Sonic Youth Gossip - i feel so out of place here

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Who can shove a Contra up your ass?
Beat Khadaffi with a touchdown pass?
Who's got chunks of J.F.K.'s head
Floating in a jar of formaldehyde under his bed?
Who sucks off the Pope behind closed doors?
And spits the cum into your open sores?
Who can squash republics like bananas?
And try to pick-off cigar smokers in Havana?
Who can snake a tire iron down your throat
And laugh as you're falling in the moat?
Who'll hand-feed a Zionist with a spoon?
And kick the Palestinians to the moon?
Who can plant a car bomb in Beirut?
And make peasants suck on united fruits?
Who gives you a piece of the rock?
As you're sucking-off their ugly cock?
Who can slip a needle in your arm?
Three days later you have bought the farm
Who can train guerillas by the dozen?
And send them out to kill their untrained cousins?
Who can stab a rumor in your back?
So when you bleed it's documented fact
Who wears black and drives around in big dark cars?
And takes to the sky in silver bright cigars
Who can steal the jungles of Zaire?
And then wish you a happy new year
Who can take the sugar from the sack
Put in L.S.D. and pour it back?
Who's behind the death of Malcolm X
And thousand others while you're having sex?
Who can kill a general in his bed?
Overthrow dictators if they're red?
Who can build a pyramid overseas
From Pretoria to Tel Aviv to Washington D.C.?
Who can take Egyptians, Saudis, and Jordanians
And turn them against the Libyans, Syrians, and Iranians?
Who delivers Bibles to Iran signed by Horsecock Phepner?
C.onfusion I.nterwoven A.s we speak
C.atholic I.nstitutional A.ids
C.entral I.mpotent A.merica
C.omittee to I.nflict A.trocities
C.ontrolling I.ntravenous A.pathy
C.onspiracy of I.nternational A.ffairs
C.onmen I.ndustrializing the A.mazon
C.horeographed dis-I.nformation A.pes
C.omputer I.nformation A.ccumulation with the
C.remation of I.ndonesians A.ssociation carrying out
C.overt I.ndulgence in A.frica while
C.ontinually I.nstigating A.rabs paid for by the
C.ouncil to I.nduce A.rmageddon legislated thru
C.ongressmen I.ndebted to A.ipac which is really a
C.olony of I.ntergalactic A.liens

Or maybe it's the: K.G.B., the B.O.S.S., the D.I.N.A.,
the FBI, the IRS, the COUNCIL ON FOREIGN RELATIONS,
the IMF-WORLD BANK MAFIA, the NATIONAL SECURITY
STATE DEATH SQUADS, or singing in monotheistic 3-part harmony it's: THE MOSSAD INSTITUTE OF TERROR
THE PERSIAN GULF APPLE PIE DICTATORS
THE VATICAN CITY OPIUM FARMERS

You remember when all those kids found they could log on to The Game and Linkin Park's message boards, and started messing about on there? Well I think I understand now how all the fans from those messageboards must've felt.

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

i haven't posted much in a couple of months and i don't even know who half of you are

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A/S/L pls.

The Justin Timberlake forum is rad too.

Should we play BANG OR NO?

BANG? NO?

BANG? NO?

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

i feel like people here don't like music anymore.

This is common when you hang out in the non-sonics section a lot. I forget that this is supposed to be primarily a music board until I get back to non-sonic sounds. The funny thing is that I've totally lost the concept of this being even more specifically a Sonic Youth board.

sonic youth rule all!!!

sonic life!

I am still so in love with Kim.

Thanks for the subtle reminder :)

I know screamingskull brought it up not too long ago, but sometimes it's so easy to get caught up in the whole world that Sonic Youth has created that you sometimes forget about the music. Well, maybe not forget, but lose focus of it. They are incredible musicians, everyone of them.

I'm still here, crypto. It's all good.

And for anybody still feeling out of place, I know some people that can help you feel right at home...

Anybody like kool-aid?

what do the polyphonic spree have to do with anything?

hahahahaha! fucking polyphonic spree!

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

what do the polyphonic spree have to do with anything?

They have EVERYTHING to do with it!

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

what do the polyphonic spree have to do with anything?

Yeah, really.
I didn't think this thread was about horrible, horrible music.

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Originally Posted by afterthefact

And for anybody still feeling out of place, I know some people that can help you feel right at home...

Anybody like kool-aid?

oh shit! HIPPIES! run for your life!

i dont know
maybe i'm just bored with the whole msg board thing

that's a wonderful story!

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

i dont know
maybe i'm just bored with the whole msg board thing

It happens. Don't put so much thought into it I guess. It's just a place to talk to some cool people about music and other things, but it shouldn't really play a huge role in your life.

Unless you are me, in which it does only because I sit at work most of the time with nothing to do. :)

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Originally Posted by afterthefact

I know, but I don't even know what to say anymore.

I guess this just means i'll only post quality posts.... and pictures, hahaha

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

that's a wonderful story!

Oklahoma sucks.

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

I guess this just means i'll only post quality posts....

"Quality posts" is an oxymoron. :)

It must be the crack, crypto. I'd find it surprising if anyone would have anything to say while they are coked up or else. The last thing that you'd be doing is posting on the internet, isn't it?

The board doesn't really move at the same pace anymore. When things in the real world start to become more important and demanding, this place loses its fun.

The real world is as morose as this board at all times

The real world is much more important and interesting than this board for sure.

Maybe for some, but reading some of the posts around here, you've got to wonder how it might be for others.

Sure, but why would anyone care about that?

I don't care. I just wonder...

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

Good Morning Folks

Um...