger abortion in a seedy back alley desperate ;)

SuperCreep 03.03.2010 10:24 PM

yeah. i got used to brushing my teeth insane amounts of times a day back when i had braces and i haven't stopped since.

jon boy 03.03.2010 10:51 PM

i do it every morning but not at night always, i am just too tired.

Genteel Death 03.03.2010 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by jon boy
i do it every morning but not at night always, i am just too tired.

Are you tired of being ugly looking and bitter, or just physically tired?

DeadDiscoDildo 03.03.2010 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
you can't smell your own breath

just saying...


No girl's ever complained, is what I'm saying.

atsonicpark 03.03.2010 11:44 PM

I brush my teeth with a dildo dick.

Genteel Death 03.03.2010 11:52 PM

I can't leave the house if I haven't brushed my teeth in the morning, it's the same thing as not washing your face. If I am running late I will carry a toothbrush and paste with me so I can do it later at work. I tend to brush at night more during the week because I am often not out till very late. Some days i'll brush 3 times, it depends. Some of you people are gross.

jon boy 03.03.2010 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death
Are you tired of being ugly looking and bitter, or just physically tired?


oh dear your aids drugs seem to have gone to your head.

Genteel Death 03.03.2010 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by jon boy
oh dear your aids drugs seem to have gone to your head.

How would you know I have aids? Silly.

jon boy 03.03.2010 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death
How would you know I have aids? Silly.


What a pompous prick. Is he some oversensitive muso who moves around on a wheelchair, by any chance?

Genteel Death 03.04.2010 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by jon boy
What a pompous prick. Is he some oversensitive muso who moves around on a wheelchair, by any chance?

I bet that you're feeling all smug now because quoting my posts you think is radical, sarcastic and, like, totally in order. Has your already aggravated-looking face contracted when you made a sound of self-satisfied pleasure?

jon boy 03.04.2010 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death
I bet that you're feeling all smug now because quoting my posts you think is radical, sarcastic and, like, totally in order. Has your already aggravated-looking face contracted when you made a sound of self-satisfied pleasure?


What a pompous prick. Is he some oversensitive muso who moves around on a wheelchair, by any chance?

jon boy 03.04.2010 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Eugene Felikson
Who brushes their tongue? It's astonishingly refreshing.


its true. i do when i have been out drinking and i also brush for ages after a night out as it seems to make me feel somewhat human. i heard that some massive % of bacteria dont actually live on your teeth but your gums and tongue instead.

pbradley 03.04.2010 01:43 AM

I would think that drinking alcohol would do more for killing you mouth bacteria than anything else.

But feeling somewhat human is good, too. Most of the time.

Keeping It Simple 03.04.2010 08:21 AM

http://www.flawlesshustle.com/flawle...ur-toothpaste/

Keeping It Simple 03.04.2010 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phoenix
Exactly! I can only imagine what the non evening brushers smell like come bed time.. Let alone by morning.
I refuse makeout/sexytime before bed if someone has not brushed their teeth first. If the people you see during the day are worthy of non stinky then so am i.


My breath doesn't stink, and my teeth are fine. And there's a very simple way of checking if your breath stinks or not. All you have to do is exhale onto the palm of your hand.

Keeping It Simple 03.04.2010 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Eugene Felikson
Who brushes their tongue? It's astonishingly refreshing.


It's nothing but a gross gimmick and completely unnecessary.

SONIC GAIL 03.04.2010 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ploesj
i brush them twice a day, after breakfast en before going to bed, and sometimes give them a quick brushing to freshen up when i go out. i use an electric toothbrush and not too much toothpaste, our dentist told us it's not necessary to use a lot, just a little bit and water.. but he advised to keep making the brushing movements, even with an electric brush, so your teeth are more thoroughly cleaned.
i don't floss but i have these plastic toothpicks that work really well. some time ago i had a terrible toothache due to a chipped tooth which caused food to get stuck between them. that tooth has been fixed and using the toothpicks about twice a week works really well.
i get a lot of compliments on my teeth since they are straight and white. In belgium dentist checkups aren't very expensive and you get most of it paid back by the state anyway, same for most functional dental work (cavities and anything else that damages the health of your teeth and isn't just for aesthetic purposes: i had a retainer for a few years to correct the position of my jaw so i would be able to bite and chew better, most of this money was paid back)


That is awesome. I ran up my credit card getting fillings and cleanings. My teath are very high maintenance. I was bulemic in highschool and it ruined the enamel on my teeth. Dental care is very expensive here and even when you do have insurance it only covers around 25% of the procedure.

SONIC GAIL 03.04.2010 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple
It's nothing but a gross gimmick and completely unnecessary.


yr tounge is where the mouth stink comes from. Plus you can see the food particles on it. gross;)


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