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davenotdead 08.13.2008 04:08 PM
if you have no fingers, you could always check to see if you are wearing a speedo, and are chinese.

 

SYRFox 08.13.2008 04:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kegmama
Don't ask questions like that, you can't encourage these boys...
EDIT: Oh wait, no one has said "with his cock".
You do think we are? perverts? :eek:

krastian 08.13.2008 04:10 PM
It's bullshit even though it works for me.

!@#$%! 08.13.2008 04:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by krastian
It's bullshit even though it works for me.

*snort*

SYRFox 08.13.2008 04:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by !@#$%!
*snort*
Are you okay?

!@#$%! 08.13.2008 04:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SYRFox
Are you okay?

yeah. its a minor laugh that escapes thru the nasal passages. no matter was expelled however.

!@#$%! 08.13.2008 04:16 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/695142.stm

acousticrock87 08.13.2008 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
yeah. its a minor laugh that escapes thru the nasal passages. no matter was expelled however.
That's the one "expression" or whatever I have the hardest time putting into words. There's no actual words of that kind of half-laugh-breathe-through-your-nose thing, and apparently I always want to include one in stories I write.

Cantankerous 08.13.2008 04:17 PM
both of my ring fingers are significantly longer than my index fingers.

looks like i'm a straight man.

SYRFox 08.13.2008 04:19 PM
Each of my fingers are longer than the others

al shabbray 08.13.2008 04:20 PM
YOU GOT NO HANDS, I thought

terriblecanyons 08.13.2008 04:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SYRFox
Each of my fingers are longer than the others

SYRFox is a compulsive liar :eek:

SYRFox 08.13.2008 04:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by al shabbray
YOU GOT NO HANDS, I thought
I actually have three hands

SYRFox 08.13.2008 04:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
SYRFox is a compulsive liar :eek:
I'm not, I really have no hands actually :(:(

al shabbray 08.13.2008 04:22 PM
on each side? dependng on the size of the moon?
but does it mean that you are extraterrestrial-gay?

SYRFox 08.13.2008 04:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by al shabbray
on each side? dependng on the size of the moon?
but does it mean that you are extraterrestrial-gay?
Are you being racist against extraterrestrials? (gay is still the lamest insult btw)

terriblecanyons 08.13.2008 04:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by davenotdead
if you have no fingers, you could always check to see if you are wearing a speedo, and are chinese.


 

God that guy has a tiny ass.

al shabbray 08.13.2008 04:26 PM
you are right...its a chinese

Sonic Youth 37 08.13.2008 04:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
God that guy has a tiny ass.
Fish have no ass.

terriblecanyons 08.13.2008 04:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37
Fish have no ass.

Well... they do and they don't.
I always used to laugh when my goldfish would have a long string of poo hanging out of their asses and then they'd try to eat it.
Irrelevant, I know.

SYRFox 08.13.2008 04:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
Well... they do and they don't.
I always used to laugh when my goldfish would have a long string of poo hanging out of their asses and then they'd try to eat it.
Irrelevant, I know.
I'd rather fuck a goat than see that for real

Sonic Youth 37 08.13.2008 04:29 PM
I had a good laugh at that too.
No ass in a traditional sense, rather.

al shabbray 08.13.2008 04:30 PM
yeah just an...exit

terriblecanyons 08.13.2008 04:32 PM
Yeah, just a hole. Fishhole?

Sonic Youth 37 08.13.2008 04:34 PM
 

SYRFox 08.13.2008 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37
 
Looks pretty disgusting :/

terriblecanyons 08.13.2008 04:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37
 

HAHAHAHA I love the giant unnecessary O. Like we don't know the shape of a fish asshole.

nicfit 08.13.2008 04:36 PM
I'm double straight?

SYRFox 08.13.2008 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by nicfit
I'm double straight?
Now talk about strange things

Alex's Trip 08.13.2008 07:04 PM
Bullshit. My ring finger is definitely longer than my index finger, and I'm gay as a daisy.

Toilet & Bowels 08.13.2008 07:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cantankerous
both of my ring fingers are significantly longer than my index fingers.

looks like i'm a straight man.

you're a bull dyke!

Cantankerous 08.13.2008 07:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
you're a bull dyke!
of course
because i run around with a shaved head in flannels and birkenstocks and i don't wax my bush :rolleyes:

oh yeah and i also drive a truck.

and eat pussy.

floatingslowly 08.13.2008 07:52 PM
place yr hands upon the screen:
 

lol gay fingers.

[edit/delete: oops I did it wrong.]

Toilet & Bowels 08.13.2008 08:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cantankerous
of course
because i run around with a shaved head in flannels and birkenstocks and i don't wax my bush :rolleyes:

oh yeah and i also drive a truck.

and eat pussy.

it all makes sense, constant changes in hair colour = constant changes of wig.

ZEROpumpkins 08.13.2008 09:07 PM
Mine are even on my right hand, and i'm just straight with my left hand.

Phew! Dodged straight camp, there.

gmku 08.13.2008 09:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
Apparently if you're a gay man your index finger is longer than your ring finger, and if you are a straight man your ring finger is longer than your index.
I'm straight and on my left hand the ring finger is longer, on my right the index is longer.

Is this theory bullshit? Do the gay dudes on here have finger lengths than correspond with their amourous interests? Are their any straight guys whose fingers are trying to tell them something?

Of course it's bullshit. It belongs in the realm of Nazi experiments proving the superiority of the Aryan race based on brain size.

On the other hand, Gay Fingers is a great name for a band.

floatingslowly 08.13.2008 09:17 PM
^^^ that's just because Sticky Fingers makes you hot.

gmku 08.13.2008 09:22 PM
Sticky Fingers makes me come
over to the turntable.

Ha ha.

Everyneurotic 08.13.2008 09:24 PM
i'm stone cold straight, then.

pbradley 08.13.2008 09:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by floatingslowly
place yr hands upon the screen:
 

lol gay fingers.

[edit/delete: oops I did it wrong.]
So straight men have hideous, deformed hands?


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