You are making me feel dirty, I am not a hippy.

Then why'd you pick that hippy-assed handle, hippy?

Because, I told you there were no fuck you signs.
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These where the only ones they had.

no fucking way.

it's going to be messy or nothing.

Sorry I do not want any robotic aids.

Yeah. Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It's a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan. Retails for about $ 109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-mart

this is fucking awesome.
i watched 2 girls 1 cup and i literally puked in my mouth.

Some people find it unwatchable and others don't flinch. I think the world's become so 'extreme' that some can barely even be desensitized any more.

i can handle anything but shit. vomit, piss, blood, chunks of fat...all fair game. but i can't take shit.

I don't think I've ever seen anything that has disturbed me.

I could not watch more than one minute.

I agree. eating shit is the worst. I once saw a zyklon b movie called "Shocking Asia" ripe with carnage from warzones, accidents and executions. an interlude in this montage to human misery was a scene with a little asian school girl and an old man playing the part of father figure. now when you see the girl drop her skirt you think you know the score, that is until a paper plate makes an appearence in 'daddy's' hand. the girl shits on the plate, the dude watches as if his deceased grandmother is making some cookies, and then proceeds to eat the shit clean with chopsticks no less! I had to run to the kitchen and puke in the sink....

yeah. I am all for the grisly and painful execution of anyone who gets their jollies off by eating shit or drinking piss or making someone else do it. The world would be so much better off.

Shit eating does confuse me a bit...

I do know a gay guy in real life who likes chicks to shit on him (yes, he's gay, but the only way he can get off is if a chick shits on him -- eh?). He's a little.. off.. he's not my friend or anything, he's just.. he works at a pizza place on the weekend.. yeah. He is completely bald.. He also has a DK tattoo and a huge ass black flag tattoo.

..I know that sounds like a setup to a joke or something, but everything I just said is true..

I also was good friends with this girl and one day I found out that one of her boyfriends shit in her vagina...!?!? I just found that out the other day. I dunno if THAT's true, but knowing her it probably is because of some of the sick shit she told me...

I guess we all have our fetishes. I personally agree: I can see piss, vomitting, you know anything, and shit eating doesn't really disturb me, but shit ITSELF is just disgusting. Period. Just.. yuck.. but who knows. Everyone has their thing I guess............

About that, there are some "reaction" videos on the net (filming an unsuspecting person watching the vid, that is), they're funnier than the actual one. Links found from a forum that's probably the one referred to by Inhuman in the original post (SA, right?)

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1791106
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UISZTxKJjkg

what college professor spells "appropriate" wrong?

Not as entertaining as Planes, Trains, and Plantains http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/image/essay/ Now THAT is an awesome funny fake essay.

...so true. (if it is a real essay) ...if he'd said exactly the same thing about pasolini's salo, for example.... probably wouldn't have gotten a 0%...

hahhaa, I thoroughly enjoyed that. That works cited page at the end is the total bomb, and the images that he throws in

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO GAGGED:

pardon my impertinence, but i can't help but think, you must have tasted shit at some point in your lives. i'm not trying to insult anybody here, just, i can't help to think it, and it has to be said-- there's gotta be a memory somewhere in your unconscious, to explain the reaction. perhaps as a baby you dug in your diapers looking for snacks? i'm only saying this because i've never eaten shit, and every time i watch this thing the only reaction i get is uncontrollable laughter. anyway-- i had to say that. if anyone cares to share any childhood anecdotes on the subject, i'm all ears...

This is so fake. The handwritten comments look like the handwriting of a 6th-grader. And the teacher's remarks are totally un-teacher-like, unless we're talking P.E. or Driver's Ed teacher. "creative flair for writing..." So cliched. And the critiques are not the articulate comments you'd expect from an English teacher, even at the high school level. A true English teacher, if this bothered him or her, would be decidely more snide in his/her commentary to match the student's snide undertaking of a porn review. At least the smart teacher would do so, to show the student that the student is not getting the upper hand. Like the comment above, "A 'touching' analysis but doesn't 'penetrate' the subject." And, "Don't see me. Just do it over, or accept an F."

mang,you forget that engrish departments these days are all staffed by TAs-- not tits and ass but grad students with a license to kill.

But even a TA would offer responses a bit more articulate, and certainly, being closer to the student's age, even more smart-ass. I'd expect a TA to come back with something like, "This is wack, my friend. No porn allowed, you know the rules. Big fat zero, your bad--sorry."

there are all kinds of TAs, trust me-- i was one. now how scary is that.

Ha ha. Yeah, okay. I guess I just remember the smarmy snarky ones who intimidated me with their demonically miniscule handwritten comments all over my English papers.