Agree with call centres one
Ring ring ring ring
You"hello"
other end"....."
"Hello"
"Hello...could I speak to a..er...Mr Lawson?"
Bang

Theirs so may more. I'll tell all later.

there was a list like this on the old board as well i seem to remember. it was massive as well. i dont think anyone dissagreed on it and everyone found all the things annoying. that must be one of the only times in its history that everyone on the board agreed, well expet for u2 suck.

The fact that hot-dog sausages at home come only in packs of 12 and the buns in bags of 8.

Also, the people at 7-11 who give me my brand of cigarettes before I even ask for it because I go there daily. It makes me feel like a truly compulsive smoker (which I am, I just don't like being reminded of this)

people who refuse to help you when you are in dire need, like airport staff or people in train stations. you know they just put up the wall of silence and thats that. they all deserve to be late for the rest of their lives.

People who step right in front of you at a show when there is clearly not enough room for another human in that spot.

Likewise cars which act as some kind of surrogate personality.
And the sort of people who are impressed by the above cars.

waking up realizing you are still alive

there is a man, who shall remain nameless in leeds renound for doing that. as soon as he enters the room everyone collectively sighs. and not with delight.

-People who claim to be bi because it's "scene"
-People that make their life seem so much worse than it really is
-When someone walks backwards into you. I got punched in the face this way and I was bleeding really badly
-People that keep their music blasting really loudly when clearly nobody else likes it

Pubs that play loud music when there is not a dancefloor in sight(and that is also taking into account this most surreal of laws in England that can shut your business down if people are making 'rhythmic movement' to music when you don't have the right license)

People who say to you:''Cheer up,it might never happen!''to you when sitting reading your book in a pub.

Nosebleeds! I can't stand them. And I get them way too frequently.

Television comercials
Skips and scratches in DVD rentels Grrrr
Missing even five minutes of your favorite show on an episode you've never seen.

I'll think of some more later, because lord knows there's plenty.

-people who act as if they were the most important people on the planet
-lack of toilet paper
-extremely high prices of cds and lps
-films interrupted by commercials
-waking up early in the morning

Amen. And in the same vein, commercials in theaters before the movie starts. Pay 12$ to get in, 7$ for popcorn and 5$ for a coke, and they still need more money thru advertisement?

at the end of the day, I literally hate people blatantly using extra words to obviously make themselves seem more intelligent

people dropping litter openly and with no remorse in front of me. I'm going to get in a fight one of these days when I've finally had enough and I end up yelling at some big thug