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akprodr 10.22.2008 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
I don't respect them at all for their work, they're whores... .


I dunno, I was brought up to respect people. Just because they fuck for money (though, in a very technical sense, not whores), I think they deserve respect.

Heck, the only people I do NOT respect are politicians like Bush, Cheney and Rove and then because they are lieing sacs of doo-doo.

atsonicpark 10.22.2008 07:44 PM

Bush, Cheney, and Rove are figureheads.

Not everyone deserves respect.

And even if I might respect the person -- though I can't say for sure, since I don't know them -- their job isn't respectable. It's not that I disrespect them for their jobs -- but there's NOTHING special about fucking for money.

akprodr 10.22.2008 08:15 PM

people are people so why should it be
you and i should get along so awfully

<that's not goin' to get me banned is it?>

Kloriel 10.22.2008 08:36 PM

i watch offspring porn

atsonicpark 10.22.2008 09:21 PM

I'm saying, porn stars might deserve respect. Who knows. I don't know any of them personally.

The actual act of fucking for money isn't worth any respect; it's not hard work, it doesn't require much effort, and it just proves that if you're a hot girl you have nothing to worry about in life.

Coal mining... THAT is a respectful job.

pbradley 10.22.2008 09:33 PM

You'd have to be a fucking idiot to be a coal miner.

I'm sure my Irish-American lineage includes such idiots.

Kloriel 10.22.2008 09:37 PM

but does it include Noodles???

jon boy 10.22.2008 09:43 PM

i like sleeve of wizard porn.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham 10.22.2008 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbradley
You'd have to be a fucking idiot to be a coal miner.


What about being a ben Miner?

StevOK 10.22.2008 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZEROpumpkins
Quoted for when StevOK's wife starts to lurk this board.


What? She knows it's my favorite.

ZEROpumpkins 10.22.2008 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbradley
Ah, your girlfriend loves you too much to ever lay a finger in you.

I MEAN ON YOU. Sorry. Slip of the typing.

Win:D

atsonicpark 10.22.2008 10:31 PM

It's a respectable job though.

WORKING HARD is respectable. That's my point.

That doesn't have any effect on the person's intelligence.. I work with this guy who is a total idiot but he is easily the hardest worker I've ever seen. I respect him for that.

Porn is not a respectable "job". Give me a fucking break.

SynthethicalY 10.22.2008 10:39 PM

sex in the city.

uhler 10.23.2008 12:34 AM

i don't watch porn. when i feel the urge to wank off i think of either my current girlfriend or ex girlfriends.

ZEROpumpkins 10.23.2008 01:21 AM

Just knock on your wimminz door and be like "UHLER WANT WANK NOW"

uhler 10.23.2008 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZEROpumpkins
Just knock on your wimminz door and be like "UHLER WANT WANK NOW"


hahaha good idea. i haven't seen her in awhile though. i'm not sure if we're going out anymore.

pbradley 10.23.2008 02:36 AM

I watch the live kind.

With binoculars.

Outside your window.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEpbpoqgUdM

Green Magnesium 10.23.2008 06:34 PM

An interesting find I made a couple weeks back...

www.youjizz.com

Has a ton of stuff (and most of it near full-length). Has a bit of variety... and should even satisfy atsonic's insatiable lust for bj footage.

P.S. I'm gay... but largely prefer "straight" porn, or j.o. footage of dudes.
The stuff featuring two or more guys is usually the cheesiest and most un-erotic, so I tend to stear clear.

atsonicpark 10.23.2008 06:40 PM

Whoo, cumshots!

ACTUALLY, I should mention that, the last 50 or so porn videos I've watched were cumshot cumpilations..

and even videos where chicks fuck, I go straight to the cumshot.

EyeballGrowth 10.23.2008 09:36 PM

Seriously, this thread. Why?

Gross!!!

Green Magnesium 10.23.2008 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Whoo, cumshots!

ACTUALLY, I should mention that, the last 50 or so porn videos I've watched were cumshot cumpilations..

and even videos where chicks fuck, I go straight to the cumshot.


May I ask out of genuine curiousity, as a straight male, why are you so seduced by the act of cum-shooting?

I mean I have no issue with watching women get it on with men or each other but, as a gay man, I would never actively look for lezzy porn, simply because it does nothing for me. I mean I do watch straight porn... but for the men.

I am genuinely curious about your fascination. I mean... if i were to send you a video of me blowin my wad... would you be grateful and/or aroused? (I would never actually do such a thing, as I'm camera shy... I'm just giving an example)

Norma J 10.24.2008 01:57 AM

I don't. I have better things to do. this sopunds elitist, but if I were to sit around and watch porn, I'd prefer to go for a walk in the park... or perhaps meet another human being.

Ps - ... and I have a girlfriend.

uhler 10.24.2008 02:21 AM

it'll be kind of hard for me to watch porn in the shower since that's the only place i wank off.

ALIEN ANAL 10.24.2008 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Norma J
I don't. I have better things to do. this sopunds elitist, but if I were to sit around and watch porn, I'd prefer to go for a walk in the park... or perhaps meet another human being.

Ps - ... and I have a girlfriend.


Wanker

atsonicpark 10.24.2008 05:22 AM

I have a girlfriend too. For 5 1/2 years. I still watch porn. Hell, we watch it together sometimes.

Eyeballgrowth, no offense, but if you don't like a thread, don't reply to it. No problem with having opinions different from ours, but the sole reason you replied to this thread was to ask why it exists -- with 4 pages of replies so far, I'm pretty sure you're in the minority of people who wishes this thread didn't exist.

_slavo_ 10.24.2008 06:23 AM

Actually, the thing I love the most about porn movies are the scenes when it all just starts. Like, some slight bit of a "plot" with some talking, which then transforms into undressing and stuff. The actual intercourse is the point when I usually turn the movie off.
Weird, but that's how it is.

atsonicpark 10.24.2008 07:14 AM

Yeah ,I'm like that too.

Except I fast forward to the cumshot after the talking/undressing. And again maybe watch the girl making donald duck quacking sounds on a cock for a while.

_slavo_ 10.24.2008 07:46 AM

you're a total geek, adam :)

greedrex 10.24.2008 08:11 AM

Adam likes his porn!

punkaspoo 10.24.2008 08:16 AM

Matures with stockings

EyeballGrowth 10.24.2008 06:19 PM

Gross

Norma J 10.24.2008 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
Wanker


you bore me greatly.


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