easy: take out a huge loan from your local loan shark. burn it in cocaine, viagra, and Quality Whores. you may think you don't need viagra but with sufficient whores and a numbed out dick you'll eventually be grateful. anyway-- the experience is guaranteed to take your mind off this board, unless you have a serious problem. when all is over, there'll be the issue of paying back the loan-- you'll need 3 jobs and will be too busy worrying about loan sharks beating the fuck out of you to give a shit about this place. but really...