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Genteel Death 11.07.2009 10:02 AM

that book is pure sci-fi.

knox 11.07.2009 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by swa(y)
lesbian sex doesnt do anything for me...at all. its weird because when i was growing up me and my friends would "swap out" pornographic videos, and thyed always have these lesbo porns. id be really bored by them. they in turn wouldnt like mine either because they featured dicks. some funny debate would insue...my argument would always be "im not gay, i just like watching STRAIGHT people have sex". ive watched more boy on boy stuff (which i dont typically enjoy) than i have girl on girl...but its always been more so out of curiousity than anything. sorta like watching someone jump off a bridge and splattering across pavement. only, im not grossed out by it. its just weird to me.

i like girl on boy stuff...vicious shit.

im going to bed now. this place sucks spinach.


a lot of my gay friends like straight porn the most tho.

static-harmony 11.07.2009 11:30 AM

Scissoring lesbians are funny.

Especially when is this couple.

 

Tokolosh 11.07.2009 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death
that book is pure sci-fi.


 


Unlike this one.
Good read, btw.

greedrex 11.07.2009 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by swa(y)
im a very closet, very creepy faggot.

'xcuse me, but fookin' lawlz!:D

terminal pharmacy 11.07.2009 12:23 PM

Sorry suchfriends but hey, are you some sort of homophobe that is also pretentious


Occupation:
Soul Rebel/Historian

reginald 11.07.2009 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by swa(y)
lesbian sex doesnt do anything for me...at all. its weird because when i was growing up me and my friends would "swap out" pornographic videos, and thyed always have these lesbo porns. id be really bored by them. they in turn wouldnt like mine either because they featured dicks. some funny debate would insue...my argument would always be "im not gay, i just like watching STRAIGHT people have sex".


I rather watch a chick get herself off than lesbian OR straight couple sex. I couldn't care less about watching any guys involved.

The chick could be gay or straight and it wouldn't matter cause how the hell would I know?

Does this say something about my anti-social feelings and sharing? Or is it gay, or lame or straight?

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 11.07.2009 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by jennthebenn
Yes. Also, this thread is mighty white of you.



 

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Originally Posted by terminal pharmacy
Sorry suchfriends but hey, are you some sort of homophobe that is also pretentious


Occupation:
Soul Rebel/Historian



thats uncalled for considering I was joking with this thread. further, you know I have a degree in history right?

amerikangod 11.08.2009 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death
i suppose lesbians don't count


EXACTLY. Gay dudes contribute to culture. I can name a gay dude I love in pretty much every art form and cultural outlet. What have lesbians given us? Ani DiFranco and 'A League of Their Own'? WNBA? The Koosh ball?

Gay dudes take a dude out of the equation when you're talking about viable sex partners for a lady. A room with two ladies and two dudes, where one dude is gay and one dude is me means I get two ladies. Hell, there could be 1,000 gay dudes there and my odds stay the same. But lesbians take a lady out of the equation. THEN WHAT? THAT IS USELESS.

static-harmony 11.08.2009 06:14 AM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod
EXACTLY. Gay dudes contribute to culture. I can name a gay dude I love in pretty much every art form and cultural outlet. What have lesbians given us? Ani DiFranco and 'A League of Their Own'? WNBA? The Koosh ball?

Gay dudes take a dude out of the equation when you're talking about viable sex partners for a lady. A room with two ladies and two dudes, where one dude is gay and one dude is me means I get two ladies. Hell, there could be 1,000 gay dudes there and my odds stay the same. But lesbians take a lady out of the equation. THEN WHAT? THAT IS USELESS.


You tell them.

Keeping It Simple 11.08.2009 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by terminal pharmacy
Sorry suchfriends but hey, are you some sort of homophobe that is also pretentious


Occupation:
Soul Rebel/Historian


 

terminal pharmacy 11.08.2009 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple
 


double points for a double entendre

looking glass spectacle 11.11.2009 05:34 AM

... sometimes when people (including myself) respond to the question "would you like a drink?" by saying, "nah, i'm straight," i wonder what sexual orientation has to do with not wanting a drink...

phoenix 11.11.2009 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by looking glass spectacle
... sometimes when people (including myself) respond to the question "would you like a drink?" by saying, "nah, i'm straight," i wonder what sexual orientation has to do with not wanting a drink...



is this is a serious q or are you taking the piss? if it is serious I assumeit just means "straight edge" no?
I've not heard this ever though.

looking glass spectacle 11.11.2009 06:01 AM

i'm aware of straight edge... i'm talking about as an equivalent to "no, i'm good." ... for example:

"yo, you wanna hit this bowl?"
"nah, i'm straight."

"you want the rest of this sandwich?"
"nah, i'm straight."


possibly related to:

(after paying a debt) "so we're straight now?"

phoenix 11.11.2009 06:02 AM

weird. I've totally never heard it. :confused:

looking glass spectacle 11.11.2009 06:21 AM

once while giving a gay friend a ride:

me: "go straight at the light?"

him: (alarmed) "No! Forward!" (gesturing ahead) "Straight has nothing to do with this!"

static-harmony 11.11.2009 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by looking glass spectacle
once while giving a gay friend a ride:

me: "go straight at the light?"

him: (alarmed) "No! Forward!" (gesturing ahead) "Straight has nothing to do with this!"


HAHA...

Derek 11.11.2009 10:52 AM

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once while giving a gay friend a ride
Hot.

gmku 11.11.2009 11:06 AM

I like taking showers with other naked men at the swimming pool.

Satan 11.11.2009 11:10 AM

something odd, for some reason only straight people have ever gotten their panties in a bunch and called me out for saying something is gay.

gmku 11.11.2009 11:11 AM

Some things really are gay. Like Speedo swim trunks, disco mirror balls, and broadway musicals. So gay.

Satan 11.11.2009 11:13 AM

some things are incredibly, undeniably gay


 

gmku 11.11.2009 11:20 AM

We should come up with an official SYG list of "gay things."

chicka 11.11.2009 04:19 PM

^^^^
why?

notyourfiend 11.11.2009 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by looking glass spectacle
once while giving a gay friend a ride:

me: "go straight at the light?"

him: (alarmed) "No! Forward!" (gesturing ahead) "Straight has nothing to do with this!"


I'm dyslexic and have a really hard time with directions. When I first was driving, my friends would direct me not with word like "right" or "left" but by referring to the name of whoever was on the right/left side of the car. Once, when my mom was sitting with us, it got kinda awkward.

my friends, directing me from the back seat:

"Take a Barbara!"
"No, take a Rachel!"
"What the hell are you talking about? Rachel isn't straight!"

:o

choc e-Claire 07.05.2019 10:44 PM

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Do gay people call lame things straight?
No, but I should start...


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