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porkmarras 01.21.2007 05:02 PM

What an original idea!Not that a trillion people living in squats around the world haven't thought of that before.

noumenal 01.21.2007 05:16 PM

If you really want to shock and move people, you should find three other members and form a barbershop quartet or doo-wop group. Vocal harmony. Give yourself a name like "The ______s" and practice everyday for a couple hours. Develop a repertoire of classic tunes and then write your own songs in highly virtuosic chromatic four-part harmony. But this is important: wait until you have perfected your ensemble, intonation, and so on before you perform. The exhibition of finely-sculpted musicianship will be more shocking and moving than some display of a shit-eating scream-fest, any day.

Mmmm, a folk trio would also be good.

Norma J 01.21.2007 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by noumenal
If you really want to shock and move people, you should find three other members and form a barbershop quartet or doo-wop group. Vocal harmony. Give yourself a name like "The ______s" and practice everyday for a couple hours. Develop a repertoire of classic tunes and then write your own songs in highly virtuosic chromatic four-part harmony. But this is important: wait until you have perfected your ensemble, intonation, and so on before you perform. The exhibition of finely-sculpted musicianship will be more shocking and moving than some display of a shit-eating scream-fest, any day.

Mmmm, a folk trio would also be good.


HAHA. Brilliant. And so true.

Danny Himself 01.21.2007 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by noumenal
Give yourself a name like "The ______s" and practice everyday for a couple hours. .


The Uncircumsized Dicks was always an imaginary band name I liked.

noumenal 01.21.2007 06:13 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_doo_wop_musicians



 

Danny Himself 01.21.2007 06:16 PM

Meh, I don't know... matching waistcoasts would be better.

Dead-Air 01.21.2007 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by noumenal
If you really want to shock and move people, you should find three other members and form a barbershop quartet or doo-wop group. Vocal harmony. Give yourself a name like "The ______s" and practice everyday for a couple hours. Develop a repertoire of classic tunes and then write your own songs in highly virtuosic chromatic four-part harmony. But this is important: wait until you have perfected your ensemble, intonation, and so on before you perform. The exhibition of finely-sculpted musicianship will be more shocking and moving than some display of a shit-eating scream-fest, any day.


I do love this concept. I think "The Power Violences" would be the perfect name for this barbershop quartet.

!@#$%! 01.22.2007 02:49 AM

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Originally Posted by compulsive diarrhea, jico
get a mic, a metal plate and a distortion pedal and improvise on that:

 


replace candle w/ microphone

record for 24 hours

audience drifts in & out.

performance art.

Tokolosh 01.22.2007 03:59 AM

 


Who was it that said Kern's Photography isn't esthetic? :rolleyes:

Richard Pryor on Fire 01.23.2007 03:24 PM

This fourum has become increasingly more dangerous to view in public places.

compulsive diarrhea, jico 01.23.2007 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Bunbury
"TINKER BELL, HI"


BUNBURY (heavily photoshopped and airbrushed/ nipped and tucked) reciting cANDY's note...

 

awesome... as usual

Tokolosh 01.23.2007 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Bunbury
I think you mean ASSthetic.


 

 



 


Shouldn't you be posting your artwork here?

king_buzzo 01.23.2007 04:56 PM

*creeped out face

golden child 01.28.2007 03:28 AM

read this- http://noiseguide.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=724

eatmychild 01.28.2007 08:05 AM

Club Silencio


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