good.
so you'll remember.

amerikangod: want another cock shot as a present, thanks.

yeah, i wish.

but i'll take the queen part.

Oh sweet, it's my birthday today. 18 years old.

I drank a beer today.

Happy birthday! <3
How did you/are going to celebrate?
Got any presents?

I meant it's my birthday on Sunday.
When I'm officially ten years older than you.

Cancer buddies.

Thanks!
I don't usually celebrate my birthday really but I went out to eat with my family and will probably do something with some friends tomorrow or the next day.

The only presents I got were new converse shoes and money but in the next few days I'm getting a Fender Telecaster. This one but left-handed to be exact:


Also my girlfriend is away for the week so I'll probably get some manga or whatever from her when she gets back.

I envy your fender so much.
You're lucky I love you, otherwise I'd be sending voodoo vibes.
And the converse too, mine just got stolen.
Which colour?

Most of my friends are going to be away on my birthday too. Kind of sucks. I hope they make it up to me by buying me drinks.

"all the fiends on the block..
have a new
king..
I'll take the queen.."

someone broke into the Oxfam that i work at last night... they only got away with the donations box (which had less than £5 in it, joke on them). Still, what a fucking scumbag.

Knox, I'm glad youre back, after long last. Happy birthday, I love you.

AMKGD this is the perfect time for you to sandblast some elephants (your words, not mine) my way in an email. Oh yes. And you're going to love it.

Thank you very much you guys.

But my birthday is on the 26th, unless you're doing it in advance.

It's Derek's day.

Hahaha.
They're grey with blue laces.
I think I got them cause my girlfriend complained too much about me wearing her pair (which were this awesome cherry red colour and went with most of my clothes).

But yeah I think I'll use some of the money I got to take my girlfriend out to dinner. I'll totally wear my new suit and everything.

What ??! It's your birthday, too ? Unacceptable.

I can't wear my girlfriends shoes because I have a bigger penis than she does.

my penis is cherry red.

aw.
your girlfriend is a lucky girl.

If only she realised that hahaha.

have agreat one everyone. OPAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FIESTA!

I'm sure she does.

But you can't let the other person see that much otherwise they stop making efforts.

It will help.

It wont replace, but it will help.

Oh geez. Well, dont expect more words out of me. I'm totally blowing steam at this point. Tired, willing to complain,
no actually I would totally say happy birthday again on the 26th its just that I have such a bad memory. And then all I'd be doing is saying "happy birthday" cause i betcha I wont look up the appropriate inappropriate thing to post. So I'm lazy and annoyed but also glad you were born I guess.
Yes. I AM. Ok, commitment enough?
Love you. Lips and lips.