No fear, we've got Ben Dover. The Orson Welles of porn!



[Edit] From cocaine to Ben Dover in a single thread. You gotsta love the interweb, you really do.

I wanna start making porn where the actors are totally shit-faced. Call it 'Under the Influence' or something. Can you imagine them getting the fear during a DP. It'd be fucking brilliant!

Ben Dover
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Cum sniffing

Pretty wrong.

DON'T WATCH THIS AT WORK.

In fact, don't watch it at all, it's horrible.

it was american porn

Acid is my favourite thing to do anything on, but particularly the lovin'.

cum sniffing : mmm interesting

Fuck, that's hilarious! She's so totally fucked when getting ready to snort it. She's shaking and everything. Like a lung leg video made in prague by the mafia. Sheer brilliance!

that's Lydia Lunch, no?

It was US porn - still, it was either that, or films where all the men looked like the fatter cousins of the Mario Bros. Still, who else but US porn could bring us such a legend such as Ron Jeremy - looks like a walrus and can suck his own dick?

Nah, Lung Leg's the one that always looks more psycho and wired. Lydia Lunch always comes across as an 'artist'. Lung Leg is like her little chavy sister that cops off with bouncers in alleyways for blow.

I still have this fantasy of writing some sort of thesis setting out the aesthetics of porn. I'm fascinated with the stuff that is so un-sexy it's funny. Clown porn and the like.

i request a Ron Jeremy link now:cool:

I have this whole thing about porn and national identity. Fucking in American porn is all about power. You watch some British stuff though, and it's all about watching people waiting for their turn. Britain's obsession with queuing is never more evident than in its porn.

that's not the one i saw, i'll try and find it

Slightly larger than Jeremy and the by-now legendary cock competition

I'll stop now.

"...is a hell of a drug"

That was pretty sleazy, to say the least. She must have taken some pretty good shit to be coerced into doing that. It looked like the sort of thing that Peter Sotos would write about.

yeah it looks like there's powder all over the mirror. the girl in the one i saw was having a whale of a time.

It's all gone quiet for a bit ... Everyone must be trawling Redtube for more clips.

check this out

http://www.ultimateporngalleries.com...rt-trailer.wmv

NOT WORK SAFE

Oh there are, but they're all rampantly gay. If you don't mind watching hot men going at it with each other, then you'll find a world of pleasure there :cool:

It's a strong measure of a person's sense of decency that, in a thread about drugs that's turned to being about ridiculous porn, you still felt the need to suggest that perhaps this might be a little bawdy and 'viewer discretion is advised'.

actually i would recommend watching it because what else are people going to see that is anything like it? the cackle is what makes it for me, i don't know whether to be repulsed, terrified, or in awe.

yeah, what i've heard about 2 girls one cup puts me off watching it, i'd probably vomit myself, no exageration.

Now this woman strikes me as being pretty hard to satisfy:
http://www.naughtyalysha.com/preview...gust/week3.wmv

Squirt Bukakke, anyone?

How do people get to write over their links? I've always wondered about that.

Pain olympics is much, much worse. 2 Girls one cup is just quite funny.

Sad porn

url=http//www.Whatever your link is.com] The words you want to say [/url]

Just add a [ before the u of the 'url' at the beginning.

yes some people are pretty stupid.

maybe people who do cocaine think they are immune to stuff? lord only knows they should be careful.

i don't like the feel of anything up my nose, not even my finger. i do pop uppers sometimes, so i guess coke is not that big of a deal for me.

i remember when i took legal speed for the first time and i started moshing naked. that was a good night.

p.s. i've done it before in the past, just wondering what the general consensus was on the situation.
Like I mentioned earlier, theres some people I know who just bust it out in front of everyone
I find it a bit awkward and rude
If your going to do it, excuse yourself and go to the restroom

No?

yeah, or offer around.

exactly!

yeah my ex gf would brag someimtes that she's surprised that she's hasn't had a nosebleed yet since she's moved to nyc. she doesn't do it that often as far as i know though. i hate when people brag about the drugs they take. it's pretty annoying.

yeah people should do it in private because it does make people feel awkward and it is rude to the people who are there and not interested in drugs at all.

it also means they probably don't drugs often