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Ummmm... :confused:
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I'm not cheap. :D |
this girl is my sexual (final) fantasy
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vaginal intercourse in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.
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I'm totally up for a reverse gangbang.
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Kim G, Yoshimi, Julie Cafritz...all being dommed by Lydia Lunch. Maybe even circa 94 J Mascis doing them all, with a crusty 90s hat on during. Then Orourke and Ibold being peed on by Yoshimi.
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Oh, cosplay sex is the best. Take it from me.
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having a freak bed times with all three Kardashian sisters and having the mom lick my balls while I work them
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2 midgets 1 leash
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Oh tacky sex is the worst! |
Two straight rugby players simultaneously, yet independently, decide they want to fuck me.
Not the ultimate fantasy, but it would be nice. |
a unicorn, megan fox's thumbs, and a dead porpoise carcass that smells like bacon
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That's called a college frat party, but you know that already. ;) |
Anngella!! Your sig is a paddler!! Paddle down the river like an otter.
My cat does that to tuck me in every night. But when upright, its "piano playing". My sexual fantasy is of this dominant male to beat me up a bit before, and then for the next round I calm him down and fuck him gently, still getting what I want. No, its not flailing on a balloon ride in hell, it's just a connection I'm looking for. |
Wait I thought you were a guy(?)
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Yeah, hold right on a second.
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My sexual fantasies are pretty lame and just involve really basic stuff.
They were a lot more interesting when I was 12. |
tranny. but not one of those modern realistic you can barely tell the difference ones. no, i want the old 80's botched experimental model thanks.
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I just want someone to hold me and tell me everything is going to be alright. :(
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i found out recently that there are sites that feature nothing but videos of naked girls farting
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That's disgusting!
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lots . don;t klnow why people want. seen them fart on meatloaf, fart on other girls, fart on cake... http://www.cakefarts.com/ as if I had t say, that shit ain;t safe for work, church, school, library, or even your own home |
I think Cakefarts is really hot actually.
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that's cuz yr a pervert who has been imprinted with faulty sexology
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I just like when a girl gags on my dick. Nothing is hotter than the Donald Duck sounds, the makeup smearing, the slobber everywhere, and then shooting a huge load down their throat, or pulling it out and blasting it all over their face. That, to me, is romantic, very intimate, very hot, and all I really require to get off.
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Was wondering if any females or gays enjoy being slapped on the face by a thick, meaty cock that's being painted to look like a favourite face.
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oh rob first good linkf rom you im excited
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Last week, my girlfriend gagged so hard on my cock that she threw up. Not too much, but there was that distinct vomiting hack, and I felt a good amount of warm moisture around the base of my shaft. Since she had my belt tightly wrapped around her neck, and I had the other end tightly in grasp - I pulled her down towards my dick and forced her to continue sucking. Unexpectedly, this REALLY got both of us off. Easily one of the most intimate moments of our relationship, however she recalls being more than a bit grossed out by the noodle chunk resting atop my groin.
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that really upsets me a lot more than cakefarts.
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the gagging thing in porn repulses me, cuz it is too close to how grown men rape small girls.
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I can only get off if a girl punches me in the face.
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Eugene, that sounds romantic. My girlfriend loves to vomit on my dick. I'm in love.
There's no reason to have sex unless it's violent and disgusting (you know, only if both parties give their consent of course). |
cakefarts is soo 2008.
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:) Glad to hear it, man. |
You guys are all fucked up.
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I just don't get the gagging thing. But it sure seems like the people involved enjoy it.
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