he was clearly bullshiting about that 1000 mark, though.
or was he?

i doubt it, he's been laying pipe with groupies since the 60s.

Shitting on women isn't quite the same as sex though, is it?

well me and her are soul sistas. after all.

Well, it's not that black people die white (does this sound racist? Because it's not.).
There must be a reason for its fading, beside time passing by.

who said anything about that?

Round these parts 'laying pipe' is a euphemism for 'shitting'. I'm using the most recent version of Viz's Profanisaurus to corroborate this claim, although the (Yank) Urban Dictionary agrees with you.

i doubt lemmy's the kind to shit on girls, that's david byrne/lou reed territory

hahaha

that's not a joke, i've got good third hand information on both byrne and reed

In my opinion...

Yes, it's very stupid.
Don't do it.

Re: moles/beauty spots

I sometimes wonder if these are a result of ethnicity. Mah roots are in the Southern Balkans and almost all my relatives and friends I have from either Serbia, Macedonia and Greece have moles.

I had three huge moles on my face which I had removed just in case. I've still got about a dozen small ones that have popped up. I'm willing to sell a couple of them if you like. All we need is a black-market dermatologist.....

i doubt it, i'm pure british and i've got moles. although i don't know if black people get moles.

I've seen black people with crazy huge black moles.

well let that be a lesson to you, even though we're different colours we really are all the same.

I just threw up a little bit.
The impulse was inspired in equal measure by T&B's sapfest and mental images involving Aaron Neville.

On the subject of the beauty mark, I say go for it.

i'm not surprised racial harmony makes you sick