sleeping is nice, and as a married person that's also a common scenario for me, and i love a good cuddle. but there are other natural functions of the body that need attention, and when they are neglected, they... turn sour.

There should have been a 'i dont have sex' option. so i chose the last one

Tell me something new. It all comes down to what you give and what you take, in that sort of situation. Let's try not to twist the whole thing because it won't take us anywhere + there other ways of being intimate with someone without going the traditional route.

yes sure there are many ways of being intimate.

however, we are men, and you're gay and i'm straight but we have the same plumbing-- one thing i know is that letting your spunk get old & turn to cottage cheese is a bad thing. everyone's pipes require, shall i say, regular flushing... i don't meant to get too explicit here, i'm talking from the point of view of... what, physiology? yes.

Oh really? In that case you should meet more people who aren't 'men' like you are ,then. Not everyone's body works the same way, i thought you knew that already. :) :) :D

well you can't just say that because something applies to you it applies to everyone else the same

cmon, clogged pipes are a common male problem, let's not be coy here

[quote=Nefeli]
as they say..people in villages with no other interests have more often sex.
could be also matter of culture, men believing that if dont have sex often arent men enough?
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You've asked him the right question.

nonsense, it has nothing to do with me trying to "assert my manhood" on the internet. jeezus.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_balls

^^ never experience this??? give me a break. liars.

Oh, yes wikifuckingpedia is going to answer all our dilemmas. I hope you haven't got a butchered cock as a consequence. (run out of those little smiling faces, sorry)

well porkie, you don't get blue balls, good for you, bless you.

oh no sweetie, i know it wasn't you, porkie used your words though-- no worries!

i still love porkie too though he's got a little.. cranky :D


exactly!

Look, i just got the question and directed it towards you. I'm a happy bunny and ,in fact, someone is next to me while i post who's laughing his head off at this as much as me. smile.

ha ha ha-- good!

hello, mr. porkie's friend!

(is it true he doesn't get blueballs? :D )

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no, no-- a joke! a joke!!!!!!!!

Bye lovely.

ha ha ha-- thank you-- i will, i promise!

ps.

it's less than a 10-mile detour from intercourse to blueball

http://www.mapquest.com/directions/main.adp?do=nw&go=1&r=f&aoh=&aot=&aof=&2a=&2c=Blue %20Ball&2s=PA&2z=&2n=Lancaster%20County&2y=US&2l=V eMlVkabe1OEXC4jN5F3WA%3d%3d&2g=EeY4Iyz%2fwwb8Ttv6% 2b7J0Dw%3d%3d&2v=CITY&1a=&1c=Intercourse&1s=PA&1z= &1y=US&1l=Kq6YKImFtILzTO0fWMpmZw%3d%3d&1g=7wTVLgE3 DzwsZ8riB5Qbng%3d%3d&1pn=&1pl=&1v=CITY&1ffi=&1ex=& 1n=Lancaster%20County

My problem is that I have had too many experience with sex, and thus resulting in my boredom. I mean I find it good, when I am with my Boyfriend, but overall I just got bored of it. I mean snce a teen I have been doing sexual things related. I guess my problem is that I just have too much sex.

sorry to hear things got mechanical man and you're rigth it's boring if you just focus on "sex". try focusing on love and affection instead (this is going to win me the cornball award, but fuckit). that shit is never boring ,and then sex will happen when it should & not the other way around.

Well yeah, I actually like better to cuddle, and make out. And no it has not become mechanical. Trust me if it had become mechanical I would have known, I just don't know how to explain it.

well i mean if sex is a chore then thats not it right? do whatever meets your emotional needs. nekkid cuddles rule :D

ok, im outta here, things to do.

Oh right then. Lates.

Sex is overrated and boring.
I dont have the time, let alone the energy for it.

I'd rather sneeze than have sex.
For me it does the same thing,

I'd like to sneeze over and over again,
one after another.

wouldnt that be fabulous.

sneezing is very pleasurable yes. isnt it 1/10000000th of an orgasm?

Sneezing is a blast.

Bunny thinks she's Warhol. Sneezing with laughter.

you think your warhol, gay as a window.

Ok. I think that. Caught me out. Sorry. Full stop. Again.

I was gonna say that Bunny is one of my favourite posters but before then, Bang!, bitches strike again. Warholian.

I thought it was supposedly 1/10th. Which is obviously bollocks.

love you too, daddy.

a good belly-laugh is better than an orgasm, i think.

A good laugh is definately better than an orgasm,
-and less messy.

laughing yes. doctors say that you should have one good belly laugh a week to avoid depression.

sneezing/orgasm. well everyone has got to do it somehow, i bet this guy has some weird fetishes! (its safe to look)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWUO3...related&search=

Is sex boring? I can't remember.

sex is boring maybe if you are some sort of emo kid that cuts them selves for fun, what the fuck......

I find it boring, but then again I've had a lot of it, but I find it comforting that I'm now bored by sex because if i ever do decide to get into a relationship, it'll be for the right reasons and not just for the sex.

That is how I feel.