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that sounds like my parents allright. |
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199 dollars for a kid, bed included? that's a bargain!
was that the picture they saw of you in the catalog? |
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no mine was much worse than that, i was going for the sympathy vote. winner every time! |
sounds like a good idea.
i'm going to get my kids from the recycling center. |
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check for uneven surfaces and lose joints first. make sure they have a money back guarantee ok. |
i'm just pissed off those romanian orphanages that were about in the 80s have all closed down. bargain central they were.
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also i shouldn't forget to check for permanent stains or parasites. |
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uzbekistan my friend, uzbekistan. |
i just googled it. looks promising. cheers.
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If you're a romantic at heart then you'd understand that having three guys get all romantic up in you at the same time is the epitome of romance for a young woman. That said, the gangbang is back on. You gotta love them right, bro, you gotta love them right. This one needs the deluxe treatment. And on a less romantic note, if she gets pregnant we can always take her back to the stairwell in which the magic happened (which I suppose is a romantic act up until that point) and then push her down it to correct things. |
i say we let her deliver first before any further stairwell activity. get a nine month lease on a disused barn or something. we don't want to get into any rove versus wade-style silliness.
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can we ship every geldof in the world to an uzbeki orphanage?
 i mean, it's our only option. look at those twats. |
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The little girl standing in front of Bob is Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates' kid, right? It's gonna be tough for Bob when he has to tell her, her mother and father are both dead. :( |
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exactly. I can just picture the sound of her sweet orgasm... "like, like, like, like, liike, liiiiike... L. RON!" |
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bob does look majorly twatterly in that scarf and head-thing-covering-piece.
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As for the abandoned stairwell, I'll dink 'er in her stinker.
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Have you had sex before? Did that proposition go over well?
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Me? Yes, but I've never drilled for oil on the moon.
And the proposition went over with a lot of nervous wit and irony. Cringe-worthy in sober retrospect. |
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Oh bro I've got a thread to direct you to. |
Oh, I've read all about the methods of introducing the meat-missile mud bath.
Just haven't had the rare circumstances. |
is it that hard to find a girl who will let you fuck her in the ass?
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A girl that's both willing to take it in the crack from a relative strange and turns me on?
Yes. You know, you two don't need to be the spokespeople of buggering. It gets by well on its own. |
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Consider us not spokespeople, but ministers of the faith. I had some sweet anal just two nights ago (I was the top.) It's not as hard as you think. Unless you're talking about chicks in their late teens and early twenties, as they are generally less experienced and less willing initially. |
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ain't nothin wrong with a little polygamy.
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Except when we go door to door, if we can smell sex in a place we're all "Knucks," share some brews, and carry on. |
and then i saw her face!
now i'm a believer! not a trace of doubt in my mind! |
If you're saying I should treat you like I do Mormons then, yes, I have anal sex all the time. So much so that it has become a bit difficult getting the rest of my life in order. I mean, isn't it fucked up how society does not recognize our anal-loving needs? All I ask for is the time of day that I can have anal sex without being marginalized and ridiculed. Isn't my right to anal sex protected by the first amendment like everything else? As long as those non-anal sex people are in power, we'll all be damned to no anal sex forever.
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*takes pamphlet*
*closes door* |
Brought a tear of joy to my eye. I knew you was in the fold, brother.
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My one-eyed monster. He has words for your chocolate starfish. |
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