i did all of this when i had a job. dipshit.

pscchhh low responsibility you can do it drunk

fuck here it comes

BED. NOW!

you make no sense, any inkling of a valid argument you may have has been completely obliterated by your intoxication, now silence yourself and go to bed.

@#@#%!#@. i cant go to bed till i puke. it is stuck.


RED LETTERS

IDONT TRUST MY FILTHY FINGERS I HAVE WASHED THEM DRY BUT EGH

I Blame The Fucking Crystal Litter Which Sucks Ass

Are you STILL up? Give me your car keys! Now, tomorrow, I want you to clean out the garage, mow the lawn and walk downtown to buy me some tools.

And CLEAN UP YOUR BEDROOM!

there's your problem.




get some of this brand. no more problemos.

JEEZUS THE MOTHER IN LAW FRO HELL

this makes me realise that i could never act that way towards my kid. i'd be a pretty cool mum. i certainly wouldn't be the one doing much discipline.

neh i bough this new today earlier



work fucking great but we were conducting expriments in search o f LITTER SUPREME and fuck i fell for itt crystals shit shit shit

and there was a puddle of piss mud at the bottom of the shitbox

kee needs a new box im buyin tomorrow

ps= im starting to feel better-- phew

get like a rubbermaid plastic storage container like this:


make sure it has a lid in case you ever have to move it.

also, you should periodically remove ALL of the cat litter, wash the box out with bleach, and put fresh cat litter in it.


[/cat lady]

In real life, I'd be horribly liberal to any kids of mine. Good thing I don't want little Mellys running around, then.

i'm going to make a prediction that will probably come back and haunt me and say i'll be knocked up within the next two years. by accident.

and then there will be another undisciplined little shit running free.

memfis, yeah, we change it piriodically yo but usually madame does it as a routine chore never a problem but she's been incapacitated since tuesday

we use cats rule boxes they are alright we have 2 we traveled with him never a problem but today

1) i come home w/ drinks in me

2) i eat a piece of cabrales cheese

3) the cat is demanding his box ix cleaned so i say ok little fucka here i come

e0 i go to empty the box in a plaxtick bag and there is ammonia stench all over

50 there is crud so i take it to wash with brush and the stench of shit is there and then some part is broken & stuck

i soak it all in bleach to kill the fucking stench but see the box has gotten old and now is absorbing smell

now there is caca everywer

in my nose it is stuck to my nosse so i start snotting naturally s repellant
and i don wanna swallo that so i spit

then the fucking NAUSEA

you see there is a place where verything makes sense perfect sense

"Run free, Cantankers Junior, the world is yours!"
"Can I watch Barney The Dinosaur again?"
*Cantankers holds in rage at thought of the Purple Pain*
"Why...of course, darling."

!@£$%!: you fucked yourself on that one. nothing i can do to help you now.

melly: the key is to not really pay any attention and just placidly agree. i used to watch that shit when i was a little kid. i don't even think it's on anymore but if i had a kid and they wanted to watch it...go ahead, i don't care.

R.I.P.

haa ha haaa

finally you understand :D

cabrales cheese is pretty pungent

hey melly you are funny ha ha finally i can laugh

Mum Melly used to get wound up when I watched cartoons as a kid. "Go and read a book or something!" - "But Mum, it's Road Runner!"

!@#$%! - I'm glad that I made you laugh again :)

my mom was never much of a parenty parent, most of the time i just played on my own while she went about her business cleaning the house or whatever

i was a major thumbsucker when i was a kid to the point that the roof of my mouth is actually higher than it's supposed to be because it was pushed up by my thumb

last night, i went out with my ex and she drove after drinking like a vodka or something, we got pulled over by the cops and we had to bribe them so they would fuck off.

definitely a stupid situation.

i could argue my way out of it like that last time, even if i wasn't drunk, but i had to take a wild leak and all i could think is not to pee my pants in front of the cops.


this is a situation i dread constantly.

I almost fell off a cliff driving an old Daihatsu in Royal Gorge, Colorado after having drunk too much Jack Daniels. The worst thing is that there were 3 other people in the car with me.
I never sat at the wheel after having drank a single sip of alcohol ever since.

c'mon and have another one, drinkin' and drivin' is so much fun.... lalala...

no, seriously, slavo (and everyone) drunk driving is one of the dumbes things to do really... if not the dumbest at all. but i guess you get it when you lose someone to that.

Dumbest thing I've done while drunk off of everclear...

Probably when I downloaded Ludacris albums and played them full blast at 3 AM on a Monday on my friend's 4 huge speakers (they're as big as half stacks) and I started dancing like a maniac and then I passed out in a pool of vomit to the tune of "Ho". I woke up with a zebra towel around my head and I apparently sucked on some chick's feet and had gotten completely naked, dunked in a toilet, and tied up in electric cords earlier in the night. I don't remember THAT...

bizarre

...rolled backwards hitting my head before almost falling on to railway tracks.

..deciding to end the evening with twiggy, a half bottle of champagne, a glass of red wine and 3 cigarettes

... needing to push EVERY button I see..

Fell asleep on a ledge of a fortified fortress' wall with a 50% chance to fall on the left=on the grass or on the right=30 mt down on a street..
after a mogwai gig and quite a lot of alcoohol. 2 girls woke me up and saved me.

this is more than enough to qualify for this thread :D

There isn't a day goes past when I don't want to go to a Duff Mckagan show.

THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE! I was lucky he even came to our shitty little town.

I'm genuinely ridiculously jealous. Was it with Loaded?

Yes and they were bad ass. Since the show was in Jacksonville, FL at some dive at the beach the turnout wasn't very good. This was to my advantage. Duff walked around in the crowd before and after the show. I got to talk to him and he even gave me some good advice on kicking some of my bad habits if you know what I mean. I haven't gotten to go to many shows in my existance and being a Reagan Youth I loved GnR growing up so it was a dream come true!:cool:

I stood next to izzy stradlin once and just became paralysed with hero worship. I think if i'd been standing next to Duff I'd have just started crying or something. As for having a conversation with him. That'd just be a complete mess.

I kept drinking.