Casual internet acquaintance.

ew. ew. ew. ew. ew. just no. NO.

Casual internet acquaintance.

he smells like cool balls

he just smells like balls. big, dirty, unwashed balls.

we dont seem to get along aswell as we do with other people
we might give a postive comment to one another every so often
we dont really ever get into general chat conversations but i still think she is a vital part of SYG

this fucker still owes me £40 and a pair of flip flops.

Makes horrible accusations against me all the time. All this because I tried to bum him once...

Once!!!! Ha!!!!

i have seen demon around a lot but i dont remember ever getting into a conversation with him

i have a shit memory anyway and wouldnt remember if he was my brother

I like alien anal.

he just likes anal.

she makes me cookies and sammiches.

He baffles me with his superior cyborg ways.

teammates on the elton john charity football team

Word up my man!

^^^ posts too much on this thread :D

the lolcats twat

Was born on the same month and year that Loop released "A Gilded Eternity". Such combinations can lead to a fiery birth and development...

Melly is my gay lover who is way more into Abba than I will ever be.

Kegmama is my West Coast go-to lady who has more hetero in her raised eyebrow than I do in my entire being. This is of course a good thing.

Melly is my e-uncle

^^^ always has sigs that make me laugh

Is young like myself.

we will get married
(she just doesn't know it yet)

is a baller like myself

is super compatible with me on last.fm :D

stuttin is a habit, get like me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_A9MvA3pnU

I am the keymaster to his gatekeeper.

I'm a well-wisher / crony.

i love danny
i want to buy him all the drugs in the world

I love cryptovideodrome

This fellow never ceases to impress me with his endless knowledge of the bowels of recorded music. WE DISAGREE ON THINGS

He stole my car stereo and hub caps

He stole my mother's heart.

Owes me a piece of cake.

Has tight leather pants

owes me a new toaster and wallpaper

Is the blackest nigga since Apollo Creed.