I'd be a cunt to you if you tried to tell me how to do my job.


Smokers=cunts.


And it's her fault you forget your card. Tape it to your head if it's that hard.

There's a right misery guts manages a book shop near where I live. I'm not sure if he is a see you next Tuesday, but he sure can be a right grumpy little bugger. I reckon he's kept awake at night by a crying baby.


Oh, hello, Pookie. I didn't see you there. How's Seth?

no, it isn't worse than guernsey!

That's too near the truth to be funny


Awake all night, every night crying. Otherwise, adorable.

I fucking hope my fucking lack of fucking sleep isn't fucking affecting my fucking posts, you fucking bunch of fucking cunts.

Oxford has many cunts in it. EVERYWHERE.

Round here its not so bad, but one thing that really irritates me is when places have student discount, but they wont accept a university card, only a NUS card. Frustrating, and like it makes any difference to whoever is working the till.

i'm more like... a global cunt.

My ex-enron-employee investigated-by-the-fbi aunt lives outside of Oxford. I got my vinyl copy of Goo in Oxford.

Enron was the best company who got caught.

Enron are bad-ass.

I like corruption in goverment, cause it just prove my theory that their will always be egomaniacs in any time.

I am inspired to make a new signature. Hey, look! I already did.

Leave it with corporate punks that sounded better in my opinion.

Hm. It didn't format right though.

She should attempt to learn how to do her own job, so I don't have to tell her.

Rotten cunt.