90 is old. Are you 90? Then you aren't old.

God I will never grow old. Fuck that.

Anyways gmku Happy Birthday.

Here you go so you can feel young again. She wants you she needs you, oh baby oh baby.

i gotta sleep.

Tell me how you'll do it. Please do.

Hmmm. I'd rather have the car, actually.

age is in the mind.
age is just a number
age is meaningless
it is what you do that is meaningful
and gmku, you fucking rock man.

That's how you know you are getting old :)

I LOVE getting older. I hated being a child. HATED IT. I lik being able to tell people to fuck off, and them getting concerned, because I look like a "normal" adult and not some snotnose punk kid.
I love when people call em sir. I say, :hell yes, call me sir." it is a sign of RESPECT. I love it that I am older and wiser and that I no longer act like a goofball idiot trying to desperately get attention. now I just acty my normal crazy freak self.
get older and become more YOU

but never ever ever forget what it is like to be young and noone giving a fuck what you think or what you do.

Its in the mind.

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that picture made ma laughghghghghghgghghghghghgghghg

omfg.

people are old when they start whining about being old.

There must be some kind of self exclusion from the group gene that triggers the "Im old" whining at a certain age.

that's means that I've been old for years. :(

Getting older doesn't bother me, but hearing myself say "When I was your age" to someone was kind of alarming the first time.

fucking geezer.

Dude you are like so like old, you know dude.

You Hektor 2.

I have no idea what yr talking about.

like totally.

He strikes me as more Kaypro or Osbourne material.

The logic of this escapes me. Can you explain how starting to whine about being old necessarily means you are old?

I Yam What I Yam!!

Dude, only like old people with beards, and mustaches, and those like bald spots like whine about being like old.

I have no trouble with that one. I usually preface it with something like, "You fucking kids are motherfucking weak-kneed cry-baby idiots."

Dude, that's a funny comedic sort of line, but I think it's bullshit.

Like I know is funny, like I am a valley kid, dude.

I only started this thread in the hopes Crumby would make me poster of the day again.

that is old too!

valley crap.

I cannot fucking believe it, everytime I ruminate about it, which is often for it causes me great consternation, that of all the insipid stupid valley girl bullshit that came up in the late 70's early 80's, the use of the word "like" to opreface every third word is the one "valley" thing to catch on and stick to the collective USA consciousness.

fucking dipshit valley fucks.

Like, Rob, come on. You're totally like disrespecting the valley, dude. Like so not cool, you know?

Like I feel like hurt.

(I was referring to the post by the guy shose name is two squares

fuck the valley!

Okay. So like are you still like high?

Yeah like fuck them. Just Kidding Rob.

I know. I am not HIGH. I am sober like a nun witnessing the true glory of our lord satan.

Satan? Don't you mean Santa?

You young'ns don't even know how to be funny.

i was born funny