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davenotdead 10.29.2008 10:50 PM

dear Phoenix,

do you find American men irresistibly attractive? and if some sexy american man happens to know what a "root" is, does that add to the appeal?

forever yours,
loves aussie chicks

davenotdead 10.29.2008 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
Indeed they are - would that then make them a SuperMILF?



i'll have to check urbandictionary... they would know.

ps- well they don't have the term "supermilf" defined yet. Melly, this is your chance to do something. to have your name in the papers. make the most of it sir ;)

phoenix 10.30.2008 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by gualbert
In Back To The Future , why is the car covered with ice after time travels?


it was the art teams way of suggesting ultimate coolness of the team, when in fact they are both super nerds.

there is also a possibility that a 1982 DeLorean was in fact traveling through time, and the movie franchise was made as a cover up. As yet I've not time traveled so I cant give you a definate answer on this one. maybe try pookie?

phoenix 10.30.2008 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
Dear Phoenix

How come you're not running Australia yet?

Yours expectantly

MellySingsDoom


I have guilt, a trait which is genetically engineered out of all potential politicians at birth.

phoenix 10.30.2008 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
Dear Phoenix,

Why did you call Pookie a pig?

Is bacon bacon-flavored or is it just bacon?

Do they sell bacon-flavored chunks of soy in Oz?

Do you eat them?

Does Pookie being made of soy make him more or less attractive?

Inquisitionally Yrs,

Torquemada


I didnt, you did

it depends on what quality of bacon you're eating. most bacon tastes like bacon, some needs a little help from mother test toob.

probably, I've seen 'fake duck' and eaten it. Fake ham etc too.. never eaten that shit.

no, havent eaten fake pig yet

well I favour a non GM full bean soy milk over a soy processed solid, so if he were in a liquid form with a soy content greater than 15%, then probably yes.

phoenix 10.30.2008 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
dear floatingslowly

If the zenith of existence is to play drumsk on Rock Band, how comes you've not been made into some sort of god yet?

Yours slightly confused.

Melly


he keeps filling out the induction form wrong. hes a bit challenged with the hand writing.

phoenix 10.30.2008 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead
dear Phoenix,

do you find American men irresistibly attractive? and if some sexy american man happens to know what a "root" is, does that add to the appeal?

forever yours,
loves aussie chicks


8/10 times yes. it depends on the area they come from. cali accents absolutely kill me. I've worked in retail for five years and I dont think there has been an american male who has come into any of my stores with a californian accent whom I havent given a discount to or given them free stuff.

conversation usually goes;

'yr from the south west coast arent you'

'yeah ha ha'

'thats awesome.. so... what are you doing here? (I usually dont care, I just want them to keep talking, which isnt hard to get an american guy to do)'

'blahblahblablja'

:D


Im sorry though, a NY accent makes me run a mile. :(

MellySingsDoom 10.30.2008 04:42 PM

phoenix - that's the thing with robots - super-intelligent, but can't hold a sharpie to save their lives.

phoenix 10.30.2008 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead
i'll have to check urbandictionary... they would know.

ps- well they don't have the term "supermilf" defined yet. Melly, this is your chance to do something. to have your name in the papers. make the most of it sir ;)



supermilf

high ratio of hotness to large number of kids. surely if you have like 5 kids and you're still freaking hot, you're a supermilf, no?

phoenix 10.30.2008 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
phoenix - that's the thing with robots - super-intelligent, but can't hold a sharpie to save their lives.


exactly. :(

I think basquiat used to hang out with flots in the 80's tho, I can see a lot of influence there..

Pookie 10.30.2008 04:53 PM

phoenix,

Why do you find an expiration date on sour ceam?

Fanny Craddock

floatingslowly 10.30.2008 04:55 PM

Dear Phoenix,

Who needs sharpies when you have military-grade laser-beams?

What about those amerikkkanskis that have accents that are neither south, west, east or north?

Why do birds suddenly appear?

Yr Pal,

[insert name here]

phoenix 10.30.2008 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Pookie
phoenix,

Why do you find an expiration date on sour ceam?

Fanny Craddock



why or where? clarification?


why, because it goes mouldy, duh!

unless you dig mould. then just ignore.

Pookie 10.30.2008 05:02 PM

phoenix

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

Yours,
Kegmama

phoenix 10.30.2008 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
Dear Phoenix,

Who needs sharpies when you have military-grade laser-beams?

What about those amerikkkanskis that have accents that are neither south, west, east or north?

Why do birds suddenly appear?

Yr Pal,

[insert name here]


everyone needs a sharpie. there are at least three in my bag at all times. you know, for the immature urge to draw on anything.

well then for those its like accent jeopardy throughout conversation and hilarity ensues for non americkan listener. what is southern cal!! what is utah!!! I know, what is DALLAS!!!
you know I love yr accent I tell you all the time stop fishing for compliments.

they're always there, sometimes they just have good camo and they surprise you, and you say 'oh, that was sudden! did not see you until now..'

you know.

phoenix 10.30.2008 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kloriel
Dear Kloriel,

Is the fact that you alone among your ocean of friends were the only human capable of beating Chronotrigger now responsible for the fact you live in an hourglass of antigrav grains of sand?

your friend,

hmm i messed up.


you'll need to correct that before I answer it.

phoenix 10.30.2008 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pookie
phoenix

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

Yours,
Kegmama


its wrong that I actually lol'd at that.

but no, the force is strong in all oriental persons, it takes more than spinning to weaken the spirit.

Kloriel 10.30.2008 05:07 PM

impossible. thus you're stumped

phoenix 10.30.2008 05:11 PM

I can't answer a question you direct at yourself.

I can only suggest some meditation to find the answer within. maybe some lsd if you get stuck.

al shabbray 10.30.2008 05:15 PM

which is the better ending of bladerunner?
the bright or the dark?

AND
do you prefer the version with or without the OFFtext? (depends on synchro I think)

phoenix 10.30.2008 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by al shabbray
which is the better ending of bladerunner?
the bright or the dark?

AND
do you prefer the version with or without the OFFtext? (depends on synchro I think)



this is so embarrassing because I think out of all of my friends, I'm the only one who has not seen it ever. my partner wont have either, but he lives in a box that secludes him from all popular culture.

al shabbray 10.30.2008 05:38 PM

Do It Then!!!!!
Please

phoenix 10.30.2008 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by al shabbray
Do It Then!!!!!
Please


do what? watch bladerunner?

Pookie 10.30.2008 05:48 PM

I think he's flirting with you.

davenotdead 10.30.2008 06:01 PM

pookie, i just want to thank you for this thread. its wonderful.

dear Phoenix,

since you have yet to see Blade Runner, what would you say is Harrison Ford's sexiest role?

sincerely,
someonenotdead

al shabbray 10.30.2008 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phoenix
do what? watch bladerunner?

hell yes

al shabbray 10.30.2008 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pookie
I think he's flirting with you.


I am flirting with you, but you never noticed....I think I will cry myself to sleep now

floatingslowly 10.30.2008 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phoenix
everyone needs a sharpie. there are at least three in my bag at all times. you know, for the immature urge to draw on anything.

do you prefer the micro or the super sharpies?
Quote:

Originally Posted by phoenix
I tell you all the time stop fishing for compliments.

after fishing for compliments, what is the best way to serve yr catch?
fried? broiled? on the barbie?
Quote:

Originally Posted by phoenix
they're always there, sometimes they just have good camo and they surprise you, and you say 'oh, that was sudden! did not see you until now..'

do you believe in inter-dimensional rods or are they just insects caught on tape?
Quote:

Originally Posted by phoenix
you know.

do androids dream of electronic sheep?

phoenix 10.30.2008 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by al shabbray
I am flirting with you, but you never noticed....I think I will cry myself to sleep now


maybe you should buy him flowers and chocolates.

phoenix 10.30.2008 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead
pookie, i just want to thank you for this thread. its wonderful.

dear Phoenix,

since you have yet to see Blade Runner, what would you say is Harrison Ford's sexiest role?

sincerely,
someonenotdead


are you kidding? Han!

but I'll ad.... I love all the old Indiana films, but he shouldn't have made the latest one. You can tell he's losing it, and its kinda weird. He just does that smirky smile while seated 98% of the film and nothing else.

phoenix 10.30.2008 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
do you prefer the micro or the super sharpies?

after fishing for compliments, what is the best way to serve yr catch?
fried? broiled? on the barbie?

do you believe in inter-dimensional rods or are they just insects caught on tape?

do androids dream of electronic sheep?


The smaller ones are great for in yr pocket, but you can't beat the super sharpie for huge writing. I'm also a fan of the large range of colour sharpies, to mix it up a bit. In all, the winner would have to be
http://www.sharpie.com/img/compel/GH..._ch_blk_on.jpg
even has grip! (why was it so hard to find a photo of that on google?!)

I'm a fan of grilling, personally, with a little seasoning.

definately, it is only a matter of time before there is no longer a cover up.

yeh kind of, they look like this; http://www.electricsheep.org/

davenotdead 10.30.2008 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phoenix
are you kidding? Han!

but I'll ad.... I love all the old Indiana films, but he shouldn't have made the latest one. You can tell he's losing it, and its kinda weird. He just does that smirky smile while seated 98% of the film and nothing else.



interesting... i decided not to waste money on the last indiana since i could tell it was/is shite.... as for his sexiest, raiders of the lost ark gets to me.

so you prefer lasers and space ships over leather whips and hats? is this in general or only in regards to harrison ford?

phoenix 10.30.2008 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

so you prefer lasers and space ships over leather whips and hats?


there is no prefer, that whole sentence is pretty sexy.

davenotdead 10.30.2008 10:55 PM

best thread ever.

phoenix 11.02.2008 06:44 AM

no, not quite.


but it does give me something to do while Im here.


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