another suggestion, take it as a compliment

murder is better than suicide

just saying

ugh, i'm glad you understand. she keeps messaging me asking me WHATS MY DEAL and i'm just not responding. it's driving her crazy, i can tell.

ah, aries girls! never subtle!

Not replying to her messages?

You don't need our help.

Go get her!!

i chuckled.

he's right.

I like moon buggies.

This girl sounds like she's asking to die.

I say you fuck with her head until she destroys herself.

If that's going too slow, cheese grate her face off and make her eat the shreds.

No one will want to be friends with a grated face girl who lies.

haha, that reminds me of that movie 'single white female'. i've had this happen to me quite a few times.

boy_howdy - send her round to me. Trust me, me being a gay bitch fucker + Whitehouse LPs at maximum volume will sort her out, bigtime.

you reminded me, sir!!! whitehouse lps.

she's the kind of girl who says, "OHMIGOD i LOOOOVE GAY MEN! THEY ARE SOOOOO CUTE!!! THEY ALWAYS HAVE THE BEST FASHION ADVICE AND ARE SOOOO FUN TO SHOP WITH"

i hate her i hate her i hate her.

but i wouldn't object to you sending me some Whitehouse ;)

HENRY'S DRESS! YES!!!!!

"it's in the way she goes
ba bah ba bah ba bah ba bahhhhhhhh"

ewwwwwwww.


i mean i love the gays. i love gay men more than i love straight men. and they know what's up and all (there's one gluing stuff to my scalp right now). but come on.

I would seriously love to meet this bitch and have my rats eat her alive.

i know. i've probably won Biggest Fag Hag of the Southwest for 20 years running but bitchez, this is not What Not To Wear, mkay?

now she is getting her friends to harass my boyf via phone ugh

boy_howdy: Oh Christ - Definitely send her round to me for some "re-education": by that, I mean showing her loads of Fassbinder films, especially the ones where everyone SHOUTS OUT THEIR DIALOGUE LIKE THIS, JA? If she lasts more than 10 minutes of that, she's made of more absurd stuff than even I.

Re: Whitehouse - PM me for a list of stuff I have :)

feel free to harass her:

http://www.myspace.com/lizzychachacha
last.fm/users/poeticdevice
http://quixotixx.blogspot.com/

she is a completely useless bag of hipster shit

You beat me to it.

she is rly bad at being cool.

When they say they are being "fucking positive," you know they are pessimistic.

there's nothing wrong with pessimism. at all. but it must be executed properly.

Ugh, I smell hipster.

To quote Leslie Rankine (Silverfish chanteuse): DIEEEEEEE!

"i finally saw health"

bitch, I KNOW HEALTH. WHAT NOW.

I know, I am a pessimistic person.

Melly, I am a hipster. I no longer care about music. I just name-drop.

I've got your "health" - RIGHT HERE, BITCH!

She knows savage.

http://quixotixx.blogspot.com/2008/0...e-of-week.html

"Meaning you say cock with a funny accent? hot"

she sucks soo goddamn much and yet everyone totally thinks she is "da bomb". i don't understanddddd.

also she sent me a message saying something along the lines of "you don't know me, alex (my boyf) doesn't know me, etc so stop talking about me" but....two months ago when she tried to make me move back home by telling me Alex was in love with her... she claimed that "alex and [her] have been good friends for 4+ years....yeah...we are really good friends so maybe don't jump into anything right away...."

DUMB CUNT.

Even her MySpace "name" (Lizzychachacha) is a bucket of wank. Her tattoos are shit as well.

Can I get a "hell yeah" for kicking this cocksuckstress in the cunt?

this is too much drama and i barely know you, so i'm going to have to pass in the "i give a shit" parade.

sorry! :(

those aren't real tattooss.....she sharpied them on.

^^^Ugh, that's even worse! Does she pretend to smoke and take drugs as well?