this is already happening.

MAN HARASSES FEMBOT IN A WHEELCHAIR

 

hahahahaha, robosexuals.

will there be discrimination against those who favor a machine?

i wouldn't do it, imagine either the coldness or the unnatural heat of their vajayjays.

sticking genitalia into mechaninal metal holes is the next hardcore.

ROBOPHOBES.

I am in, as long as they have money.

I am assuming you are the bottom, Chief Savage.

Vers

I doubt it.

i knew i'd find you here.

"Have you forgotten mother? I'm part machine now!"

-Buster Bluth being walked in on while having sex with a Roomba

i want a cowbot that makes hubba hubba

So what part of you is machine?

you've been watching horse humpers again, haven't you?

how did you found out?
was it the bite marks on my back once again?

i just couldnt resist...

i can always tell when you come back up to the house.

isn't it erotic when it breathes in your ear?

Now we know your username is pronounced "Wilbur."

way to kill a perfectly good thread.

Sporting his "strike beard," Letterman did this top ten last night.

Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Having Sex With A Robot

10 "Am I exposing myself to a computer virus?"
9 "Is this thing grounded?"
8 "Should I buy the robot dinner?"
7 "Is calling a hooker less embarrassing?"
6 "Am I AC or DC?"
5 "Is it programmed for low expectations?"
4 "Instead of a robot, should I join a gym?"
3 No number 3 -- writer having sex with robot
2 "Will she get jealous if I spend time with the toaster?"
1 "If I want sex with something cold and heavy, I'll try my wife"



He did a top ten with the same question a few years ago too.

whats with that beard anywho

Dave & Conan will both most probably be keeping the beards until the WGA writer's strike has reached a conclusion.

Conan has a beard?
A real beard?

Yeah, he jokingly commented a couple of nights ago that he was doing it to prove he "has testosterone."

Haha! I miss his show. It was aired for a few months by some italian channel (mon-sat, 10 am , crazy uh?), but after a while they just stopped airing it (luckily it was subtitled in italian but not horribly dubbed). The only option I have to see it is downloading videos off emule or something. Maybe I should do that, eventually. I need some good laughs.

edit: does anybody on here alredy "regularly" download episodes for archiving purposes :D?

which one of you bastards is the Letterman spy?

Was he talking about you on number 3 of the list??

I cannot confirm nor deny that statement.

Has anyone seen that children's movie "Not Quite Human"? It helped me to understand androids, and there feelings and such.

you sick bastards.
she's just a little girl!!!

whaaaaat

Supposing this prediction finds reality in 2050 the result will not be so satisfying. Sure there will be machines, robots if you wish, that are capable of being fucked, this is hardly a technological advance. No one, however, no matter how great this sex is could ever find themselves in love with a machine and not be completely stupid, or slightly insane. Simply because the robots will not be capable of love, emotions, hell even conciousness. And even though someone may insist that they love the machine, the love will not be true love, only the love of the ease and comfort - no matter how cold - the machine offers.
You might as well marry your recliner.

much like the Apollo program, the Japanese have subcontracted the whole project, complete with celebrity endorsements..

I agree. If anyone doesn't, I predict your life will be as cold as the skin of your mechanic lover's bloodless, lifeless genitals

what is that, a mobile phone attached to it?

Invariably robots will become reality.

It is also pretty certain that at some point they will be completely human-like.

It would be ignorant to suggest sex would not be one of the paramount uses for such machines.

Anton LaVey, who founded The Church Of Satan in 1966, incorporated "production of artificial human companions" into his Satanic theory in 1988 and The Church Of Satan has continued to support reasearch into this industry to this day.

There may also be some benefit in using non-human slaves in solving all manner of unwanted sexual conditions in some humans. But let's not go there just now.

Essentially, as LaVey stipulated, this is "the next big industry."

We already have The Real Doll. All that is required is animation and artificial intelligence.

We really are not that far away.

already been happening....

not safe for work

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yes yes we all know, judgement day is inevitable, because the reality is just like a movie, what happens when computers become self aware? We kill people in order to defend our own existence, people kill millions of people to defend their life. that is why modern weapons exist to begin with, so when a computer in charge of these weapons, and it becomes self aware, what is to stop this computer from using its weapons to destroy people? there are currently aircraft which use fly by wire and AI in order to take off, target, deploy bombs, and land, all without having ever been issued a single human command, program or order to fight against that particular target....

five-star post.

....i personally don't give a shit if the apocalypse is near... i'm just talking about the robot technology that already exists... like

stelarc's spider things...












...his VR stuff...








...or Survival Research Labs' robot-killer robots






......in fact, $550 will get you this 'premiere fucking machine' ....

http://www.extremerestraints.com/the...chine_692.html