Ha, nothing drastic ever happens here. Safe, but boring. To stereotype, we like drugs. The closest we come to danger is an overdose.

No I am a suburbian fool. Why would I run, I live in the center of a valley. And is not like the fire is even close to me. So who cares.

Alex- have fun make out with a cute firefighter.

^Okay, see why I worry?

I just wanted to post this fire-related photo, for no better reason than it's brilliant.