AHHELLNAHWHATSUPDAWG?!

oh i know you do. homewrecker.

^^^^^ more disturbing than the spider jesus.

More airbrushed than a low-rider.

"imma tear that pussy up!"

oh my fuck. i had a dream about a guy like that once.

a guy like "that"?
what are you trying to say?

i think you know.

that you're a racist...?
that's fucked up

obviously......

Oh god.
Dragons breathing fire.
Bikini lady cobra sex.
Bikini lady lesbians.
Genies!
On a car.

Sensory overload!
So many fantasies hitting at once!
How many Hail Marys do you have to say to be forgiven for all the impure thoughts this shit conjures up?

gasssssssp!

I am astonished just as you.

Oh yeah.
I'm Mr. Pure.

Yes you are.

Mr. Prude with the leather pants and such.
Yep.

Don't forget the cape.

more airbrushed than a lowrider
evil tits

cape? i think you mean....

i kid... i kid....

Might as well go all the way. Much more stylish, you must admit.

...... i think that's going to be my halloween costume.

one time the devil accosted me (because i'm his favorite girl). i actually have photographic evidence.

yeah, he didn't really care that I was shouting at him either did he??

oh i see how you are.

(you do have quite an eye!)

not one bit. he is the devil after all.

hahaha at that drawering.

But it is third to sonicl.

i sure do wish i knew what that meant. i am the new person and all.

i am compiling a shit list already though.

shit list:
1) floating slowly
2) crypto (oh he knows why)

there is no :space: in floatingslowly, but thanks for yr patronage.


translation of synth's post: sonicl is mr macho rep. savAGE clown is NUMBer 3.

etc etc.

it's a rating based on who brings the funny.

I think I'm number two now.
Number Two.
Oh, that potty humor never gets old, does it.

you must be so proud....

I would be if I was the competitive type.
Of course, if that were the case, I suppose I would be going on and on about how "Second place is just First Loser."

i think first loser makes a snazzy nickname for you!

rob sorta scares me.

don't mind me. I am just stoned and disconnecting my pre frontal cortex so as to allow my hands to type and surf the trip dub on automatic pilot.

who are you, rob?

He is an instigator.