I agree. I straddle your rock hard cock every time I cum. Is it safe to cum in here and post my tits? I dont think I can do that. This isnt my thread.

Wait, are you a lady? Now I'm terribly confused. This leaves us with several options:

If a lady:

1) Cum in here and post your tits, please!
2) If you truly are concerned over being off-topic, please PM me pictures of your tits and orgasms.

If a dude:

Please do exactly the same but in a tattered dress, and give me like 15 minutes to drink as much whiskey as possible so that I can properly enjoy it.

BYOBB

I'm a lady and I love my tits, I love to rub myself and feel over my hard nipples. I keep trying to post pics of myself during my recent trip to an epsom salt bath, fingering myself. I love to take a lil waterpoof vibe into the bath and take pictures.

This just isnt my thread. Please ask the mods for proper authorization. Maybe Satan and her helper, terrible-something, can help you.

... shall my boner create a thread for you and your pictures? FYI, my boner just learned how to type.

Yeah, I want to get off so bad. My panties are so hot, and I want to post my movie. I keep rubbing so hard...please.

Keep messaging my real account, "terriblecanyons".

I wish you wouldn't play games with my heart.

That said, because you are allegedly an aroused woman I'll believe anything you say!

alteredcourse hijacks the thread.

alteredcourse is one of the most challenging personalities on here, and I say this in the best possible acceptetion.

You should say she(she right?)/he altered the course of the thread.

of course she altered

thanks

YEAH!

stirring the fuck outta it, walking on them, and then rubbing their peanut butter on her chest.

probably singing TV eye all the while.

great thread

Aw, nicfit, I blush. I need to spread the rep. I'll take your words positively, for sure. Thanks.

ffs get out already

hahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

You're totally right, this is your thread. I'll just kick back and enjoy, mouth shut, promise.

This thread elicits so much hair envy it aint even funny

eat it raw, motherfucker.

^^^ satan, you have to admit that's funny. you're sense of humor is as rotten as mine.

you're like a bond girl!

i am far more dangerous than any bond girl.

like a Kern girl back when that meant something

oh yeah?

i was actually thinking "even mayday"

this is for GG

^^^ that's awesome.

RAWR.

ha. i think it's veiledly dedicated to GM "i'm bond, yo" KU

ok.... stop this madness. i can't handle cute girls into sonic youth... no, i don't wear a cowbell... so how do they hear me coming?? :fuckyou:

when did i turn into such a girl?????

me neither.

no sex is better than sex while listening to experimental jet set trash and no star

yeah bitch i'm in a hello kitty fort whatchu gonna say

do you realize how mean you are?

yes, i do.

the hello kitty fort isn't what's freaky. it's the pink tube shirt.

it's a bra


btw that is my favorite color in the whole world