mang, good thing i have a STEEL desk!!

i feel... so much better now...

My desk is only laminated fiberboard. I'm fucked.

So, who's going out to buy as much gold as you can get your hands on?

I can't wait for the dust bowl to kick in.

so, does this mean cantank will have to get a job before she's thirty?

There's a global warming connection?

ha haha.

possible.

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next:

Isn't she sitting on bags of money?

That's US money.

define "money".

In all seriousness, it's terrible, but what can you do?

Cocaine and heroin.

HAHHAHA, you must spread it before giving it to gmku again.

Congress gets swamped with messages from constituents to vote against the plan. They're pissed off at D.C. bailing out the corporations. And they should be. And yet, they're/we're going to take the brunt of a plan not being passed.

Screwed any way you look at it.

Didn't McCain save this plan?

Huh?

Fuck it.

I'm not worried.
I'm sure someone will figure something out.

http://marcambinder.theatlantic.com/..._the_blame.php

ha ha ha. yeah...

So as if it makes any difference, who do you think this helps in the presidential election?

obamarama, baby

That is really a good question.

Shit, i just wanna be like
"here, have some money you handsome motherfucker"

it depends on the spin.

clearly 8 years of unregulated enrons, mortgages & securities fall right on the lap of the republican cunts and they should pay for it with blood.

but who knows.

did you ever got out of videodrome, crypt?

hahahahahaha

no, i'm still quite delusional

DJIA is 778pts down

let them eat cake.

bahahaha

apple stock fell 18%.

wow, you are prissy crybabies.

"oshit!!! the stock is going down!!! we're going to die!!! i'm going to post about it on the internet and be swept by the terror being produced by the media".

i was having a good time reporting on the meltdown. i'm all for a good corrective for the fake economy. prices have been inflated for too long. and i want house prices to keep going down so i can finally buy one.

but you sound like you got bad diaper rash!

worrying about the economy = not baller

People, people, people! In the midst of adversity, it is important to remember our humanity and our civility.

Motherfuckers.

must spread...

nevermind, it worked, cool

this is the truth.

yep. everyone get yr ass to the gym so that you can charge more when you need to start whorin yr ass. i'm so ahead of the game... workin out and buying lube by the ton.

That was back when they made all of their military supplies in the US. It's all outsourced now.

i realise that it does have implications for the rest of the world but it is fun to watch america slowly go down the toilet haha.