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finding nobody 05.23.2006 06:48 PM

Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
awesomely stupid

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
joe dirt baby!

elix it 05.24.2006 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kegmama



 


You are all granted the title of Kings of the worst pick up lines ever! Have these ever really worked for anyone?

Worse then pick up lines are the guys that constantly DRIVE up beside me on the freeway and wink, or whistle, or ask my number when stuck in traffic. Holy hell man, do guys think all grrls are whores? Pathetic.


Wow! I really didn't expect something like this, especially from you Kegmama. This thread, she is for shits and giggles. No need to take offend... to any of it. It's a fucking joke and if you don't like it, then ignore it.

Don't take your anger out on us. We're not driving up beside you trying to get your number.

jon boy 05.24.2006 10:36 AM

man: how do you like your eggs in the morning?

woman: unfertilised

marleypumpkin 05.24.2006 10:38 AM

All I had to do was mention the title, "Hits Of Sunshine (For Allen Ginsberg)", & she put out.

jon boy 05.24.2006 10:41 AM

what will jah make of that then?

marleypumpkin 05.24.2006 10:43 AM

I hope Jah will overstand that I haven't had any in 5 YEARS, & hopefully, he'll take it easy on me.

porkmarras 05.24.2006 10:44 AM

I find that singing ''Borderline,feels like i'm going to loose my mind'' to a guy works marvels when i get it right.

marleypumpkin 05.24.2006 10:51 AM

Hell, I didn't think girls had to have pick-up lines. I've never gotten any.

porkmarras 05.24.2006 10:52 AM

I'm not a girl if that referred to me.I'm a super homo

noumenal 05.24.2006 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marleypumpkin
Hell, I didn't think girls had to have pick-up lines. I've never gotten any.


huh?

Edit: oh, ^^

marleypumpkin 05.24.2006 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras
I'm not a girl if that referred to me.I'm a super homo


No, I wasn't refering to you. I was just stating in general that I have never seen a girl use pick-up lines.

alyasa 05.24.2006 11:11 AM

I'm sorry if I offended anyone.. It was all just in the name of fun...

alyasa 05.24.2006 11:17 AM

Is that a pick up line?

jon boy 05.24.2006 11:19 AM

no wrong thread! ha ha it was meant to be in the comment on the avatar above you. i shall delete.

jon boy 01.29.2007 03:17 PM

on behalf of all men i apologise kegmama.


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