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terriblecanyons 09.13.2008 05:02 AM

ust asumptinos i guesss

MellySingsDoom 09.13.2008 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by ploesj
haha that's fun.

me as an old lady:


 


It's Moe Tucker! :D

ploesj 09.13.2008 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by This Is Not Here
How do we KNOW Elvis and Kurt wouldn't have gone bald, exactly?


they have money for hair transplants.

This Is Not Here 09.13.2008 05:13 AM

I guess they can look at their fathers and see if they were follically challenged.


Ha ha, my friends with bald dads have latched onto the utterly bollocks wive's tale that baldness is passed down through your mother's side. Thats utter bollocks of course, but it obviously makes them feel better.

terriblecanyons 09.13.2008 05:14 AM

balkd people ar efunny

ploesj 09.13.2008 05:16 AM

i don't know about passing baldness... your friends can wear fancy wigs later! or get a combover.

This Is Not Here 09.13.2008 05:20 AM

Ah, the classic history teacher comb-over look. Brilliant. (Must go with a grey tie and beige courdroy trousers)

ploesj 09.13.2008 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by This Is Not Here
Ah, the classic history teacher comb-over look. Brilliant. (Must go with a grey tie and beige courdroy trousers)


i had a latin teacher who looked like this when the wind came out of the wrong (or right, according to his students) direction:

 

This Is Not Here 09.13.2008 05:28 AM

HA HA HA! Thats awesome, LOVE the picture too.

I'd rep you if I could.

ploesj 09.13.2008 05:31 AM

yeah it was funny... he looked like he had some kind of antenna. really not a lucky man when it comes to looks: his skin tone (pink) clashed with his hair color and he had an awful body odor. i actually got sick after sitting in frotn of him for two hours (exam). glad those days are over!

This Is Not Here 09.13.2008 05:34 AM

Yeah. I intend to bring some MUCH needed style to the teaching profession.

ploesj 09.13.2008 05:36 AM

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Originally Posted by This Is Not Here
Yeah. I intend to bring some MUCH needed style to the teaching profession.


you're going to be a teacher?

This Is Not Here 09.13.2008 05:48 AM

Yeah I hope so. I'm going to spend a good few years after uni working as an artist, whatever that may entail, but yeah, I intend to teach eventually. But 16-18 year olds at college, becuase I love young people but HATE children.

ploesj 09.13.2008 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by This Is Not Here
Yeah I hope so. I'm going to spend a good few years after uni working as an artist, whatever that may entail, but yeah, I intend to teach eventually. But 16-18 year olds at college, becuase I love young people but HATE children.


cool! i'm studying illustration right now but i'd love to teach at one of these academies here later (the kind of art school kids can take in the weekend, for three hours) i already teach private drawing classes to a kid living in my neighbourhood. it's fun.

This Is Not Here 09.13.2008 05:52 AM

Does sound fun, but as I said, I don't 'do' kids. Where do you live anyway, aren't you a mainland European of some description?

ploesj 09.13.2008 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by This Is Not Here
Does sound fun, but as I said, I don't 'do' kids. Where do you live anyway, aren't you a mainland European of some description?


i live in antwerp, belgium. mainland europe indeed!

this kid isn't really a kid btw, he's fourteen. he doesn't want to go to one of these academies for some reason so his parents pay me a ridiculous amount of money to teach him. you won't hear me complain!

This Is Not Here 09.13.2008 06:01 AM

No it does sound like a cushty deal indeed! You speak immaculate English by the way, yet all Belgians do i suppose. My grandparents lived in Belgium for a bit, but hated it because they lived in a really snooty area where the residents often refused to speak English.

ploesj 09.13.2008 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by This Is Not Here
No it does sound like a cushty deal indeed! You speak immaculate English by the way, yet all Belgians do i suppose. My grandparents lived in Belgium for a bit, but hated it because they lived in a really snooty area where the residents often refused to speak English.


thanks! we start learning english at the age of fourteen. most belgians speak at least one extra language, especially in flanders, simply because no one else in the world actually speaks dutch. an english person can get away with knowing only one language, we'd be screwed.

also, belgium has three official languages, it would be stupid to know only one :P

and indeed, it depends on where you are... i love the cities but the countryside is bleeergh. there's absolutely NOTHING there and most people living there aren't that clever.

one funny thing about flanders is that our dialects are so different that we can't understand each other when speaking them. my stepmother's family lives by the coast, which is a two-hour ride from here, and i don't understand a word of what they say.

This Is Not Here 09.13.2008 06:12 AM

It hammer's home my own ignorance when speaking to people from other European countries. I don't speak a WORD of another language, and sadly I don't need too on these shores. In my defence, there is no compulsary sylabus of languages in English schools whatsoever.

ploesj 09.13.2008 06:15 AM

that's too bad... well language education here is getting bad too, i learnt most of my english and french from actually speaking it. i've been taught german classes for almost four years, but never used german so i don't speak it. same with spanish (i took classes for two years and learned to speak more in one week in barcelona).

so just get your ass in france and stay there for a few months. you'll learn ;-)

king_buzzo 09.13.2008 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
this is apparenly what my baby is going to look like


 


haha

This Is Not Here 09.13.2008 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by ploesj

so just get your ass in france and stay there for a few months. you'll learn ;-)


Ha ha I'm sure I will! Right, I'm going to out to nab some lunch, if the chat doesn't resume afterwards; nice speaking to you ploesj!

ploesj 09.13.2008 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by This Is Not Here
Ha ha I'm sure I will! Right, I'm going to out to nab some lunch, if the chat doesn't resume afterwards; nice speaking to you ploesj!


i'll be gone in about half an hour, so goodbye. nice talking to you too!

Torn Curtain 09.13.2008 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
 


That's pretty crappy, that's not him at all.

atsonicpark 09.13.2008 07:33 AM

Heh. 14 years later, shouldn't he still just be a pile of ashes?

ALIEN ANAL 09.13.2008 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Heh. 14 years later, shouldn't he still just be a pile of ashes?


HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <------ !!!!!!!!!
 


HAHHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHA

 

deflinus 09.13.2008 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by This Is Not Here
He hasn't done quite aswell as Dave Grohl, though he beats Krist by a long shot.


Krist looks like a gym teacher now. its fucking crazy how old he looks now

PAULYBEE2656 09.13.2008 12:14 PM

what would genesis p orridge look like in 14 years time...

SYRFox 09.13.2008 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <------ !!!!!!!!!
 


HAHHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHA

 

repped

al shabbray 09.13.2008 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by deflinus
Krist looks like a gym teacher now. its fucking crazy how old he looks now


do oyu mena this teacher?

 

Sheriff Rhys Chatham 09.13.2008 12:58 PM

My god! I see he still sports flannel.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham 09.13.2008 01:00 PM

 

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.13.2008 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
dont you know?
he went sober in 1995 and has been since


already done...

Peter Griffin:What if Kurt Cobain had quit?
Flashback to Nirvana finishing a concert
Kurt Cobain: Thank you! And remember, say "no" to drugs!
Agent: Great concert Kurt. The label's excited about your seventh album.
Kurt Cobain: Thanks. Oh you remember my wife, Courtney Love?
Agent: Who?
Courtney Love looks down and grimaces

Prisstina 09.13.2008 07:22 PM

 

me black and asian, respectively.

HECKLER SPRAY 09.13.2008 07:26 PM

Eminem few years later :

 





ploesj 09.14.2008 07:35 AM

what the fuck is up with his eye?

MellySingsDoom 09.14.2008 07:38 AM

ploesj - that's a photoshopped image of Eminem mixed with the main poster image from Lucio Fulci's "Zombie" (aka "Zombie Flesh Eaters"). The eye thing is pretty striking in the "Zombie" poster.

ploesj 09.14.2008 07:39 AM

ok, thanks. i'm not very familiar with zombies.

Derek 09.14.2008 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
ploesj - that's a photoshopped image of Eminem mixed with the main poster image from Lucio Fulci's "Zombie" (aka "Zombie Flesh Eaters"). The eye thing is pretty striking in the "Zombie" poster.

Yeah I was thinking that when I saw the picture haha.

Anngella 09.14.2008 11:13 AM

I think Elvis would've gotten fat over the years.


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