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Anngella 01.31.2010 02:48 PM

Ummmm... :confused:

Keeping It Simple 01.31.2010 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anngella
Ummmm... :confused:


I'm not cheap. :D

EVOLghost 01.31.2010 02:52 PM

this girl is my sexual (final) fantasy


 

dale_gribble 02.01.2010 01:01 AM

vaginal intercourse in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.

Dr. Eugene Felikson 02.01.2010 03:39 AM

I'm totally up for a reverse gangbang.

nuplastikk 02.01.2010 06:06 AM

Kim G, Yoshimi, Julie Cafritz...all being dommed by Lydia Lunch. Maybe even circa 94 J Mascis doing them all, with a crusty 90s hat on during. Then Orourke and Ibold being peed on by Yoshimi.

atsonicpark 02.01.2010 08:29 AM

Oh, cosplay sex is the best. Take it from me.

Rob Instigator 02.01.2010 01:08 PM

having a freak bed times with all three Kardashian sisters and having the mom lick my balls while I work them

floatingslowly 02.01.2010 01:20 PM

2 midgets 1 leash

Lurker 02.01.2010 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death
Sexual fantasies are tacky and a let down when you put them into practice with the wrong person, anyway. Improvisation I find is more cathartic.



Oh tacky sex is the worst!

Alex's Trip 02.01.2010 08:07 PM

Two straight rugby players simultaneously, yet independently, decide they want to fuck me.

Not the ultimate fantasy, but it would be nice.

davenotdead 02.01.2010 11:34 PM

a unicorn, megan fox's thumbs, and a dead porpoise carcass that smells like bacon

static-harmony 02.01.2010 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex's Trip
Two straight rugby players simultaneously, yet independently, decide they want to fuck me.

Not the ultimate fantasy, but it would be nice.


That's called a college frat party, but you know that already. ;)

alteredcourse 02.01.2010 11:43 PM

Anngella!! Your sig is a paddler!! Paddle down the river like an otter.
My cat does that to tuck me in every night. But when upright, its "piano playing".

My sexual fantasy is of this dominant male to beat me up a bit before, and then for the next round I calm him down and fuck him gently, still getting what I want.

No, its not flailing on a balloon ride in hell, it's just a connection I'm looking for.

static-harmony 02.01.2010 11:44 PM

Wait I thought you were a guy(?)

alteredcourse 02.01.2010 11:50 PM

Yeah, hold right on a second.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 02.02.2010 03:45 AM

My sexual fantasies are pretty lame and just involve really basic stuff.

They were a lot more interesting when I was 12.

ni'k 02.02.2010 11:20 AM

tranny. but not one of those modern realistic you can barely tell the difference ones. no, i want the old 80's botched experimental model thanks.

waltermcphilp 02.02.2010 12:53 PM

I just want someone to hold me and tell me everything is going to be alright. :(

Genteel Death 02.02.2010 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ni'k
tranny. but not one of those modern realistic you can barely tell the difference ones. no, i want the old 80's botched experimental model thanks.

Would ever let a gruesome tranny fart on your face till you have teary eyes?

Toilet & Bowels 02.02.2010 01:13 PM

i found out recently that there are sites that feature nothing but videos of naked girls farting

waltermcphilp 02.02.2010 01:14 PM

That's disgusting!

link?

Rob Instigator 02.02.2010 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
i found out recently that there are sites that feature nothing but videos of naked girls farting


lots . don;t klnow why people want.

seen them fart on meatloaf, fart on other girls, fart on cake...
http://www.cakefarts.com/

as if I had t say, that shit ain;t safe for work, church, school, library, or even your own home

Derek 02.02.2010 01:26 PM

I think Cakefarts is really hot actually.

Rob Instigator 02.02.2010 01:27 PM

that's cuz yr a pervert who has been imprinted with faulty sexology

;)

ni'k 02.02.2010 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genteel Death
Would ever let a gruesome tranny fart on your face till you have teary eyes?

no. that would be unpleasant.

atsonicpark 02.02.2010 01:34 PM

I just like when a girl gags on my dick. Nothing is hotter than the Donald Duck sounds, the makeup smearing, the slobber everywhere, and then shooting a huge load down their throat, or pulling it out and blasting it all over their face. That, to me, is romantic, very intimate, very hot, and all I really require to get off.

Genteel Death 02.02.2010 01:48 PM

Was wondering if any females or gays enjoy being slapped on the face by a thick, meaty cock that's being painted to look like a favourite face.

knox 02.02.2010 01:54 PM

oh rob first good linkf rom you im excited

Dr. Eugene Felikson 02.02.2010 01:57 PM

Last week, my girlfriend gagged so hard on my cock that she threw up. Not too much, but there was that distinct vomiting hack, and I felt a good amount of warm moisture around the base of my shaft. Since she had my belt tightly wrapped around her neck, and I had the other end tightly in grasp - I pulled her down towards my dick and forced her to continue sucking. Unexpectedly, this REALLY got both of us off. Easily one of the most intimate moments of our relationship, however she recalls being more than a bit grossed out by the noodle chunk resting atop my groin.

knox 02.02.2010 02:04 PM

that really upsets me a lot more than cakefarts.

Rob Instigator 02.02.2010 02:08 PM

the gagging thing in porn repulses me, cuz it is too close to how grown men rape small girls.

waltermcphilp 02.02.2010 02:10 PM

I can only get off if a girl punches me in the face.

atsonicpark 02.02.2010 02:13 PM

Eugene, that sounds romantic. My girlfriend loves to vomit on my dick. I'm in love.

There's no reason to have sex unless it's violent and disgusting (you know, only if both parties give their consent of course).

floatingslowly 02.02.2010 02:14 PM

cakefarts is soo 2008.

Rob Instigator 02.02.2010 02:17 PM

tis

Genteel Death 02.02.2010 02:20 PM

Pfft.




Deutsch Magazine controversial ad prints

7 Comments Published January 17th, 2008 in Advert, Campaigns, Entertainment, Fashion, Photo, Print
Reading time: 2 – 2 minutes
An advertising campaign has led to flames and debates about taboos in Germany. The campaign shows scenes that can be understood as intercourse between a woman and a German shepherd dog.
The campaign, created by the Jung von Matt agency for the lifestyle magazine Deutsch, consists of two pieces of printed graphics that have appeared in targeted audience publications, like Frankfurt, Cicero, Financial Times, Gala and Glamour.
According to the Jung von Matt agency website, the main point of the prints is “to draw attention as much as possible,” . The images seem to be inspired by the photogra[hs of Helmut Newton, taken in 1984. The animal chosen, the German shepherd dog is a symbol of German culture.
 

Since then the campaign has achieved its goal, although controversy and rejection have had a negative impact in some sectors. While some critics consider the prints immoral and of low quality, others believe them okay, which is nothing more than a translation of a taboo subject and recognition of sexual fantasies of some people.
Fact: the campaign was designed and produced by women.

There are advertisements that are created with the aim of arousing controversy. As they say, speak bad about me… the important thing is that you say something. And I suppose that this is the purpose for which the graphical campaign was initially created.
It appears that this campaign has gained many enemies who are demanding its withdrawal. The debate is served, where does freedom of speech end and where does censorship begin?

Agency: Jung von Matt
Brand: Deutsch Magazine


http://www.10ad.org/deutsch-magazine...ial-ad-prints/








Dr. Eugene Felikson 02.02.2010 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
My girlfriend loves to vomit on my dick. I'm in love.



:) Glad to hear it, man.

DeadDiscoDildo 02.02.2010 02:41 PM

You guys are all fucked up.

akprodr 02.02.2010 02:44 PM

I just don't get the gagging thing. But it sure seems like the people involved enjoy it.


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