you know, i might just do that. i'll give you a call someday if i do.
fuck no.
honey, i have all the rolling stones vinyl i will ever need.

I saw Exile on Main St was only $10 (CD). I was gonna buy it yesterday but I didn't feel like listening to it, so I'll buy it some other time.

Honey, that was directed at synth.

i go down for chocmilk but im no whore

has he popped up somewhere in this thread unbeknownst to me?

He's the three-square slag poster. Changed his username.

you mean the big orange bar? or the one w/ all the symbols and the sbux avatar?

Yay!

I would skeet into a cup for 20 bucks. If that is the going rate. :)

If my girlfriend ever broke up with me, I'd totally do porn. One, I have a big dick. It's not HUGE, but it's bigger than average. Two, I can last a long time and pretty much cum on demand. Three, it'd be fun and pay well. So, why not? I'd be good at it, I'd enjoy it, so I'd love to do it. But ... not while with my girlfriend.

yeah but then your genetics would be floating around god knows where, doesnt that creep you out?

edit - directed at the one who was tlking aboout skeeting in a cup

Skeeting in a cup?

The idea of my genetics floating around doesn't freak me out. It makes me feel accomplished. Now if some of my "genetics" tried to seek me out via father/son/dauther relationship that would be weird, but acceptable.

SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET

yeah go look it up

guess the judgment would not be up to you :D

The only thing that would make me heistant is my loose genetic offspring not knowing the awesomeness of their father's familial legacy. Seriously. We go back to pre-English Ireland.

oh, well in that case...

Makes sense, innit? Miaow!

Whaaa?

It may be well paid but certainly not fun. It's rather the opposite of fun : a show of plain disgust and boredom ( just have a look at one of the millions free porn sample out there ).

Don't try and talk sense to him, he's a total whore and he knows it.

I'm not a whore, I've only had sex with one girl, even though I've had a chance to have sex with many... It's just.. I think I'd be a good porn star. That's all, really.

freak shows made my fortune

Neither's blimpin'

don't whores touch people?

I don't touch people.

I must not be a whore then.

U WIN AT LIFE!

Legend.

the forum will not allow me to rep you for this.

the forum can fuck off.

It is higher than that. The lab I was gonna do it for was 40!

I have far less of a problem with the idea of doing porn than I do with the idea of providing material for the replication of multiple Humans.
I don't think there's any market for either one in the world of commerce anyway, so this debate will remain comfortably academic.

(not to mention the vasectomy)

I don't think I could do porn. I've got a handsome mug, but an average body and an average penis. I've got a great frame though with broad shoulders, a nice butt and massive legs, so I guess if I got into shape I could have a great body.

But still, if I was in a porno, I'd be biting my nails and having panic attacks for weeks until all the pregnancy and STD tests came back negative.

On the other side of things, I might be decent for porn, because I prefer to see girls have sex with wimpy looking inexperienced guys with average sized penises. Because I can more easily insert myself into the fantasy than if she's having sex with some big oaf.

Isn't there a difference between a whore and a prostitute? A whore can be a prostitute but a prostitute not necessarily a whore. A whore is indiscriminate and "does it" for the sake of it itself, for the pleasure or the compulsion or the lack of sense or whatever, but usually is not motivated by ulterior motives like financial gain.

So what does this mean as a metaphor extended to oneself in everyday life?

Know what I mean?

Gay porn pays more. Especially if you are a bottom.

have you seen a fat ass?! ... that really isn't one....