you know thats not true honey bunny. same time and place as last week ok? remember the stuff though this time because you got me all worked up over it.

Eh!

Ok, I hope those "things" you know will pass security checks at the airport this time...

well they are all made out of rubber right?

I'm going to have to work "curse yr mother's pussy" into my everyday repertoire.

learning a new curse is always a cause for celebration.

well, on the outside, yes, they are....

my mom left condoms out in the open once on her bathroom counter and it was sort of awkward to have her help me do my hair and instead of grabbing a hair tie i grab ultra-ribbeds. she didn't seem to notice, though.

i once found a condom in my bin. i was creeped out.

I do not know, do you think you would investigate your a condom which your parents used?

Haha, you deserve rep. yeah the condom was oustide the wrapper, and was put on top of the wrapper. it looked normal though, no scary white stuff....

The boys toilet in the year 10/11 common room is disturbing. Last week there was a poster with naked men on it, and there was blood all over the floor and in the toilets. Today, someone took shit and threw it on the door. Im scared

But when was the last time you had sex? I gather by your attitude on this board, that it'd been awhile? :p

Jokes. I'm joking of course. Don't get your designer knickers in a knot.

But great for your prostate.



Did they put that on the same album as the songs where they talk about how boring it is to learn how to play your instruments and write about something compelling?

I can nsay that I don't care much for it. But I do get some frequently.

i have prostate trouble + general lethargy, whether i ejaculate or not i can't win



yeah

Too mainstream for you?

I was about to use a computer in my college library the other day and just as I was going to log in I noticed a condom was layed across the keys, made me sick.

Well, it could be many reasons. For example, they could just leave it out there to creep people out, which they did. Or they had sex and left it there to say we had sex in the library.

that? oh, that was a play on words w/ "jilling (off)"

don't know the word?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=jilling+off

yo may not know the word BUT YOU KNOW THE DEED! :D


hurray!

You think I'd be endlessly starting pointless threads on here if I was getting any? Only indulging in hand-to-gland combat right now. Well, not RIGHT now.

he's delicious.

never heard of him

this one?

Well, you'll have the chance to see him half naked for a couple hours while enjoying "300".

which half though?

is that the work of david 2600?

I broke the promise of a sexless life and carnality reclaimed me back.

You're going to hell.

Was it worth it?

good for you, furry. congratulations. do stuffed animal counts as "carnality" though?

So porky, any updates? Besides the last one.

Update on what, exactly?

hahaha

Sex is Gay