I put it down to how someone approaches the subject. One of the most interesting conversations I've ever had was with an American guy outside a pub who told me how he got bonked by a dog in the middle of an orgy. While animals are never my object of sexual desire, the rational way with which he explained he agreed letting the dog have his fun I found to be very altruistic and in keep with making sure that you're not the only one who's enjoying intercourse. It turns he wasn't even into zoophilia, it was just a case of the dog being turned on by what was going on around him, and his orifice being the only one available on the spot.

If more people were altruistic with sex we could finally do away with about 80% of relationships.

Totally.

Modern man brought it upon himself by allowing women to lord their vaginas over him, a desirable object that was once enjoyed freely now sealed away for no apparent reason but but to attempt at balancing power.

Now many of us no longer know how to take what we want or even how to make a fist.

i've got nothing.

Even your icon is an empty box.

lol, his avatar makes me hungry

It makes me want to go on a trip to the box factory.

i only think of the noodles that should be in the box

Noodles are flaccid. A box should be crammed with firmer foodstuff if you want to keep things sexy.

how about a broccoli and a piece of seared meat?

Broccoli makes for a pretty gnarly wang but I can still work with it. Seared meat can be Freddy Kreuger's dong, and I can always make do with erotic Friday the 13th fanfiction.

Garly Broccoli Wang sounds like a good album

Not really because it would be a Ween album.

whoa, good point

Can you imagine being in the recording studio with those dudes? Painstakingly listening to each track for hours on end? Hands in a triangle at their lips as they ponder whether their song about a queefing mollusk needs the xylophone higher in the mix.

Ha! Are you implying that I'm potentially dangerous to society?

Do your homework and you'll notice that I hardly spend any time on the internet
and am nothing like my alter ego on this forum.
Feel free to clarify this with boardies who have met me face to face in the "real" world.
You, like many others on here have been fooled, my friend. Bigtime.

My life is well sorted. Can't say the same for some of the people on here
who spend countless hours talking shit and desperately trying to look interesting.

You might be right though. Maybe it's time for me to leave this cesspool for good.

<Insert in-judicious caveat> [comma] <some pithy bollocks>

to be honest tokolosh, i don't think the amount of time you spend on the internet doesn't necessarily equate how interesting your life is. It becomes even more suspicious if you constantly feel the need to point out these things to others. No offence, but it needs pointing out.

does equate, i meant.

you guys are a bunch of bitches.

No offence taken, but that's your misconception, not mine.

Glice, would you care to speak english please?
Your gibberish gets tiring sometimes.

Ironically, part of the point of that particular gibberish was self-deprecation for talking shite on the internet. But also I basically pre-iterated what Herr Death said.

Fair enough. Thanks for elaborating in a normal manner.

guys
sex is a sin
close the thread.

but toko, cesspools have their place in the world, as do dive bars, opium dens, smokey pool-halls, daytime tv, cheap vodka, and low-rent whorehouses. i say nothing wrong with making peace with the dark side-- like steppenwolf & the radio, hah hah.


i was raised catholic.

we confess, then we dive right back into it.

once you give up religion you simply give up the confession step-- it's lots easier!

thats right. all you have to do is confess.

not like those new born christians, who actually want to avoid sin. pffft.

i was with a girl who liked to be dp'd. is that weird?

no


sex is just like, whatever floats your boat. no one should ever be judged for their sexual preferences (unless they are causing harm to someone who doesn't ask for it, like pedophiles and shit like that but that's not what we're talking about.)

perhaps one day a clever perv will demonstrate that pedophiles are not so mindless.

“i was not trying to molest a child,” he will argue in his defense. “i was only satisfying my fetish for roleplaying cops. after all, if i were a pedophile, i certainly would not be hanging out in a chat room. everybody knows that these chat rooms are inhabited not by little girls but by detectives who pretend to be little girls.”

I'll be putting that one in my back pocket for later.

No, not really.

I didn't post anything because I knew what would happen in this thread. There are some people here who have real issues with other people talking about sex.

i sometimes just want to tell someone 'whoa i had great sex last night' and then i remind myself at the very last moment of how inappropriate it would be. mind you, we're talking parents or family members here, i have no problem talking about this with my friends. especially not to the ones who study in this town and come from a faraway place so they only see their partners in the weekend and get very frustrated by friday. hehe!

Yeah, you're right. I should have known better than to post anything that might provoke interesting discussion on here. Stupid me. I'll blame the alcohol this time.

...I don't think anything sexual is too "weird" -- I mean, whatever gets you off, right? -- but certainly I have been freaked out by a partner before, see my first post about the girl who wanted me to punch her in the face. That just was... uhh... different, to the point where I made me feel ill. So, I guess I was curious about anyone being freaked out by a partner before. I just find human sexuality interesting in general, what provokes people to act a certain way.. you know, I guess it's impossible to say. I like a lot of abuse sexually, but who knows why? I mean, I was abused sexually and physically at a young age -- does this have something to do with it? I'm pretty well-liked in "real" life (you know, outside of the bedroom), so maybe I need that degradation in bed to balance things out or something? I dunno. I mean, who knows? I just find the topic interesting. Sue me.

please remember to NEVER spill your guts on the interwebs. looks what sway got for it-- a lot of mockery & shit.


if you MUST publish (and by that i mean a real urge to share) use a pen name. fake identities for the win. NEVER let creeps into your personal live.

stay smart.

everyone has issues with everything in this board. see ATP's meth lab model for further reference (everyone different, etc).

i have issues with the puritan police AND with the oversharing/narcotics anonymous crowd. each of these groups have issues with something else, me included (often).

i really don't know what category i belong. perhaps "smug twat" would suit me, since i like to observe & criticize from afar. still, i am conservative for some and debauched for others, but who gives a shit. the point is, if you want to make your mark on the thread, stamp your views on it; if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen sorta. there's always going to be some twattery or another no matter what position you take. sometimes one is guilty of the twattery, some times it's the others, you can never tell until the end. chaos is a treacherous mistress.

i'm with atsonicpark. sex is always a really interesting subject. psychosexual stuff especially. it should be talked about openly. everyone does it. so why are so many people afraid/uncomfortable with it?

Because they don't wanna feel like they are weird for having these fetishes.

i dont know

im not english

*chuckles* HA!