I bet that she smells of poo a little bit.

hell fuck yeah ikara.

sprituality is about feeling one's soul in connection to the universe/god around you and living life with that in mind at all times. (I don't believe in any of this but this is what it is)

avril seems to think that pure supersition is sprituality. I bet she gets fung shei'd in her asshole all the time, by guys she barely knows or recognizes, after getting "wasted" and then they find out she has a really really ugly pussy.

she probably gets them to stick a treaspoon full of cocaine up her anus before they do so, like christina applegate likes it.

I fucking knew it!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, what a turd.

every single band/artist on that cover sucks ASS

haha, marvellous
And happy birthday by the way

HAHA! I love you Rob, that really cracked me up.

i am getting so old! ha ha! Call me SIR!

34 years on planet earth, 34 years of rock and mirth
34 years pinin' for pussy, 34 years making them juicy
34 years of the weed in my head, 34 years of eatin cornbread
34 years rollin' sonic life, 34 years of happiness and strife

Avril on boys, booze and the pursuit of happiness. haha. I love reading this sort of stuff.

Am I the only one who thought the Linkin Park thing on the cover was funny as well?

Yeah my last post deals with this. Its this 'New Age' thing stupid people with money get into. Pick and mixing bits they like from ancient religions and tribal mythologies. You see these people who have Hindu statues, buddas, dream catchers, african tribal artifacts. Its nonsense, completely cosmetic. Thats what these hollywood types usually mean by spiritual. Oh and feng shi they love that stuff. Its just finding fancy and expense ways to describe things that can be more accurately and articulately discussed in the displine of human psychology. But of course its not as frilly and these people are profoundly dull.

This is not in anyway an attack on people who are actually 'spiritual', just Hollywood spirituality.

Isn't it odd that most people use feng shui in order to gain more material wealth? Otherwise, agree with what Washing Machine said.

most hilarious post ever. mental retardation FTW.

"Moses viewed the promised land, yet they say he never, never reached there, but it was he who stood before the burning bushes, receiving the commandments to hand to the nations, yet them heed to temptation and them worship foreign idols, what is for Caeser give it unto Caeser, what is for Jah Jah, come on lets pass it over, and cleareth the way, dont go this way dont go that way, temptation.... cuz there are plenty of roads that lead to the jail house this day...."

for the first 3 i was like.... this is one cockly little cunt,

when i saw 4 the laughter started... "like drink in moderation, be responsible YEAH?" i was like WHAT THE FUCK IS THE "YEAH?" ABOUT, IS SHE EX PECTING AN ANSWER? YEA?"

5, i bet she breaks her "worker's legs" just so they cant leave the sweatshop.

at 8 the laughter took hold.

no more. please no more

Marras, Neurotic I agree with. Avril is, after a fashion, a contentious character. Of course, we're all mature enough to not care what she thinks. Yes, mysteriously, she seems to really piss people off.

Bothered.

Still love her music (even the third album, what a prick, eh?), still don't ever need to hear her [press agent] speak.

im so glad that im being the loser.

i should do cantankerous' ten commandments

Feng Shui
Bottled Water
MMR - Autism fear

The three most hilariously insane cases of mass deception that became widely accepted as fact

You forgot the 4 year Liberal Arts degree as a requirement for Adult Legitimacy.

Yeah, what the fuck? "The hurricane thing"?

Somone is a racist...

HAHAHA.

she's canadian you guys...ive had close encounters with this kind....the 'Yeah' at the end of a sentence for instance, she finds absolutely nothing wrong with...the 'jumping on the tables and dancing after doing shots' should be followed by 'falling off the table, grabbing a chair and tackling a friend into a wall to see who can make the largest hole in the wall'....i kinda wish i was joking about this...but i know this first-hand...

yap yap yap

there's an exchange student in my school who looks exactly like avril lavigngignig. I feel bizarre whenever I encounter her.

right on.
 

I completely agree with this statement. I've actually been doing some research on this subject (The Scandal of the College Degree). Do you actually have any evidence or documentation that you can lead me to?

Just a bunch of friends with advanced degrees and some with none at all, most of whom live at the exact same income level as one another. I know a high school dropout or two that make a more comfortable living than several others I know with MFA's, and I also know several adjunct professors who all have side gigs at coffeeshops and theaters because they can't afford their student loan payments on their University salaries.
I can only offer anecdotal evidence, which is of little use in empirical research, I'm afraid.

Then again, "empirical research" sounds kinda academic to me.

Savage you always dash my dreams. But anyways, I am going to college to hunt for so-called straight guys.

'the face was lost but partly recovered
so half asleep and half in a frenzy
one side tries to smile enough for two'