The brit brigade is powerful in here.

That makes a pleasant change!

and a whole bunch of them lives in london, actually.

Truncated so what made your voice all scratchy? Not rough oral sex again surely?

Nicfit that means I might have neighbours on here!

I can't believe he is a londoner, I need to see pics.

i believe it's not the pits, but the pitts as in bradgelina.

they've come for revenge for the jolie youth shit!

Ah, isn't that sweet, are they going to try to outdo each other?

Oh god not the Pitts..........

texas, represent your hood

I would not be much proud/happy for that.

that is a BOLD FACED lie!!

grey > green


welcome Pits, you must be something special if Truncy likes you! :eek:

Thanks floatingslowly, good to meet you too

Well, I've shown up late, but whatever. Welcome, ThePits, you lucky bastard. Nobody else got an introduction thread.

seriously.

most new posters just get jumped in with a sock full of oranges.

Pits must have SERIOUS DIRT on truncy. do tell.

Good to meet you Danny, as noone else got a thread like this I will consider myself honoured. As for the dirt on truncated, leave a brown paper bag full of used 50's (100's for the Americans) in the bin outside the entrance to Stables Market, Camden and I'll post the lot

isn't that too much money for something we already know about?

I had to shred the $100 so that it would fill the bag, but it's nothing a little tape can't fix.

your turn.

it posts the gossip on truncated or it gets the hose again.

hush! since the "common knowledge" stuff is so good, surely the hidden secrets are even better!

I'll even start by sharing something about myself: I like pie.

yes, "pie" in spanish means foot, and we knew that about you already.

yr wife sure has big feet.....for a lady(?).


are you trying to turn me on?

I've had the pleasure of poking about in the deep dark corners of her mind on many occasions

And have known truncated for a very looooooooong time

Still think you know what I do?:D

oh with the denials. that's you saying "hi honey" to girlgun. ashamed of family pictures now?


i swear i don't-- i shudder at the thought. let's better drop this. i hate to waste food, and returning my lunch to the atmosphere would be just that.

moi?? i know nothing of such things, and i don't fancy myself a mind reader. i was just haggling with the price. couldn't we have it at tabloid prices just like everybody else? not that i read tabloids-- EVER.

now about the looooong time-- supposedly, sociopaths are unable to hold any kind of long-term relationships. are you her court-appointed shrink?

I think he was referring to truncated's well documented penchant for S&M nun suits; YOU on the other hand are still an enigma.

shall I start guessing?

Equine Insemination Technician.

I'm right, aren't I??

clearly, that's a forgery.

I take off my glasses before a bubble bath. :mad:


the lady doth protest too much, methinks.

[quote=!@#$% couldn't we have it at tabloid prices just like everybody else? not that i read tabloids-- EVER.[/QUOTE]


Oh, rest assured we all know that you only read the weightiest and most ponderous volumes of Serious Literature.

oh yeah. for sure.

i buy it, you know, for the articles.

will you please scan the SCARY MONSTERS, SEXY BABES section for me?

m0nster pr0n for the win!

I'm pretty sure I can see something weighty and ponderous from here. Pendulous, at the very least.

i thought you'd be more interested on the midget rodeo, but sure!


oh yeah, ponderous and pendulous alright.



supervixen!

wow....you know me pretty well, don't you. :eek:

alas, I've already downloaded 5 gigs of it today from a link I found in "Sonic Sharing"; one can never have too much m0nster pr0n however.

i don't know you at all, but i'm good at making inferences, and the fact that you live in oklahoma is quite telling.

omifuck you are stalking me!!!

I'll have you know that my house is protected by FIERCE CATS.

moi?? i know nothing of such things, and i don't fancy myself a mind reader. i was just haggling with the price. couldn't we have it at tabloid prices just like everybody else? not that i read tabloids-- EVER.

now about the looooong time-- supposedly, sociopaths are unable to hold any kind of long-term relationships. are you her court-appointed shrink?[/quote]

The one thing I said I wasnt was a sociopath, they are classless and have little self control

And yes you can have the goods at tabloid prices, £50 in used fivers and a bag of dolly mixtures. The same price as Jordan charges, and not for her articles

oh...

um....

erm....

yeah.

nice knowing you!

not you but truncated. high score in the socio scale.

anyway, hm, thanks for the offer, but im not interested. 50 pounds is about 100 bucks-- that's 10 new records! you shittin me??

anyway, i'm sure someone else will fork out the dough, like with the grilled cheese jesus on ebay.

Quite.

[quote=!@#$%!]not you but truncated. high score in the socio scale.

truncated is a well adjusted gregarious charitable human being

And I am the Pope:D

Are you sure, then how many prada shoes do you have?

why dont you post in any other threads?