hey gooodie goodies.. might i interest you in some candy?
besides, why keep perfect teeth like an african?


after all..

You got dark chocolate, I'm down.

you need to take that shit to Beyonce thread ;)

The Beyonce thread doesn't need shit taken to it.

I just find milk chocolate to be a wimpy excuse for what the Aztecs gifted the world. Though German chocolate is an entirely different matter, and I'm always down for that too. Especially in cheesecake.

I get cavities all the time. Fuck it. [again]

...I never eat candy, though. I hate chocolate actually. Haven't ate ice cream since I was a kid.

feel better for real

You see, in 20 years you can't be me. You'll have no teeth, and I'll be eating Haagen Daz vanilla swiss almond with mine. You'll be getting all sorts of metrosexual action, and I'll be bitching about how I'm getting dumped by my fourth wife even though I let her beat me with a riding crop and post the holograms on the cyberdump.

Hmm.

We live in an age where books, movies, and music is a repository or mosaic of quotations, ideas, concepts, cognitive representations or schemes. There is no such thing as an external unitary product that is independent from all cultural spheres; it is ultimately intertextual.

I made cabbage and sausage tonight for dinner, and served it to my wife before she left for her boyfriend's. I can't help but hope it gives her gas...

wait, why aren't you dumping this bitch?

NO BACKSIES. Ha. Now you're in love with me, forever. Fucking sucks for you, as I really like to play the back nine.

On topic, my wisdom teeth have slowly been coming in for years (with occasional pain.) If I can use these shits then I fucking will. Who doesn't want extra teeth?


This man raises a good point. Don't offer love you are not getting back.

I don't think it's possible for a man and a woman to completely break up, ever (if they've been together for a long time or if they truely know each other beyond just on a shallow level). It's like expecting the black death to not kill people... those two people will always be apart of each other.

re: "Don't offer love you are not getting back."

This has been, personally, my biggest.. erm.. FAULT.. in life. I've always strived to help people, open people's minds, open people's eyes, open people's hearts. I've tried to be completely selfless, because I want the people I love, to be happy. Even at the expense of my own happiness. I guess I enjoy the abuse to some extent, I like knowing that they care enough to abuse me. Does that make sense? Well, you can't hate someone without loving them at some point -- you can't truely HATE, truely feel that strongly for someone, without loving them at some point, because the opposite of love isn't hate -- it's indifference, because love and hate are two emotions that go hand in hand. Makes me wonder if all of us are truely meant to be happy, as there is no easy way to do anything in life, nothing is black and white. There's no way to just go to work, come home, fuck someone you love, go to bed, and feel fulfilled. There has to be some new tragedy, some new form of bullshit, every day. Even when you feel like you're totally, 100% in love.. there's some form of baggage involved.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckold ?

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/wittol ?

because it's not that simple. We have a son, and she's leaving as soon as she can afford to. I'm pretty cool with that at this point, though if she fucks everything up and comes crawling back, I don't know what I'll do. I'm looking to make my options a bit better should that be where it's headed.

ha! so how do you ever really know you know em? Perhaps I've just been around too many divorced people in my life :P

This is not meant to be offensive to you D-A.

thought I'd add that.

Yeah there was a bit of that I suppose, but mostly it was:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...ussy%20whipped

which we both seem to have gotten over simultaneously. The last round was good enough to leave it there. Not that I trust myself to feel the same way eternally, and of course she's about as stable as the San Andreas Fault...

This really does belong in a thread about pulling teeth.

I don't think we ever competely know anyone -- not even ourselves.

I think I know my ex-old lady better than I know myself, though, if only because she's quite predictable. Still, she had some pretty fucking shocking revelations for me over the years. I find comfort in knowing that it's pretty much impossible for her to ever grow close enough to another human being to reveal that side of her (considering we'd known each other and been madly in love for 6 or 7 years before all the weird little truths came out -- or had to be forced out, really). I mean, that's kinda awesome. On the other hand, it bothers me that she doesn't recognize that... she thinks everyone out there is just like me or something, she thinks she can just go and get with someone else and they'll take care of her like I have/do. She's just so immature, she's 22 but she acts like she just turned 14. At this rate, maybe we'll be able to get back together when she's 30.

I went out with that other girl last week and it just didn't do anything for me. Beautiful feet aside, I just.. it just.. um.. yeah. IT JUST WASN'T THE SAME. I broke it off with her before that got too far. Obviously, nothing will be the same. I'd rather have the same.. or just be alone right now. Fuck it.

I'm refraining all judgment and expect no further explanation from you because 1) we are two strangers on the internet and 2) it's none of my fucking business and I don't know all of the details, but I will say this:

If she's living with you until she can afford to live on her own (meaning she is still being supported by you to some degree), she can't have her cake and eat it too. She should at least have the decency to wait until she's truly separate before she starts seeing other men. Taking what she wants and needs from a new partner and her old partner at the same time is simply selfish.

I am horny as a motherfucker, though.

Yeah, you've described pretty much every girl I've known in my entire life. Cold, selfish, and distant. I keep saying I need to find a woman, not a girl. Girls suck.

...though guys are probably just as bad for encouraging it -- I know I am. "It's okay if you want to let other guys drool on you... not only will I still talk to you and kiss your disgusting mouth back... hell, I'll give you $600 while I'm at it, why not?"

Fuck humanity, in general.

Oh, and fuck myself.

no offense but as if it would be. In fact everyone is different so no one will ever feel the same as her. You've only been apart from the long term misus for a month or so right? If you ever move on I doubt it will be within a few weeks.

How did we ever get here pheonix? Will I become friends with Toilet & Bowels next???

Anyway, there is nothing offensive about alternative sexuality except to people who are afraid they have it and that their parents/friends/church/political party won't approve. I have no issues with my sexuality whatsoever, and I do have elements of those things (slightly) within it. Though recent experience has taught me that indulging them is not fucking worth it.

What you need is friends with benefits. Or acquaintances with benefits, as it more frequently seems to be.

i LOVE candy. I eat so much candy that it's wrong. I'm like a little kid that way.

no absolutely and I don't judge. I just thought depending on your personality (which I dont know that well) you may have found it offensive and it wasn't my intention. :)

yeah... I read an article about that. First of all, you would probably throw up if you ate anything anywhere near what Aztec "chocolate" was. Not that I don't like dark chocolate, but darker doesn't necessarily equal better, and the Aztecs probably would've preferred milk chocolate if they had the capability to make it. It's human nature to prefer sweeter things.

candy is awful.

even when I am sick I really loathe eating those strepsil type candies.. they are pretending to be good for you but are just more crappy sugar.

Candy LOOKS pretty. (well, some of it) but.. eh.

She moved on after a few minutes. Or so she says.

I don't think she's completely moved on, but she's telling me she is, because.. um.. well, as I told her, "Whatever you need to tell me (or tell yourself) in order for you to not feel guilty about whatever bullshit you're doing down there."

She's young.. she'll learn.

seems like SYG could really do with an assassin . ... atsonicpark, you want me to kill yr ex? d-a, you want me to kill yr wife?

bam

bam

then you guys can move on

says who? Isn't it personal taste?

I can't stand sweet/milk chocolate. Bitter and black all the way.

I also really like carob though. so I may be on the odd side.

I have some people willing to do that with me/for me and one person lives down the street, would come pick me up, and suck my dick, for free, expecting nothing in return.

I'm... just.. not... um.. like that.

What you need is to be content on your own, with no romantic partner. Then when you do date people, you won't depend on them nor will they be able to take anything from you that you don't want to give. You'll be satisfied with short term relationships as you won't expect much and you'll be able to enjoy the simple experiences and the sex. And, when someone genuinely excellent comes along, you'll both be rather pleased with the development.

If you are not content with yourself and you do meet a woman (versus a girl)... then you will be a little boy to her and the roles you've previously experienced will be reversed. Equal footing is always best.

haha that is such a fucking rude thing to say. han solo says this to me about ANYTHING when we are arguing because he knows it makes my blood boil.

Phoenix: blahbalhablhablalhablhabalhB ALHbalahhab
hansolo: it's okay. you'll learn.
phoenix: :mad: :mad:

Well then you should just wait until you're ready. There's nothing wrong about being alone, especially if that's what you want.

So I think the evidence is starting to point to the fact that eating candy actually prevents cavities.


This is the most hilarious post I have no idea what any of the words mean.


I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about


Uh... the two aren't mutually exclusive. There are things that are human nature, such as having a biological drive, that some people don't have. The reason humans naturally gravitate towards sweet foods over bitter ones is that in nature, bitter things are often poisonous.

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hahaha.

May be rude but it's true. I guess it's more accurate for me to say "she's currently immature -- one day, she'll become mature [I hope]."

You're blowing your asshole cover and starting to sound like a very reasonable person. Just sayin'

Yeah, I know all that. The seeing other people thing was something I told her to do when she said she wanted to leave so she could see other people though. I also retained the right to do same, but I haven't had the time or energy (or handy job as a stripper) to rush into it. I'm flirting online with a few art and noise chicks, and a couple are in my area, and one is into as she put it "making noise together" and playing a show with my band in a month. So I'm not acting like a victim per se.

Selfish? She's written a fucking multi-tome series of books. It's weird because she used to be so great and I kind of feel sorry for her for all she's done to herself and how hard she is inevitably going to crash. But not sorry enough to be there to pick up the pieces anymore. Beyond however much I have to to protect my son though.

I think astonic would get a kick out of being a little boy to a woman.

it's fine I think it's funny