I am a vegeterian who likes to nibble on meat.

pilinha

If your bitches' pussy's dry, spit on my dick and stick it in

thats really vile, did you come up with it late one night while drawing your anime tentecle rape scene?
you should be ashamed for authoring it.

that's probably the most offensive thing i've read in this thread.

anyway, i've always thought that duch swearing is some of the rudest swearing there is... surely also because it's my mother tongue, but i don't know any other language where people suggesting other people to go catch cancer, typhus, cholera, tuberculosis or even aids is a common and almost accepted form of swearing... often even a combination of several diseases. to my ears that always sounded more rude than suggesting someone to go fuck one's grandma in the ass, or accusing someone of copulating their mother. i know english has it a little bit with wishing the pox on someone, but that's nowhere near as offensive as wishing someone the kankerteringtyfus (something like "cancer-tuberculosis-typhus")

interesting article about of swearing in various languages here
http://www.answers.com/topic/profanity

it's funny that in Spanish you can call someone a "triple malparido", a triple motherfucker.

What if I stuck a raw, hard spaghetti noodle inside your penis and up your urethra, and have it break inside, continuously scratcihing against the sides of your prostate and making your dick bleed from the inside, and pierces into your shaft everytime you move your leg

that would probably make me pee... which in turn would soften the spaghetti noodle and bring some comfort.

i'd be really offended if you did that though. but not so much if you only threatened to do so.

fredrick fingers fudgenuts ficariously

hahahaha. It happened to someone once, and they somehow ended up dying. They were one of those people that enjoyed pain. I had to get a small CAMERA in there once for an operation, and it was the most painful thing I ever felt.

i can believe that.
i know there are some STDs that require the doctor having to shove a swab up the urethra as well... it's hard to imagine people doing it voluntarily for sexual pleasures. what a horrible way to die.

You dirty indy sparklouting shit

Yeah, I had one of those too quite a while back to check for Chlamydia (spelling), and I was relieved that I didn't have it, but mad because it was for nothing. It only takes 5 or 6 seconds, it's not too too bad. The other one was much more painful and that's after they "froze" it.

this thread has gone from yay to gay