well, i'll just chime in to quickly say, re: date worthy-- rid yourself of the dead weight before you're date-worthy yourself. "sorry we can't go back to my place, my soon-to-be ex is sleeping in my bed" isn't the best way to sort out the logistics of a good hump.

clean house & you won't have to look for "places to meet people". don't be afraid to be alone or to kick the loser to the curb-- just saying.

(i'm still vague on the details of your situation so i'm assuming the "complicated" means you're still sharing quarters).

anyway, best luck.

which came first? literacy or tits?

is that supposed to be a bad thing?

pear shape?

i don't mind, or better said, i prefer this type of women to thin girls.
anyways, speaking of men shaped like that, it can look atrocious, yes.

i've never understood the desire of people wanting, no, needing, to be in a relationship, or otherwise they'll sink into the deepest depths of existential crises.

i've been single for 6 years and fucking loving it. if someone comes along, bonus, but otherwise, what's the big fucking deal?

best places:

church
AA and the like
community service
saunas

Tits! Back in the past almost all women had enormous funbags. You'd get the occasional flat chest and either no one would mate with them or an enraged caveman would just bash her head in with a rock. As civilization progressed and one of these rare untouchables appeared, they were killed on the spot less and less. With more time to live, they assumed that they were allowed a regular and complete life as well and they realized that in order to gain a mate they'd need to become useful in other ways. Such as learning to read and getting an education. Men began mating with them. And now their weak boobieless genes are everywhere. True story. Sad story.

actually historically speaking, i'm quite sure average bust sizes have steadily increased, at least in the last hundred yrs or so.

I'd agree with you Phoenix as teenagers today certainly look more endowed
then in my days.

You guys knocking flat chest women ought to try one sometime I've found
that many of them tend to be nypomanics

it must be the hormones in the microwaveable food.

Skinny, slim women got the camel-toe within ‘em
You can hump them, lift them, bend them, give them something to remember
Yell out “timber” when you fall through the chop shop

I don't care for big boobs.

Now, a big ass on the other hand...

it has to be.

i do

and hopefully you never will because it's all a sham.

I've dated big-boob-having girls for 10 years. They're boring.

Finally got with a big assed girl recently and am in love.

big bottom girls make the world go round

you meant this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0

anyway-- ass, tits, neck, face, thighs, calves, back, belly, skin, hair, the sweet pussy, voice, brains, smells, it's all good and there's something for all-- even the foot freaks

Feet<3 :)

I wanted a Queen/Spinal Tap mashup. get dangermouse on it.

Its not actually the food; just the plastic container it comes in.

And, to be sure, there are many more hormones in the environment than there used to be. But don't worry. The chemical companies assure us there is no problem.

Oh, don't get me wrong, a nice ass beats out nice boobs any day.

no big deal. I'm not sure about 'people', but two or three posts in I did state I have no real need to be in a relationship straight away, I'd just like to start and meet new people who might be somewhat interesting, to bring me out of the funk I see very near my future.

Phoenix, you're an attractive girl and you come off as a very good person. I'm sure you'll find someone before long.

ya. srsly. where? this is relevant to my interests.


also... sure, gin and tonic is a summer drink... but i'll drink them in january because it was 75 and sunny today in florida. you must tell me about this "winter" sometime. sounds fascinating...

furthermore, i would like to say that i enjoyed the cucumber gimlet more than the bombay and bitters... say what you will.

maybe at a tennis club?

Park
Shop
Cemetry
Pub
Public toilet
Party
Cab
Swimming pool
Tube
Book shop
Boat

local butcher?

tennis is ridiculous.

go to the local gym and take a class. spin class / dance/ volleyball

but then she's gonna meet people into spin class/dance/volleyball

tennis is an ace game, haven't you ever watched Federer??

and WoW isn't?

lol, oh no

wow is far less ridiculous than tennis.

Tennis in the UK is a steaming heap of shit because of it's class prejudice. We get the occasional half-decent player, like Andy Murray, but on the whole, the UK is a laughing stock. If you want to join a tennis club in the UK, you have to be at least middle class. It's that odious snobby attitude that's been stultifying the UK's chances of winning any major tennis tournaments for decades.

The painful irony of it is the last great British tennis player was Fred Perry, a working class lad from Stockport. He's one of only six men in history to have won all four Grand Slam events. He was the World No.1 player for five years. Some consider him to have been one of the greatest male players to have ever played the game. It pains me to think that if Fred Perry was alive today, his working class roots would've prevented him from being admitted to a tennis club. That's why I hate tennis in the UK SO much.

have you guys noticed when KIS posts, "UK" appears, on average, once every five words?

would this suggest it's time for a holiday abroad?