HELL NO

person below me has an adam's apple

THANK GOD,

and yes I have an adams apple!

person below me is a robot?

yes.

person below me has a talking asshole and a shitting mouthhole.

miss

the person below me doth protest too much

nay

person below me has not ever used a recipe for food

wrong. generally, no, but... cooking class, sophomore year. all recipes. except the excess of scrambled eggs i ate that term.

the person below me enjoys crepes.

hit

person below me owns some kind of sequined clothing

hit. sort of. boxers in bed w/not much else.
and i have some killer underoos (star wars) much like cam diaz rocks here-


tpbm luvs video games.

^ i have editededed my response fr last nite cuz i was drunk & dont remember even posting that original horrible sexual question.

Hit. I wear boxers to sleep.

The person below me has been arrested.

Multiple hit.

The person below me can't wait for the NFL season to start.

Miss. I could not care less.

The person below me is older than 30.

miss.

person below me has never seen a narwhal in the wild

Hit

The person below me as received a post hard in the past three months.

Miss, thankfully ... receiving a post hard sounds painful.

The person below me secretly loves House Of Pain's "Jump Around"

Hit. I know every word and can rap it a cappella

The person below is allergic to peanut butter.

miss. f-ing luv it. my ex was tho.

tpbm lives in the UK.

Miss.

The person I know is currently not wearing pants.

hit! (skirt)

tpbm is listening to music rt now

hit, listening to syd barrett

the person below me enjoys bdsm

uh above?

the person below me is imbibing some sort of fluid.

^ typo, already changed it to below.

well, do you now?

bdsm- hit. ;)
imbibing- hit.

tpbm masturbates often.

miss (though I'm going to have to start since the girlfriend is leaving tomorrow)
the person below me is going to say "hit" or "miss"

Nope

The person below me had eggs for breakfast.

Well, brunch.


The person below me drank liquor last night.

Miss.

The person below uses bar soap.

BEER MISS

the person below me once ate shit

Miss. Thankgawd.

The person below me secretly has a soft spot for soft rawk.

Miss

The person below me knows someone who has killed themselves.

hit. me!

*blam*

end of thread

miss. threads not over and neither are u.

tpbm know's who 'the dude' is.

hit

tpbm is not sure what Coochy Cream is

miss. me and my coochy know all.

tpbm just googled coochy cream.

Miss

The person below me is constipated

Miss, each visit gets more of Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs read.

tpbm wants a baby jesus butt plug

miss. adult jesus maybe, but not baby.

tpbm is in love.

Hit to both above.

I totally want one of those butt plugs for decoration. And I'm very much in love.


TPBM is currently on youtube.

Hit. But I always pick the wounded.

The person below me will bitch that I said nothing about them right here

EDIT: damn repsonding to robot. Miss, I'm not on youtube.

miss. I don't care that much.

the person below me cares a lot.