Love the sexy new look Pork.

Hmmm.......yes that's me.I'm chinese today.My name is Fungus Who.

How about everyone in mainstream movies has sex in slow motion?

that's the one I was thinking of, Life Distortion.

Characters get all frenetic and hot & bothered & are sweating and ripping each other's clothes off sometimes, and then during the lovemaking scene they are on tranqulizers all of the sudden. The FCC/MPAA whatever has bizarre rules about only allowing so many thrusts or something.

Reminds me of the controversial 3 minute kiss between Cary Grant and Ingrid Bergman in Notorious.

The Production Code wouldn't allow a kiss over 3 seconds long, so Hitchcock got around it by having them break off and start again after 3 seconds.

Other: people can be knocked unconscious with a single blow whenever it's convenient.

i voted other..

there is always a french baguette sticking out of a bag of shopping.

Pulling: Is done with panache and flair, with eyes meeting across a dancefloor and one of the protagonists, ocassionally the lady, striking up a conversation which goes smoothly, and they leave fairly swiftly.

In the real world: GUCKKHFFFFCUKK, you've got EGSHEEELLLNT breasstssh...waaaannna fuggk daarlin'?

what's up with all those cars falling from high cliffs and exploding?