fe real

fuckik youapll
ffouc kypou <i koved heer

it's better to love and lose to...how was that?

women: can live with them...what's the other part?

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trasher: just listen to swans and put a curse on humanity, just let everything out, then move on.

Ozu! Ozu!

Obigato!

Trasher will not remember this thread.

..cuz he's TRASHED? er...

grow a mustache and stfu... this is not furthering man's cause. you are giving women too much credit trasher-dude. find/call her best friend now. and i'm not asking, i'm telling you what to do.

this is by far the worst joke in this thread.

congratulations!!

hey I'm on yr side man, remember the jimi?

its just better for us all.

She probably cheated on you because you're an idiot and wants you to break up with her.

Stop being a wuss and crying about it on the internet. And grow some balls.

People's opinions of the opposite sex seems largely to be determined by their personal success with them. I imagine this is also true for gays and lesbians in relation to their views about their own sex.

haha, ahaha, hahahaha.....



haha.


hahahahaha....


oh shit.

sorry...haha.

I've yet to be able to land a real girlfriend, but I don't hate women...

EDIT: OK, I admit it. I don't like lesbians. I used to think it was sexy to see girls making out together, but in recent years the reality of life has taught me the truth: If two girls start making out and are in love, they don't want any guys around. It's a total rejection not only of me, but my entire gender. I've heard it before-:"With guys it's all about sex, but with girls it's all about true love"-BULLSHIT!! You don't think men are capable of truly caring about women? I just hate seeing guys cheat on/abuse/take their girlfriends/wives for granted. Be a fucking man and appreciate what you've got, assholes! You're ruining it for those of us whom that sort of thing isn't easy to come by!

Stop being a pathetic moron and grow up. Again, you're making it really hard for people to feel sympathetic towards you when you are so insulting to women. Be a man.

or does he?

*trasher down in hangover mode*

least you're getting some

you had me at donkey. :o

I wrote a poem about it. it goes:

T ou like dickdonkey
dirty packmule
fuck you

fuckik youadnky
ffouc kypou <i koved donKY

I won something!

you know, my observations have put women as guilty as men with 'cheat,abute/taking for granted' in fact it has been even worse! All the guys i've seen cheat on girls were not necessarily in serious relationships, and I have seen very few guys that are ACTUALLY serious about their girlfriends do such things, but I have seen plenty of girls who were dead set serious on thursday fuck around on monday, and that is a shame..

are you drunk?

yeah yer drunk.

she was probably tired of your drunk ways and she broke up with you when you got drunk and violent. then you caught her a few nights later making out with some dude.

trasher, maybe you were so drunk you thought it was a dude... but it was actually a hot chick with a cute short haircut, and they were summoning you to a 3-some but you had already closed your eyes and stormed out of the bar

she may have just wanted someone less fuckin' whiny

If you don't want abuse - save the personal stuff for your friends.

On a side note - simultaneous orgasms are amazing.

actually, i think you got it right.

worst thread i've seen on this forum so far. nothing to do with the fag insults.

I covet deer?




I jived here?




I caved Heerlen?



A city of southeast Netherlands east-northeast of Maastricht near the German border. It is a manufacturing center in a coal-mining area. Population: 92,500.

You must long for other woodland creatures before coveting deer with phoenix again.

what, are you kidding? this thread already has the best and worst jokes about someone starting a thread...i mean, the jokes are not even about what the thread is about!

and the fag jokes, well, i didn't read any, unless you count bad grammar as insulting.

everyneurotic how have you been? I haven't seen you on in a while.

i know, i've been good, how about you synth?

Good, I am just here doing bad at school, and raving, and woorking. So really good.

good to hear, hahaha; well, don't just flunk school.

flunk with class or something.

No, I am not dropping out of school, I have been in school for so long now, it is pointless of me to drop out.

hahaha, well, good to hear.

Ha ha ha ha ha - zing!!!

Trasher - bring on your homophobic insults this way, my sahn :D

PS. Rimjobs. That is all.

and again, you name her. my heart aches!

let's get drunk and pretend we're gay!