Filthy cunt? I'd be willing to trade STD's with anyone who has a filthy cunt.

i can hook you up

Thanks, tell them I have HIV, and I'm looking for syphilis and chlamydia. I wanna collect em' all

What's your phone number?

(613)293-8290

the ones i know have em all. i know one who would do you a good trade. maybe one serious disease for three treatable ones.
ill pass yer number on. shes got no teeth though so she might sound a bit funny on the phone

I might be too busy donating my blood at the blood donor clinic, but it's worth a shot!

who the hell is that?

britney spears

thats a big pussy

I thought this was going to be about sex, in which case, yes.

You really shouldn't use the alliterative 'filthy fucker' if you don't want people to think you are talking about their fucking style.

I shower afterwards though.

So, Spring wedding suit you ok?

No. I shower at least once a day.

shower in summer twice a day
in winter on the other hand some times not daily like when i decide to stay in bed all day -- yes!
but if i work out or do any physical labor it's a must
post-sex doesn't count. post-sex stench is good and better left unwashed.

So long as the immodium is flowing, and not the shite.

Not when it comes to showering.

Aaannnd may I ask which one of you prank called me?

I shower either everyday or every other day.

I shower every day and wash my hair once or twice a week.